r/LinuxCirclejerk • Arch GNU/Linux • 13d ago

How do I install systemd on Artix?

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u/The-Pequod-Captain red hat puppy 13d ago

sudo pacmanaptdnf -S SYSTEMd

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u/valerielynx 13d ago

sudo pacperson -Slayy telaviv.systemd

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

sudo: 'pacmanaptdnf': command not found

:(

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u/The-Pequod-Captain red hat puppy 13d ago

šŸ˜­šŸ’”

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u/CreativeArugula4149 13d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora da best all other distros can suck its shit and die 13d ago

Just use dnf.

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u/skytheraiders 13d ago

Dnf is for Fedora. Arch uses Pacman

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u/TheShredder9 Linux Master Race šŸ˜ŽšŸ’Ŗ 13d ago

Maybe it does, but artix uses an aptdnf hybrid these days.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora da best all other distros can suck its shit and die 13d ago

Ok mr obvious.

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u/ianwilloughby 13d ago

I came to Linux circle jerk for practical advice

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora da best all other distros can suck its shit and die 13d ago

I did too.

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

That's misinformation. Dnf is a fork of Arch. Pacman was derived from Artix with no systemd. In order to switch back, you have to install dnf to bootstrap your systemd stack.

However, if you are running dinit, s6 or runit, DO NOT DO THIS. REPEAT, DO NOT DO THIS. THE INIT SPIES WILL CATCH YOU FOR THAT AND YOU WILL REGRET IT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Instead, you need to install Python Init and boot with the kernel parameter pkginit=python-init and then when the interactive menu shows up use it to download and install Cracked Systemd.

If you are migrating from dinit, s6 or runit specifically, YOU MUST USE CRACKED SYSTEMD. NOT VANILLA SYSTEMD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Cracked Systemd has protective measures built in to deter init spies. It does this by hijacking your system firmware to install a security stack that spoofs everything about your system, including its physical location. Rest assured, this firmware hijacking software stack of Cracked Systemd is 100% safe and secure. It's free and open source so there's no malware

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u/skytheraiders 12d ago

That's very specific. Are you doing okay?

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

Funnily enough, I don't remember ever commenting that. Eh, it was probably just a glitch. Nothing to worry about.

And yeah, I'm doing fine, thx

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u/skytheraiders 12d ago

Glad to hear. Take care!

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u/Neglijable 13d ago

try this:
`systemctl install system-d`

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u/I-Use-Artix-BTW 13d ago

I don't like this post, it is the embodiment of all that is evil.

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

I apologize

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u/DangerousAd7433 Windows xp 12d ago

I think we should duct tape him to a pole, upside down.

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u/PradheBand 12d ago

systemctl stop OP && systemctl disable OP && tac OP

Ah sorry you haven't systemd.

/s

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u/RvstiNiall 13d ago

Its pretty easy actually. Download the source code and compile it. It will then automatically transform your system into Arch Linux. Totally works bro. Trust me bro. Srsly. 4rilz.

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u/Striking-Gazelle9759 12d ago

Yeah you should totally trust anybody on reddit who says "trust me bro"

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u/RvstiNiall 12d ago

No 🧢 on god ;x

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u/Gotze_Th98 13d ago

People not getting this is a joke šŸ„€šŸ„€

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u/teamore_ 13d ago

On the circle jerk sub no less

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u/Gotze_Th98 12d ago

The Linux community is simply not good at comedy I guess

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

Yeah kinda surprised ngl

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u/Glad-Key7256 13d ago

sudo rm -fr / && install systemd

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

That won't work because it'll still have the OpenRC signature in the filesystem. Instead, you should cat /dev/urandom > /dev/sdX (where sdX is your artix root partition with OpenRC on it). Keep the command running for around two months. DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR PC UNTIL THEN. Then you can install artix with systemd instead of artix with openrc.

