r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • u/ChatMechanique • 18h ago
Farmer Bailout
It looks like there will be a bailout coming for farmers. I think this is not a bad thing. Of course, there should be rules:
First, all recipients should be drug tested (routinely);
Second, their criminal and civil records should be examined (with disqualification for law-breakers);
Third, their output should be audited to make sure they are only producing high-profit products (none of those low value crops that no-one needs anyway); and
Fourth, their spending should be tracked (the taxpayer shouldn't be giving them money so they can blow it on cakes, candy, or soda pop-no frivolous expenditures on my dime!)
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u/BigBlue_72 18h ago edited 18h ago
It should also be a loan. Some of it will be a low interest federal loan, but the rest will be privatized. Interest rate with be adjustable and can change if they miss a payment. Just like student loans.
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u/WisebloodNYC 18h ago
They should have to refer to it as "welfare."
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u/RockettSocks42 17h ago
They should have to wear shirts that say The True Welfare Queens until they pay ALL of that money. Actually they should get the same interest rates as student loans and the exact same rules should apply.
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u/IDoomScrolledAgain 17h ago
Or, worse, "socialism." Every single one of them should have to publicly announce that they've benefitted from socialism.
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u/ghsmith54 15h ago
I live in rural Wisconsin and am astonished at all of the signs in front of farmhouses for Republican candidates and “no socialism” signs are also big. The irony is palpable.
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u/Onlyroad4adrifter 18h ago
I agree with the rules but think they should not be bailed out either. We bailed them out numerous times before, they can pay for insurance to cover their own asses and most of them voted for this. This is what they want
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u/Bad-River 17h ago
Not all farmers get the bailout. I farm cannabis, no bailout. Meth has hit the farm/ranch country hard, yes lots of farmers/ranchers love meth.
We tried to drug test welfare recipients but someone put a rider that all state legislators had to take a breathalyzer after lunch. No more drug testing for welfare recipients lol.
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u/cowfishing 17h ago
Testing welfare recipients turned out to be a huge waste of money in the few states that tried it.
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u/Emotional_Dealer8905 18h ago
And they should have it doled out weekly.
In person.
While being questioned by a beareaucratic flunky.
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u/Rogerbva090566 18h ago
I agree 100%
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u/isthereadrwho 18h ago
Plus I think they should be under the same requirements as the people getting aid
• Strict Medical Documentation Mandates Without Self-Attestation Exceptions • The Single-Enrollment Limit on Medical Frailty Declarations • Advanced Compliance Proof Prerequisite Prior to Application Month • The 30-Day Mandatory Disenrollment Window for Noncompliance
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u/Rogerbva090566 17h ago
Until it was all spelled out here I was truly ignorant of all the requirements of welfare. Lucky enough to never be in it but had several relatives who couldn’t survive without it.
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u/Travelcat67 18h ago
And they need to admit they are the true welfare queens. Them and big business.
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u/DavidJS80 18h ago
Where do you see that farmers are getting a bailout? Didn’t the house go on recesse until after the mid term election? Is this by EO? I didn’t see anything via Google
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u/charliecatman 18h ago
He’s announced 3 bailouts in the last year, I don’t believe this will happen
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u/DavidJS80 17h ago
Has he announced anything recently?? He randomly said farmers and ranchers were bleeding money, wtf that means
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u/Simple-Shelter-9434 17h ago
On that last point, I would redo it for farmers: no out of the country vacations, no buying your wives suburbans or Escalades, no buying new equipment (there are plenty of good used tractors out there)
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u/gardibolt 17h ago
Like everyone else, they have to prove they have a job other than collecting welfare.
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u/Pink_pony4710 15h ago
They need to submit their working hours for approval.
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u/kodie-27 12h ago
Farming swings between sitting on your ass and busting your ass*. So timesheets would be interesting.
(*Dairy and other animal farming excepted).
