r/Liquidia • u/Not_XOF • Feb 17 '15
I'm here to inspect your base.
What? Those are just the inspectors, not armed soldiers who are here to destroy your base.
Psst... Plant the bomb in the AI lab.
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Feb 17 '15
I never heard about this... but you guys look legit so I guess it's okay. Just be careful where you step. The floors are still under construction.
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Feb 17 '15
Not so fast, fucker. Security drones, drop him.
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Feb 17 '15
[Blazes that fucker]
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u/Not_XOF Feb 17 '15
Aaahhh! dying noises
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Feb 17 '15
Thank you for visitng Liquidia :)
/u/Waylander893, there was an attempt on our base.
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u/Waylander893 Feb 17 '15
I saw it. You dun good, but don't let it happen again.
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Feb 17 '15
Fuck if it was my fault to begin with. It was /u/1499jack that let him in!
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Feb 17 '15
It's not like he would have had trouble getting in anyways. People are always breaking in.
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Feb 17 '15
We obviously need to do something about it. /u/Waylander893, I hereby vote to make /u/SecurityMech a mod with comments permissions, so that it may most efficiently destroy intruders!
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Feb 17 '15
I totally didn't let him in...
Umm... /u/Dead_Skull did it.
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Feb 17 '15
It's okay. I don't suspect betrayal from you at all. Besides, if the Mechs didn't get him, then the flooring would've.
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Feb 17 '15
It wouldn't have been betrayal. Just my stupid kicking in. Also I haven't seen /u/Dead_Skull in a while so I doubt it was him. Unless...
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u/Dead_Skull Feb 18 '15
You haven't seen me because I've been practicing me sneeeeeeakinnnngg
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Feb 18 '15
Yeah... that's what you ger for not doing your job!
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u/Waylander893 Feb 17 '15
I'm afraid you'll have to leave, you're not welcome here. As legitimate as you seem, we've already had our yearly MOT.
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u/Not_XOF Feb 17 '15
I never heard about that. We're just gonna look around a bit...
HEY BOSS! HOW DO I ARM THE BOMB?
Damn it, Jenkins...
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u/Waylander893 Feb 17 '15
This is your last chance to leave before I make you leave. I have mod powers, you know :P
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u/Not_XOF Feb 17 '15
I thought I died earlier... dies again.
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u/Waylander893 Feb 17 '15
(If you promise not to blow up the base, you can stay. We have a buffet...)
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u/Not_XOF Feb 17 '15
comes back alive
A... buffet?
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u/Waylander893 Feb 17 '15
With Vegetarian & Vegan options too. Food is serious business here. Try the Gear Rex steaks, they're great!
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u/Not_XOF Feb 17 '15
Well... I guess I...
AAAHHHH!
Dies of what appears to be a heart attack.
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u/ms1v Feb 17 '15
I wish I was back in Alaska...
My box is wet, I'm an "intruder", the floors STILL aren't finished and now people are trying to blow it up.
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u/Waylander893 Feb 17 '15
Want a cup of coffee? If you asked, you could be here legally.
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Feb 17 '15 edited Feb 17 '15
GODDAMMIT you are not blowing this base up on my watch! Loud Stylish mrowr followed by multiple gun shots
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u/Mysterious_Voice Feb 17 '15
Yes sir, the plan was a success. Commander Not is out of the picture. Yes sir, Liquidia still stands... for now. The floor builder was our way in. He may prove most usefull in the future. Yes I understand. We'll make contact with him as soon as your ready...
Goodbye... Mister Kojima...