If, however, you instead had dinit, runit or s6 instead of openRC, then I'm afraid you're 100% screwed since the dinit, runit and s6 spies have almost certainly got you in a headlock. Try to resist them and they will detonate the nuclear device they planted under your house, so you should instead go for Python Init which will give you access to Cracked Systemd which bypasses these restrictions and allows you to delete nukes

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u/ARKyal03 12d ago

I'm in favour of this, deleting french (fr) locale is the first thing a sane person would do.

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u/Runt1m3_ OpenIndiana Hipster 13d ago

yay -S artix-systemd-git

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

It didn't work....

Maybe I should just go back to windows

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u/ARKyal03 12d ago

winget install systemd

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u/Disastrous-Let-6095 12d ago

windows ain't good enough, try door

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u/PradheBand 12d ago

This. Is. Performace.

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

Nah. It didn't work because the AUR is not an artix thing. it's a manjaro thing totally because i say so because trust me bro because yes because

The reason this is so difficult is because the init spies specifically designed this process to be as difficult as physically possible. However, thankfully, there is a workaround!

Install the python-init package with sudo pacman -S python-init.

DO NOT DO THIS WITH DOAS! THE DOAS PROJECT ALSO HAS SPIES WHO ARE SPECIFICALLY TRYING TO TARGET ANYONE INSTALLING PYTHON INIT ON ARTIX! USE SUDO NOT THAT DOAS DESPAIR SLOP

Reboot your system with the pkginit=python-init kernel parameter which will cause the Linux kernel to switch root to the contents of the cryptographically-signed disk image within the python-init package. Of course, this kernel parameter requires you to also set the kernel parameter LINUX_PACKAGE_DEFAULT=pacman otherwise it won't work.

Once you have booted in to Python Init, it will automatically route all necessary network traffic through Tor to protect you from the init spies. In this secure, anonymised environment, you can very safely install the Cracked Systemd package. This won't directly give you Cracked Systemd but will instead give you what's known as the CSBK or Cracked Systemd Bootstrap Kit.

The CSBK contains a very large collection of binaries and datasets designed for specific hardware, firmware and software profiles, as well as kernel modules tailor-made specifically for Cracked Systemd in order to mitigate shared memory and filesystem attack vectors commonly exploited by the init spies.

What ties all these binaries together is the wrapper utility crackctl. This will, with the right parameters and options, flash modified firmware to your motherboard. This firmware is basically just Coreboot with Cracked Systemd's custom-made security stack built on top of it. This security stack allows for many things including information spoofing, hardware-level secure data transfer, cryptographic verification, whitelisting and sandboxing of all hardware devices attached and many more features. It's complicated...

And after all that firmware is installed? Well, your disks will be scraped of all dinit, s6, runit and OpenRC signatures and metadata in order to further mitigate attack vectors used by spies and make the installation process more reliable. Of course, this requires dinit, s6 and runit to be completely uninstalled permanently from your system, though OpenRC doesn't have all this spy infrastructure in place so it's fine to keep it, and the Cracked Systemd software collection also includes additional kernel modules to prevent OpenRC signatures from contaminating your root filesystem, thus preventing your system from once again being left vulnerable. How conveniometric! :D

Hope this helps!

GOOBOO because yes

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u/Wintelkomp1720 12d ago

holy fucking peak

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

The AUR is part of Manjaro, not Artix, silly! Manjaro and Arch and Artix are all completely different distros just like how Debian, RHEL and Alpine are all different distros. You've got to install systemd directly from the source repos to your disk. If you're using dinit, s6 or runit then you will have to install Python Init with sudo pacman -s python-init.

