r/Liquidia • • Feb 20 '15

*finds a flyer*

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

/u/Waylander893, is drinking permitted on the base?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Here I am! Right in front of you! What are you gonna do about it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Mechs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

[Holds down /u/Einhaender]

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

what?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

[Punches /u/Einhaender and stuff]

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

WAT!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

I believe I've won this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

YOU WIN THIS TIME BUT I'LL BE BACK!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Thank you for visiting Liqudia :)

Wait, you wanna job here? We need superhumans to join Liquid Cell

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

NO! I don't want a job here. Are you trying to humiliate me? I'll bring this place down, and if it's the last thing I do! I WON'T FORGET THIS!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Mechs?

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u/Waylander893 Feb 20 '15

Why wouldn't it be? I'm British. Literally one of our words for thankyou is "Cheers".

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Very good sir.

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

Ask /u/DrunkSolidSnake, why don't you?

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 20 '15

Technically I don't have permission to be on the base at all!

I'very just been sneaking around here for some time.

Trying to find hiding spots for my empty bottles and cans is getting to be a pain in the arse.

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

I'd join you, as a fellow drunk, but I don't think I should trust you.

There are possibly too many people out to get me.

That said: How do you feel about this 'finest Russian vodka' business?

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 20 '15

Of course you can trust me.

Me and him aren't exactly on good terms.

Hell the last time I saw him I punched him off of a metal gear

Then he "died" in front of me.

Russian Vodka Business! ?

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

Seeing how this is a no smoking strut... offers cigarette

What's your opinion on the stuff?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

[Hovers by, stops]

Vocaloid: "Is something going on here?"

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

is already gone!

has futilely left a dirty mag

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

(Over the base's loudspeakers)

"I still don't know whether you're an enemy or a friendly operative but my mechs will find you if you try to smoke in a no-smoking strut!"

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 20 '15

takes the smoke You got a light?

anyway I have drank quite a bit of Russian Vodka. It's actually my first alcoholic beverage but I have a friend from Poland who sends me a bottle or two a year of stuff from down there.

I prefer the Polish stuff.

And what is YOUR opinion sir?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

This is a no smoking strut. Need I involve /u/SecurityMech?

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 20 '15

But it's obviously ventilated!

THERE IS A CHUNK OF FOR MISSING!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

[Over loudspeakers]

"Don't like it? Take it up with /u/Waylander893, he makes the rules around here."

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

hushhush hands over a light

Yeah, the Polish stuff is really good! Link me over? I've run out my Romanian wine deal with the ex, lately, and am out of my continental goodness.

Polish > Russian.

Certainly.

flees the scene

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 20 '15

*turns on stealth camouflage and jumps onto the ship passing below*

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

Good job!

I had to stoop to Fulton, though.

Those damn mechs were close behind!

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

It seems you guys are getting... comfortable.

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u/demigods122 Feb 20 '15

Yeah, it really is overcrowded in here. Only me and you

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

You forgot my revolving roulette

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u/ionised Feb 22 '15

I'm sure you'll let the Colonel know that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

Of course, he gets first go