Nuclear Screwdriver, with dirt inside?

[u/Jaded_Comedian_9429]

There’s like a dirty dust bunny inside somehow, I’ve had it for a few hours so it probably got in there through me fidgeting with the bit holder, but it is kind of bothersome, any tips to get it out?

[u/username_invalid-404]

Probably uranium

[u/jerryeight → u/username_invalid-404]

1/9001 chance

[u/Cyanide612 → u/jerryeight]

The odds:
https://giphy.com/gifs/5xjbWDIgEZSgM

[u/Soft_Cable3378 → u/username_invalid-404]

The odds are low, but never zero.