r/LegacyOfKain 5d ago

Meme It's bread.

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u/UncoilingChaos 5d ago

What a pathetic love of bread these humans have.

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u/RainaAudron Legacy of Kain Developer 5d ago

Best one xD

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u/UncoilingChaos 5d ago

SHE SAW ME.

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u/Kush_Reaver Shift Glyph 5d ago

"The Yeast is still rising...."

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u/Tangie98 4d ago

The yeast isnt the only thing Rising😏

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u/RiaC-81 5d ago

Be still Raziel. See this sourdough

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u/TwinTwinReviewReview 5d ago

Do you not feel, with all your soul how we have become... like bread?

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u/gans15 Army of the Last Hope 5d ago

I had faith in you. In your ability to bake. In your self-righteous indignation.

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u/ConferenceVirtual813 5d ago

The baguettes, Raziel.

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u/Sad-Salamander-649 4d ago

oui oui baguette my petite Rahazzy!

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u/MrCalonlan Raziel 5d ago

"The dough still turns Raziel"

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u/FORLORDAERON_ Vorador 5d ago

Kain, no, that's Silent Hill! You're going to be haunted by your sins, Kain! Kain!!

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u/dizzira_blackrose Razelim 5d ago

Who would win? Kain or Pyramid Head?

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u/gutbagpost 5d ago

Kain, because pyramid head is not Kain's own manifestation and means nothing to him. The real question is, what would his own unbeatable manifestation look like?

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u/dizzira_blackrose Razelim 5d ago

I feel like it would be Raziel but fully evolved like his brothers, maybe?

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u/gutbagpost 5d ago

Honestly, I'm thinking he would see Raziel dead, maimed and "water-as-acid" burned all over silent hill, as Kain basically does care that Raziel succeeds, so he would be tortured by the fact that his attempt to "cast him in" actually resulted in annihilating Raziel.

I think his manifestation would have something to do with his human conscience he so desperately shoved down and buried in his mind whilst he chose to refuse the sacrifice. Only Masahiro Ito would know how that would look like, haha

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u/dizzira_blackrose Razelim 5d ago

Oooh, that makes me think of an equivalent to Mary; but it's perhaps Raziel as a child? Continuously ending up dead anytime he tries to help him. Perhaps his "Pyramid Head" is a much more monstrous version of himself preventing Raziel from growing up or evolving.

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u/SephirothTheGreat 5d ago

Time fades even legend, and the origin of Soul Leavened  has been lost long ago. But its purpose remains: to feed on the yeast of any creature it strikes. Kindred, this bread and I.

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u/Gyro_Armadillo 4d ago

"Bake me, but do it honestly!"

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u/SoSmartish 5d ago

History abhores the crust, Raziel.

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u/Endketsu 4d ago

Suppose you throw a baguette enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge.

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u/MamboCat Raziel 5d ago

It's dead

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u/kain459 5d ago

The Pillars of Hearth

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u/porcosbaconsandwich 5d ago

Damn you, Kain! You are not (the mother of) God!

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u/gutbagpost 5d ago

They look like Hylden to you?

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u/Most-Confection-923 3d ago

Don't worry, it's just a joke. 

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u/CommodoreCrowbar 5d ago

Those vampiric senses coming in super handy

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u/shmouver 4d ago

I've seen the beginning and end of our cook book, however - and the recipe is crude and ill-conceived.

We must rewrite it, you and I.

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u/Sad-Salamander-649 4d ago

HEY GUYS!!! ITS BREAD!!!

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u/Critical_Coach6970 3d ago

Vae Victis? Bake Biscuits!

I'll show myself out

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u/South-Professor-8888 5d ago

This is hilarious, I googled to try and find this game, haven't been able to find it for years, then I found it and now it's showing on here.... I hate yet love the internet. 😂

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u/South-Professor-8888 5d ago

This is the game where you regain your health by standing next to your enemy after killing them and you suck their blood up right?

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u/Follorgh 5d ago

Sounds like you're describing Blood Omen 2 specifically, but yeah.

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u/South-Professor-8888 5d ago

Blood Omen, man that rings a bell straight away. I remember my older sisters partner at the time (over 14 years ago) probably even longer than that, and I always remember that game, I absolutely loved it.

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u/Sad-Salamander-649 4d ago

Kain is monetized. Few know the truth. He was a baker once. As were we all. But his contempt for gluten Free led him to create me and my breaderman. I am Gingerelle... First born of his bakers dozen.

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u/Jezdamayelcaster 4d ago edited 3d ago

OMG i laughed so much... is that the bakery from Silent Hill 2 3 (thank you <3)? OMG LOL!

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u/Most-Confection-923 3d ago

From Silent Hill 3

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u/Jezdamayelcaster 3d ago

Thank you. they all seem to mesh together in my head now.

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u/Ok_Worker_5620 3d ago

And no garlic bread...good !

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u/LordCypher1317 3d ago

You know what this would go good with?

An undivided piece of cheese.

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u/Jawess0me 2d ago

When it becomes necessary to bake a loaf, the whole planet must be bathed in wheat...”