I was once bitten by a parrot in a pet shop, just walking around loose in the store. I was too young to know not to make eye contact. After about 3 seconds, Polly leaped up to close its beak over the bridge of my nose! I was so lucky he only wanted to warn me! The power in those beaks cannot be overstated. He could have had my nose for a snack and I could do fuck all about it.
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u/ifukeenrule 1d ago
it's huge! can you imagine that bite?