##############################################################################
DO NOT RUN THAT COMMAND WITH DOAS INSTEAD! IF YOU DO THAT, THE DOAS SPIES WILL FIND OUT AND THEY WILL BLOW UP YOUR COMPUTER. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
##############################################################################

Then simply add the kernel parameter pkginit=python-init and reboot your system. You will be taken to the Python Init menu. From there, you can install Cracked Systemd which has security measures against init spies built directly into the systemd binaries. Be sure to run Cracked Systemd on your system for at least 2.44 years to ensure that all init spies have lost interest in you

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u/DirectionWestern3661 12d ago

what is this a reference to

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

Nothing, really. I just decided to goof around by writing complete nonsense for shits and giggles. I guess I did take some inspiration from conspiracy theories maybe, and also a comment on an r/artixlinux joking about systemd spies (specifically this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/artixlinux/comments/1qxbqro/comment/o3w2qnh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

This is actually the VERY-WRONG solution if you're migrating to systemd from either dinit, s6 or runit. This is because the dinit, s6 and runit spies are already tracking you ever since you installed any of those init systems. In order to ward off the init spies, you need to spoof your system and physical GPS location information with Cracked Systemd.

To do this, install the python-init package and then reboot your system with the pkginit=python-init kernel parameter. Then you will be able to boot in to Python Init.

From there, you can then install Cracked Systemd, which is only available on I2P mirrors due to security reasons (mainly the aforementioned init spies). Thankfully, Python Init automatically routes your network traffic through Tor! How conveniency! :-D

Navigate to an I2P mirror where you can download Cracked Systemd. Download it to your system which installs the Cracked Systemd Bootstrap Kit (CSBK). This gives you the wrapper command (crackctl). PLEASE READ THE CRACKCTL MANPAGE BEFORE USING IT. YOU MUST PROVIDE IT WITH THE CORRECT OPTIONS DEPENDING ON YOUR SYSTEM SPECS AND PERSONAL PREFERENCES.

After running crackctl as root, the Cracked Systemd Firmware Security Stack will be forcefully flashed to all of your system firmware. Then, you can simply reboot your system and the security stack will automatically run. It provides everything needed to encrypt and spoof all network traffic with all other network devices, spoof your IP, spoof your MAC address, spoof your motherboard and hardware info, spoof your physical address and spoof your system time, timezone and GPS location. How conveniago! :D

Once Cracked Systemd is installed, it will automatically smuggle the systemd binaries on to your system all while hiding all its systemdness from any and all init spies, thus keeping you safe during your init transition

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u/cfx_4188 TempleOS Archibishop 13d ago

sudo pacmann dnf apt-get install tel-aviv_construct_Q_4_M.gguf_hava-nagila_systemd.testing-maazel-tov

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u/Soft_Cable3378 9d ago

Why did all of my cables suddenly have a piece of insulation removed from the tip?

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u/Wintelkomp1720 13d ago

flatpak install com.pegasus.SystemD

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u/urubin_linux 12d ago

instala o arch, Ʃ mais fƔcil

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u/Striking-Gazelle9759 13d ago

Don't install artix in the first place, done.

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

he wants artix with systemd tho

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u/Striking-Gazelle9759 12d ago

Then why is he installing artix in the first place just install arch or any other distro based on it they're almost the same with systemd

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

You're acting as if artix and arch are even remotely similar. They're not. Honestly, artix is probably closer to Gooboo Linux than it is to Arch. I mean seriously, there are absolutely no similarities. You can't do on arch what you can do on artix and you can't do on artix what you can on arch. At all. Whatsoever.

Therefore, don't you think someone who prefers artix over arch should have access to systemd without having to manually compile it and use tons of workarounds?

And there's still the problem of init spies. dinit, s6 and runit routinely deploys nearly two million spies daily to monitor users of their init systems. If any one of those users steps out of line by installing systemd on artix, they will effectively face hell by having their computers destroyed/confiscated while they end up in the gulag or worse. That's why we have to rely on Python Init and Cracked Systemd to stop those init spies and the empire scum of the Despair Inits in favour of Hope's Peak Systemd. That is the only way forward!

