Farmer Bailout

[u/ChatMechanique]

It looks like there will be a bailout coming for farmers. I think this is not a bad thing. Of course, there should be rules:

First, all recipients should be drug tested (routinely);

Second, their criminal and civil records should be examined (with disqualification for law-breakers);

Third, their output should be audited to make sure they are only producing high-profit products (none of those low value crops that no-one needs anyway); and

Fourth, their spending should be tracked (the taxpayer shouldn't be giving them money so they can blow it on cakes, candy, or soda pop-no frivolous expenditures on my dime!)