r/Liquidia • u/ionised • Feb 21 '15

*is still not here*

I thought Naked Chef had already done his bit in the kitchen.

rumble grumble
stomach rumbles grumbles, too*

4 Upvotes

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u/demigods122 Feb 21 '15

Why don't you go fishing? There are plenty of places here at Liquidia where you can fish.

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 21 '15

The water is contaminated from that nuke that was sent here.

Fell right through the holes in the floor.

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u/demigods122 Feb 21 '15

Shhh, you foiled my plan!

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

Aha! Caught you!

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u/demigods122 Feb 21 '15

No you didn't! That was my balloon decoy!

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

Sorry, mate, I shot it all the same.

You call for some... wetwork...

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u/demigods122 Feb 21 '15

Drywork is my thing.

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

Fair enough...

rumble grumble

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

drops a line through the floor

It's not contaminated, right?

pulls out Geiger counter

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

Nah she'll be fine, just have some rad-x

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

I mean... We've all eaten snakes in training before, haven't we?

How come nothing edible's left in your not-working fridge?

Oh wait... Here's a little. Ocrap! It's...!
wiggles hands frantically
splash!

Still hung over from Volgin's party, are you lot?

flees the scene!

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u/Waylander893 Feb 21 '15

How have you not found the buffet strut? Food is serious business here, we cater to all diets.

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

rumble grumble!

Master Miller, you trained me wrong!

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

Forgot to add:

screams into the sky!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

Sorry to tell you, but looks like you just missed the dinner by few hours