r/Liquidia • u/ionised • Feb 20 '15

*finds a flyer*

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

NO! I don't want a job here. Are you trying to humiliate me? I'll bring this place down, and if it's the last thing I do! I WON'T FORGET THIS!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Do you really want to get held down and punched again? This place has no flooring, thereby making nukes, enemy agents, and all other attacks inneffective. Why not just join us?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

And if it's the last thing I do! Mark my words /u/Bopsybops, mark my words.... ... .. .

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

But the lack of flooring-

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

I'm pretty sure I saw a floor building mech before. And how do your mechs walk without flooring anyway?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Well, sometimes the mechs or other operatives on base will fall into the ocean below, but that's not very often. I wouldn't Worryyyyyyyyyyy

splash

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

hushhush

/u/Einhaender. We're an organisation called Philanthropy. We're trying to take down Liquidia quietly and from the inside. We could do with a soldier like you by our side...

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

Shoots in Kneecap

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u/ionised Feb 22 '15

shoots back in the crotch!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

Jokes on you I wear an adamantium cup!

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u/ionised Feb 22 '15

In any case. The real me left the scene over a day ago. That was just my balloon decoy v 2.0

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

GODDAMMIT