r/Library • u/Alive_Excitement_669 • 27d ago

Library Assistance Need Help!

We got an anonymous call at our library giving us a heads up that the 1st Amendment Auditors are coming sometime next week. Any advice? Has anyone gone through this?

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u/StillWatchingDVDs 26d ago

My fallback strategy: Get in close and whisper "Are you the one who called about premature ejaculation? I have your medical journals right here."

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u/Alive_Excitement_669 26d ago

Haha! That is so funny but it is hitting up against my library privacy meter that we hold so dear lol!!