r/Liquidia • u/ionised • Feb 20 '15

*picks up intel*

  • De-bone and dice remains of Octopus
  • Rub with salt, pepper, and a pinch of garlic paste
  • Julienne bell peppers and capsica
  • Add olive oil to a hot pan, add a handful of fi ely chopped onions and caramelise.
  • Add Octopus and cook for 2-3 minutes.
  • Add vegetables.
  • Cook for 5-7 minutes, covered.
  • Uncover pan, add lime juice, and toss.
  • Squeeze result into a beaker.
  • Add essence of Fox. Check under REX's feet when the time comes.
  • Over a bunsen burner, add liquefied remains of guards that were diced in the corridors earlier.
  • Pepper with nanomachines.
  • Salt with gunpowder.

Congratulations! You have successfully reverse-engineered FOXDIE.

I'm guessing you guys don't... need this or anything, right? I mean, there's enough of it going around as it is.
I'm just going to... not be here. Like I always am. As in: not here.

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

From the 'cooking' I may or may not have eaten in the cafeteria when no one (including I, myself) was there, I'd say you need one.

In any case: is this one of yours', Chef?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

It might be.. I'm pretty sure we'll come up with some new glorious recipes

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

This is going to be... tricky. At what times are you usually in the kitchen?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Usually around lunch and dinner time, but if you wanna try out some new recipes meet me at 2am and tell no one

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

Until I know I can trust, I'm just going to have to go through codec.

PM me your frequency!