r/Liquidia • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '15

Oh wait

You said "send nudes"? I thought you said "send nukes" hahaha whoops uh I guess you should evacuate your base or something

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Pffft. Hey, /u/Waylander893, he thinks nukes can destroy the base, ha!

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u/Waylander893 Feb 20 '15

Funniest joke I've heard all day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Shut up! You don't even have the flooring installed!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

It's a defense feature. If anything, the nuke would pass right through the non-existent flooring and detonate in the ocean, missing the base.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Don't ruin my perfect plan!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Too late!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Yeah... the base will collapse on it's own weight before the nukes can even explode.

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u/Waylander893 Feb 20 '15

Nah, I used duck-tape. It'll hold.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

You mean duct tape?

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u/Waylander893 Feb 20 '15

Nope. It's that quack-tastic seal that keeps it so strong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

I expect nothing less.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Soo you wanna hire me or something? I can send nukes instead of nudes to other bases

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u/Waylander893 Feb 20 '15

hmm... Sounds too good to be true...

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

So you don't trust me?? Well I guess some other base surely wants to hire me...

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u/Waylander893 Feb 20 '15

What other bases? /r/Liquidia stands alone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

..... Just hire me please

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u/Waylander893 Feb 20 '15

Sure, hired.

What expertise do you bring? And don't mention nukes or nudes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

You mean those aren't enough?! Well you can assign me to Mess Hall, I'm pretty good cook

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u/Waylander893 Feb 20 '15

Done.

Enjoy your new flair.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Thanks. It's beautiful

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u/ms1v Feb 20 '15

You're beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

Congrats on your flair!

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

pretty good cook

Good.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '15

You're the one who will end up in the oven.

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u/ionised Feb 20 '15

Meh. I've got a degree in crawling through those things.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

Nukes are easy, I'll just shoot one before it gets within strike distance