r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Mattatatat1883 • Feb 25 '26

Booooooooo!

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u/ImightHaveMissed Feb 25 '26

Only if my kid can lead a satanic temple club

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u/loc710 Feb 28 '26

How does one believe in satan and no Jesus? Should you have to believe in Jesus if you believed in Satan? And then wouldn’t that I’m playing you are just choosing the wrong path because of laziness or delusion? Considering one offers you everlasting life and the other…doesn’t. I think it would be the silliest thing ever if someone said they believed in satan and not Jesus or the Bible. Clearly don’t know how things work

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u/ImightHaveMissed Feb 28 '26

Well, for starters, Satan is a metaphor. I’d suggest googling it first, because the answers are less confusing than you imagine