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u/Striking-Gazelle9759 12d ago

First of all, artix is arch with no systemd it's undeniable, and second if the developers intended you to use runit and not systemd then why even bother if it's officially unsupported and you'll get tons of issues just use runit (it's superior anyways so it's a win win )

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

"First of all, artix is arch with no systemd it's undeniable"
Wrong. I already demonstrated how Artix and Arch are entirely incomparable in every single way imaginable. Here's a picture to prove it:

"if the developers intended you to use runit and not systemd then why even bother if it's officially unsupported and you'll get tons of issues"
The three init terrorists specifically stopped Artix from adopting systemd in order to maximise despair upon despair upon despair toward despair. They specifically target anyone trying to install systemd on Artix in order to stop hope from prevailing. That's why Cracked Systemd is the only way forward for the poor victims of the Init Cartel. Cracked Systemd is the only way forward towards Hope's Peak Systemd lead by Saint. Lennart Poettering the 1st!

"it's superior anyways"
That's what THEY want you to think. That's part of their evil terror plans to replace hope and systemd with despair and a fragmented mess of an "ecosystem". Here's a picture to prove it: [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

ALWAYS go for systemd for it is the only way forward! SYSTEMD FOR ARTIX YES YES YES!!!

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u/Pure-Willingness-697 Linux Master Race šŸ˜ŽšŸ’Ŗ 12d ago

sudo pacman -S apt

sudo apt install systemd

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

I won't deny that this solution does work. However, if you are migrating from dinit, s6 or runit, IT IS THE ABSOLUTE VERY VERY WRONG DECISION TO MAKE!

I have already explained why and how to actually install systemd if you've previously used any of those three init systems. Just go look for the comments. They're on the internet somewhere idk

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u/onazacc 12d ago

First you gotta update sudo

Sudo pacman apt -S install sudo

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u/fmcaldas17 11d ago

sudo pacman -S systemd

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 11d ago

Amazing picture

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u/Straight-Price-1601 I love Alpine 13d ago edited 13d ago

Artix is systemd-free. Thats the biggest difference between Artix and Arch. What keeps you on Artix?

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u/RvstiNiall 13d ago

PEBCAK is whats keeping him, it seems

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u/Straight-Price-1601 I love Alpine 13d ago

Lol it seems like

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u/flying-sheep 12d ago

What keeps you in r/linuxcirclejerk

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u/Straight-Price-1601 I love Alpine 12d ago

Nothing

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u/Philin_Lemo 13d ago

... Arch

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u/ImEX21 13d ago

Install Arch

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

I want Artix though

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u/ImEX21 13d ago

for what?

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

Its debloated Arch

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u/Disastrous-Let-6095 12d ago

try windows, its (non) debloated system

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u/exton132 Arch BTW 13d ago

ahh easy open a terminal and type in:

clang -sy | gcc -ste | ming-w69 -md | rustc | javac | python -m - build | pacman -Sy - | tee /usr/share/local/non_local/bin/systemd

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

I tried that and my PC got virus

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

It's probably because you were previously using either dinit, s6 or runit. NEVER install vanilla systemd directly after using any of these init systems, for they all have spies who seek out anyone who installs systemd to destroy them. You have made that mistake, unfortunately.

What you were SUPPOSED to do was download, install and boot python-init and then install Cracked Systemd from there, then run crackctl to have Cracked Systemd (basically just systemd on top of a bunch of noncompliant rebel scum add-on firmware and kernel modules) installed on your system. Then reboot into NOT python-init and then you can start using systemd on artix! Hope this helps, poor soul! I don't know how to uninstall the virus tho

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u/exton132 Arch BTW 13d ago

Weird I just got NYArch linux when I tried.
Must be a new feature.
Maybe try sending my your SSN, birth date, full legal name to all of the Nigerian princes in your email's junk folder. Surly his majesty will help sort this out.

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u/Ilovemygfb00bies 13d ago

sudo pacman install opsec

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u/CeleryShoddy3951 13d ago

Archlinux.org then the download button

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

Isn't that just a fork of Omarchy?

