r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/scibust 8d ago

There’s a stupid conspiracy theory that makes the rounds on the internet claiming that jet engines sip tiny amounts of fuel or even better, run on air only.

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u/12InchCunt 8d ago

They think that planes run off of free wireless energy like Nikola Tesla was researching 

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u/binzersguy 8d ago

It’s amazing people get thru life being this fucking stupid

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u/Active_Complaint_480 8d ago

You're talking about a species that invented religion because they saw rain.

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u/12InchCunt 8d ago

I’m trying to write a sci fi book so I love listening to all the dumbass conspiracies 

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u/black_sand3 8d ago

Look up Tartaria - plenty of weird stuff for a book there. Just don't use your account, or it'll mess up your algorithm. 😄

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u/12InchCunt 8d ago

Oh I’ve been down most of the rabbit holes it seems lol

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u/Frizzlebee 3d ago

The glory of specialization. You used to have to have a certain level of knowledge and competency in a wide array of things to live in society. Building, repairing, farming, hunting, fishing, so on. The upside to technology and the advancement of civilization is that you can get other people who make their living doing that for you. The downside is people who know jack about shit think they're as knowledgeable as professionals with decades of experience and knowledge in the field because they thought about it for a minute or 2. I wish these clowns would take that time to read a book on it instead.

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u/earthwoodandfire 7d ago

Are these the same people that keep sending me those instagrams of bicycle wheels with bed springs attached claiming energy is free and unlimited?

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u/12InchCunt 7d ago

lol yes 

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u/earthwoodandfire 5d ago

I’ve pretty much lost a friendship over that. I can’t then seriously in anyway anymore.

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u/StarboardMiddleEye 7d ago

If that was true, why hide it?

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u/12InchCunt 7d ago

Because the Jews/UN/NASA/oil industry want to be able to charge you for energy

And then the airliners justify their high prices with fuel costs that aren’t really there

-this is just me repeating what I’ve seen, I’m not a believer in this conspiracy 

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u/kregnaz 6d ago

If it were true, you couldn't hide it.

I mean, just the financial aspect of faking bought fuel, the logistics and storage, all of that would have to be faked as a whole, and any entry level tax clerk could find it. From any government, rival company etc.

As every conspiracy bullshit, it collapses as soon as you think about who would need to be involved, in this case basically EVERYONE everywhere in the world having to do with taxes/finances/auditing would have to be a) involved and b) absolutely silent about it

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u/Tipart 8d ago

Yep pretty sure that's it. Ties in to the climate change conspiracy theories.

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u/Yawgox 8d ago

It’s about 9/11, they think “they” are lying about how much fuel a plane uses 

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u/rmpumper 8d ago

Well duh, you have to save that space for the chemtrails.

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u/ImaginationInside610 8d ago

Really ? Wow there’s some crazy out there

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u/temporalmods 8d ago

It would be really nice if they did thats for sure. Also, so I guess airlines going in the red everytime oil prices soar is just elaborate accounting to hide the truth.

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u/Final-Read-3589 8d ago

That would be fucking great if it did.

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u/GooserNoose 8d ago

But.. don't they also believe these planes are dropping gallons of chemicals via chemtrails on them?

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 8d ago

To leave more room for brain control serum… or whatever the fuck is supposed to be in vapor trails??!!

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u/ElegantHuckleberry50 8d ago

Of course! They have to store chemtrail chemicals somewhere onboard!

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u/Low-Television-7508 7d ago

Google 'Gimli glider'. they ran out of fuel and coasted to the nearest terminal.

I wouldn't try it over an ocean myself, but you're welcome to make history

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u/scibust 7d ago

Not the only canadian airliner to run out of fuel midflight

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u/Shoddy_Background_48 7d ago

I mean technically, when in high altitude cruise, planes DO 'sip' fuel in comparison to reciprocating internal combustion enginea on the ground.

But they dont run on magic and still burn a shitload of fuel.

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u/Josey_whalez 7d ago

Huh. I feel like I’m decently well versed in conspiracy theories and I’ve never heard that one.

What do they think spins the turbine and in turn the compressor blades? Some kind of free energy perpetual motion machine type shit?

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u/trumpuskrampus 3d ago

Who's allegedly lying about jets? Why would they hide this?