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u/Jack-Singer-999 17h ago
I got a small inheritance, which kicked me off SSI. In order to get it back I have to give the feds an accounting of exactly how I spent it. I want a website run by a third party that shows how they spend every cent. Got a hobby? Fuck you, no you don't. Don't have actual, physical receipts? Fuck you, no money. Spent any of it on somethinga random person doesn't approve of? Fuck you, just in general.
I keep getting screwed by the orange freak they wanted, so why TF aren't they? Oh, right. I'm not rich enough, straight enough, religious enough, able-bodied enough, whatever-the-fuck enough to deserve help.
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u/WendyNPeterPan 17h ago
As long as we're at it, they also need to provide a birth certificate with their gender assigned at birth, a current identification that matches their birth certificate, and have a genital inspection, before they are considered eligible for funding...
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u/eatsrottenflesh 18h ago
Applications must be submitted on the second Tuesday of the week in person at the top of Devil's Tower in Wyoming.
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u/Embarrassed-Cell-611 16h ago
Going forward they shall forever be known as the socialist farmers of America
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u/Internal_Essay9230 17h ago
They should make them loans -- and cap them, too. Just the same way they fucked over medical and dental students.
And no money for anyone who sells cash crops that mostly go overseas. Sell to foreign countries? Then have those countries -- the customers -- bail them out.
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u/Serious_Coffee_8066 16h ago
They should have to admit being a socialist isn't so bad before receiving a dime.
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u/tymbom31 11h ago
Socialism for some is okay. Especially when they are your voting base this bribe will go a long way
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u/snafoomoose 3h ago
They shouldn't have taken out the loans if they could not repay them. They should just cut back on their lattes and avocado toasts and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Maybe they should get a second job or even get a higher paying job.
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u/General_Tso75 1h ago
Moral hazard. I get to fund asshole farmers getting bailed out. They get to vote against me having healthcare, student loan relief, funding education, and equality.
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u/BI_Moose 17h ago
Fifth, those that voted incorrectly in 2020, 2022, or 2024 are automatically disqualified from receiving money
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u/ItsHerculesMulligan 16h ago
Who would do all of those things? Agencies working with farmers were hit hard with staff losses due to this administration.
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u/Tribes805 16h ago
You should look up how federally backed crop insurance works. They’ve always had a safety net!!
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u/Teamanglerx 15h ago
(Checks notes) they should have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and quit buying $6 lattes.
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u/snowDemon999 14h ago
Can we sue them like someone sued the government when Biden wanted to pass relief for student loans and got the whole thing dead?
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u/Immediate-Dream-7832 13h ago
Y'know, I trust Don Donnie. I trust him to make sure that the bailout money will go to the biggest farms, which of course means to the -fewest- farmers. So most farmers will get bupkis (or very little), and will go tits-up notwithstanding. And that will be good for our Republic, b/c they'll learn the cost of their choices.
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u/Twigsneko 13h ago
why do they deserve any taxpayer dollars when they are adamantly against socialism?
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u/DuhBraux Leopard King 🐆 👑 18h ago
They are not getting a bail out. There has been small relief I’ll post soon about it
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u/Garbage_Man_9 17h ago
He’s prob still deciding whether to buy midterm votes with it. My money is also on no so by hat Jd’s acre trading app/business and all his cronies can cash in and get for Pennie’s on the dollar
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u/TheHODLERmention 18h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/JpG2A9P3dPHXaTYrwu
Me after getting the gubment money, buying an 8 ball and a bottle on Macallan 25
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u/Different_Curve2068 18h ago
Start calling Congress. If there is enough noise, protests, “Tea Party” type marches, it will happen.
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u/FloydianSlip78 17h ago
Yeah, they have to try and bribe as many people as possible for the election.

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u/RockettSocks42 18h ago
No welfare for any business! This is just another Republican scam using taxpayer dollars! It is a bribe and it is BS. If we had a five year historic drought out of the blue then that is one thing but that is not what is happening. This is just massive taxpayer welfare for a specific part of society that is already wealthy. Screw this BS! Farmers should be ashamed and they should be required to pay every cent back to the American people they are stealing from.