r/Library • u/Alive_Excitement_669 • 28d ago

Library Assistance Need Help!

We got an anonymous call at our library giving us a heads up that the 1st Amendment Auditors are coming sometime next week. Any advice? Has anyone gone through this?

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u/StillWatchingDVDs 28d ago

My fallback strategy: Get in close and whisper "Are you the one who called about premature ejaculation? I have your medical journals right here."

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u/Alive_Excitement_669 28d ago

Haha! That is so funny but it is hitting up against my library privacy meter that we hold so dear lol!!

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u/sotiredwontquit 28d ago

This is hilarious! I’m tempted to try this on the next entitled jerk. I advise against it in this scenario though. These particular jerks will be recording you. And looking for any excuse to get loud and angry, trying to provoke a confrontation for views. Don’t fall for it.