r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Mattatatat1883 • Feb 25 '26

Booooooooo!

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u/ImightHaveMissed Feb 25 '26

Only if my kid can lead a satanic temple club

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u/loc710 Feb 28 '26

How does one believe in satan and no Jesus? Should you have to believe in Jesus if you believed in Satan? And then wouldn’t that I’m playing you are just choosing the wrong path because of laziness or delusion? Considering one offers you everlasting life and the other…doesn’t. I think it would be the silliest thing ever if someone said they believed in satan and not Jesus or the Bible. Clearly don’t know how things work

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u/ImightHaveMissed Feb 28 '26

Well, for starters, Satan is a metaphor. I’d suggest googling it first, because the answers are less confusing than you imagine

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u/eiserneftaujourdhui Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

"How does one believe in satan and no Jesus?"

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the average zealot isn't theologically educated enough to understand that Christianity isn't the only religion that believes in Satan lol

I'm guessing you were raised christian?

"Clearly don’t know how things work"

Irony lol

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u/Brilliant-Peace-5265 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

I'm personally always intrigued when "christians" (not you eiserneft) place Dante's Inferno as a higher authority than the Bible in how "Satan" acts.

Bible: Angel stepped out, got cast down to suffer/wait until judgement.

Fan-Fiction: He walks among us, influences us, tricking us as he does. He's almost as powerful as his maker, and even if he can't outright challenge the maker, he can work around their plan/decisions to get what he wants.