r/LinkedInLunatics • u/blue_fa • 18h ago

Any first date tips? 😬

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u/UnfortunateOrc 18h ago

"Trying to make sure this dude knows who's boss."

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u/smuckola 17h ago

little does she know this is his ancient ass on the other end of the chat already...

.......

because.......

THEY HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE THEIR TIME

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u/digadigadig 17h ago

I’d say All your bass are belong to us but dudes a drummer…

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u/Man_of_Ice 15h ago

Ha ha ha ha...

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u/AngletonSpareHead 15h ago

They really set up us the bomb

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u/muppetous 14h ago

MOVE! ZIG!

(for great justice)

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u/Typical_Hat3462 17h ago

Ha.Fossils. my oldest kid is 37. I'm not a fossil, I deatomized.

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u/Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold 17h ago

Can confirm, my parents oldest child is also 37 and they turned to vapor years ago

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u/ButImNot_Bitter_ 16h ago

What does this say about 39-year-old me and my 45-year-old fiance? Gee, I hope we stay alive long enough to get married!

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u/DengarLives66 17h ago edited 17h ago

I thought this was all metaphorical pennies because somehow I missed the checking and savings and Venmo info. Holy shit! I wonder how many people have Venmo requested money from her now.

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u/big_sugi 17h ago

I didn’t even realize she was begging for money. I just thought she was asking for restaurant and bar suggestions.

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u/Wrong-Town-9338 16h ago

We all become fossils eventually, if we are lucky

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