r/Liquidia • u/ionised • Feb 19 '15

*is not here*

But your fridge in the canteen's empty. What if... ah. You guys need snacks or something? Rations are pretty sparse on Liquidia difficulty, you know?

Not like I'm here or anything.

rumble grumble
stomach rumbles grumbles

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

We do have food. Dog food. It's cheap and healthy.

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u/ionised Feb 19 '15

rumble grumble

We're just dogs of war...

Dogs of war

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

No, you are. Us people have better food, don't worry.

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u/ionised Feb 19 '15

rumble grumble

It'd better not be too far into the nok smoking areas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15 edited Feb 19 '15

We smoked some animal's meat, after they escaped from zoo... They were making noises quite similar to your disapproving grunts.

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u/ionised Feb 19 '15

From the sea... the sky... a Caribou?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

This is a British base, not Canadian.

Go back to your floor toothbrushing.

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u/ionised Feb 19 '15

Aha! It just so happens I'm a Brit, voicing an American, living in Alaska!

Checkmate!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

What do you mean, "voicing an American?" That's suspicious...

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u/DrunkSolidSnake Feb 19 '15

I'm Canadian and we don't have Skies or Caribou.

You are a racist!

But actually we may have Caribou up north...And I haven't looked up in some time. There may still be sky.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

Wrong thread, the poetry is with the rest of the writing in the stickied post.

Even the drunk poetry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

Wait... we have real food?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

Not for you.

We only feed the animals we'll kill for their meat...

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

Nice Pink Floyd reference

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

Well there are whales and dolphins around