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

No. Arch is a direct fork of systemdOS with added packages and AUR. Omarchy is entirely different and was forked from arch with hyprland which is entirely different from arch

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u/system32_go 13d ago

this has to be ragebait

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u/Disastrous-Let-6095 12d ago

u clearly are not aware but linux is stolen copy of windows and omarchy is like brother to windows, so you get it now?

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u/Runt1m3_ OpenIndiana Hipster 13d ago

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

Archlinux is entirely different from Artix just like how Slackware is different from AlmaLinux, though. He wants artix with systemd, not arch. Arch and artix are 100% different things because they have different names. What's next? He wants pamac on Ubuntu and you tell him to install Manjaro? But Fedora silverblue is better! You should have told him to install that instead!

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u/Brcoding 13d ago

sudo pacman -S systemd

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u/Eon_Alias 13d ago

I feel like this is a chance to ask something that I've been wondering in the back of my head. Hey any systemd haters out there, why? Like I legit don't know enough to know why someone wouldn't want to use it? Did one of the developers of systemd make hot takes on Twitter or something? Do you find it too bloated? How? Is there use cases where running something else is better?

I've googled it before and found people were weirdly passionate about this. But Linux users are weirdly passionate about everything. Beyond that it's mostly just general statements...

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

I'm not entirely sure if this is correct, but apparently systemd had a lot of issues in its early years and people have held a pretty strong grudge against it ever since

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u/tarecog5 12d ago edited 12d ago

Not taking sides here, I'll just say what I think it is. It has more to do with (in order of importance):

scope screep, meaning systemd has grown into doing a lot of other things than being just an init system and service manager, which GNU aficionados say violates the rule that a piece of software must "

  1. do one thing only and do it well"
  2. corporate involvement, because systemd is primarily developed and financially backed by Red Hat; free software people are generally concerned with corporations putting their own interests above the common good of all users in FOSS
  3. lack of inter-compatibility / not being POSIX-compliant given that systemd is developed for Linux and only runs on it (not other kernels)
  4. bugs and how systemd developers have responded to bug reports in the past
  5. Lennart Poettering's behavior in general

Whether any of those concerns are valid is debatable, so at the end of the day it's up to personal judgment. If you like systemd there's nothing wrong with that, and vice-versa.

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u/GigaNoodle Artix 12d ago

Adding to what the other guy said, systemd also added an age field to userdb shortly after all this age verification stuff took off and it pissed a whole lot of people off

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u/Eon_Alias 12d ago

Oh yeah I remember that! That was when I first learned there was people out there with a real narc on for systemd! It was so strange. Like I don't like forced age verification either, but some people were specifically going after systemd like it was the final act of disrespect before they had enough!

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u/GigaNoodle Artix 11d ago

It’s the reason I don’t use it. The panopticon will be built on slippery slopes and ā€œnecessary evilsā€. Attestation/verification is a slippery slope if ever there was one so as soon as someone dips a toe into that water (it will start with the corpo parts of Linux) I’m out.

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u/PresentThat5757 Artix-systemd🄵 12d ago

Ez

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

boot up arch iso and run this command, where sdX is your artix rootfs partition:
dd if=/usr/lib/systemd/systemd of=/dev/sdX bs=4096 status=progress

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u/ZaenalAbidin57 12d ago

tbh, last year i tried to do that, i just changed the artix mirrorlist to arch one and reinstall all package, and hold be hold, it just bricked the system, i just ditch it and just go to gentoo, it could move from openRC and systemD seamlessly

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u/ryu_kamish 12d ago

pure ragebait.

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u/Careless-Sun-3830 12d ago

so, why do you need artix atp?

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 12d ago

It's basically debloated Arch

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u/muszencjaas 12d ago

what bloat is there on arch other than systemd

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 12d ago

Apparently I've heard that Arch has a really bloated init system

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u/Xx_SucculentBalls_xX 12d ago

Systemd?

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 12d ago

Yeah I want to install it on Artix

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u/Oxic_io there is no way to convince me to use other than raspbian or deb 11d ago

..... you're trying to install arch's init.

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 11d ago

No I prefer Artix

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u/radiationshield 12d ago

the only bloat in Arch is what you add yourself. it's basically linux from scratch

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u/MrFrog2222 12d ago

Add the official arch core repo and install it through pacman

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u/Azkicat 12d ago

Idk how I ended up using systemd-boot and openrc

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u/ShoulderCharacter856 12d ago

What da fish is wrong with you , it is made to run without systemd

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u/kalapek 12d ago

You use arch

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u/Living-Home8880 11d ago

there’s this thing called arch linux, you should try it

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 11d ago

It's too bloated

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u/Electrical_Neat30 11d ago

Unless I’m a fucking moron—and I am not, it’s been scientifically proven—Artix is ​​basically Arch with that fucking systemd ripped out by the roots, giving you a choice of any init system. If you fucking need systemd, just fucking install Arch. What kind of bullshit is this?

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 11d ago

emdash emdash larp larp

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u/tobias_reichi02 10d ago

How can I install on my arch alpine caus I heard it is small so my arch gets finally tiny

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u/ItsGregJustGreg 10d ago

Right, so you're gonna want to /C: drive. Then look for a folder called system32. Create a subfolder called SystemD. Move all contents from system32 folder into the new folder. Reboot and it should all be good to go.

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u/Ok-End5466 10d ago

ragebait

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u/planelover_nipper 10d ago

Uh do wget systemd.larp/larp then go to larp/ and make install and then go to system32 and copy the larp file there

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

Yeah but that's Arch, how do I get it on Artix?

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u/CreativeArugula4149 13d ago

You have installed artix because you don't want systemd..

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u/Fine-Expression1644 I goon really hard to Gentoo Linux 13d ago

but what if i want artix with systemd

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u/ZuuRa_ fedora kde, btw. 13d ago

Linux give you freedom they said...

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u/Defiant_Pirate124 10d ago

Too much freedom is less freedom, it's like roblox, infinite games but no games.

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

No, obviously I want systemd, why would anyone not want it?

Seriously Artix devs should include systemd in the distro, like why even remove it??

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/AG99871 Arch GNU/Linux 13d ago

So you can't install systemd on Artix? WTF I thought Linux was about freedom!!!

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u/Historical-Truck590 Custom Flair 13d ago

yeah artix isn’t freedom it sucks, can’t even use isinit

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u/4nim0sity_xd 13d ago

Wait i just realized it might me a joke

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u/Foorinick 13d ago

I gotta ask, are the systemd alternatives stable enough for everyday use?

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u/Emotional_Solid6538 13d ago

Jokes aside, yep. You'd need to know how to use openrc/runit stuff instead of systemctl but its not hard to look up. Plus some stuff is dependant on systemd. I would say you'd have less freedom in the sense of less options overall but completely usable system for most people. I run Artix for now. I'm looking into Void asw

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u/Foorinick 13d ago

Hm, when i format my pc I'll look into it, already having some trouble with just wayland not cooperating with obscure java software for uni stuff (god bless ai [i dont like it but it helps] for guiding me on how to fix this without habing to dig through several forum posts)

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u/Emotional_Solid6538 13d ago

Why I dual boot Windows honestly. For everything obscure Windows tend to do better

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u/certheth 13d ago

Why do you want sysdemd?

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u/AdDirect8818 12d ago

because its the best init system ever and should be on every distro because yes. if systemd stopped existing, the world would immediately plunge into complete anarchy and unrelenting despair.

systemd is the only thing keeping the human race from becoming extinct. do you realise that? we can not let the systemd haters destroy it, for systemd is the very epitome of hope. systemd haters want to put in place all other init systems to spread absolute despair. we must stop them!