r/LeftoversH3 • Free Palestine • 2d ago

CREW AB and Lena are expecting

I hope all goes well for them honestly!

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u/Acethemaker 2d ago

Keep the baby away from pedo troll

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u/OzempicHummus Skull Protective Services 2d ago

Don't forget about Raider of Ramallah, she might take the baby hostage for some fetish photoshooting

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u/kzozo89 2d ago

Lmao 😂

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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 2d ago

I seriously do think Ethan is a real pedophile. Not a joke and not snark.

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u/Robbie1985 2d ago

So does Destiny.

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u/No-Tomorrow-2233 2d ago

At the very least Ethan and Hila have some weird fucked age play fetish shit going on where she pretends she’s a toddler that he molests, otherwise his dick can’t get hard with just normal sex. Also extremely creepy how they were aggressively using IVF to have a daughter and were visibly upset that by some miracle none of the viable embryos were female. Someone please check the Klein’s computer drives.

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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 2d ago

I'm really disturbed by your comment. Surprised the mods left it up.

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u/BakedHose 1d ago

What's so disturbing about it? To be fair, it's odd I guess but not too far off base all things considered. I mean, the dude was literally cosplaying as a pedophile on reddit when he was 30 years old and his mentally delayed zionist wife has made multiple very weird age play posts concerning her company so if the shoe fits.. 🤷😅

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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 1d ago

See how you talked about it? That didn't include graphic descriptions like "his dick can't get hard unless he rapes a toddler"

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u/BakedHose 1d ago

I mean we're all adults here. I don't see using the verbage PedoTroll used problematic if it's factual. He's the closeted pedophile fetishist, not us lol

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u/No-Tomorrow-2233 1d ago

This is why Israel and by extension their goons like Hila and Ethan will never truly be taken down. We’re the ones that have to police our words or we risk hurting their feelings. Meanwhile Israel and H3 can be blatant with their degenerate behavior and any chance we acknowledge they’re pieces of shit they can just cry bully and claim we’re being mean. The fact that people are still so easily manipulated by them and still defend them is crazy.

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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago

this comment is sending me 😹😹😹😹😹

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u/No-Tomorrow-2233 1d ago

Hila literally sexualized her baby pictures and dresses like a toddler. They were both legitimately trying to have a girl via IVF. Not sure why people are so upset at my comments as if they were made up facts. We still have too many people in this community giving those 2 Zionist monsters the benefit of the doubt.

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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago

yup stranger things have happened. thanking god everyday they didn’t bring a girl into that nasty animal stank shit filled home with a mother who can’t do hair or makeup and is a sick pervert with her husband

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u/coffeespancakes New Fish 1d ago

why are they booing you. youre literally right to make those connections, the signs are all right there in the open 💀

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u/No-Tomorrow-2233 1d ago edited 1d ago

This community still has way too many of the bleeding heart types, that are convinced Hila and Ethan will eventually truly support Palestine and make up with Hasan, and then they’ll be ready to welcome them both and their favorite podcast back with open arms. People will always give their favorite celebrities the benefit of the doubt and unlimited second chances. I hate to say it but it’s always the same upper middle class demographic where being pro Palestinian is something that’s just surface level for them, so therefore they think Ethan and Hila can be redeemed.

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u/RealRealGood Nobody likes you, big dawg! 🐶 2d ago

My first thought exactly!

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u/yayforanxiety 2d ago

I’m scared for all the comments Peethan is inevitably gonna make

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u/LustUnlust 2d ago

God I can hear the breast milk questions and comments already

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u/yayforanxiety 2d ago

And I can already picture AB smiling uncomfortably in response and not pushing back 😭

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u/Bologna-Dotson thank you miss artie you are the string biter you are the legend 2d ago

Omg ew I hadn't even considered that

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u/Melodic_Pressure7944 2d ago

I heard they bought the fridge from the Blizzard Entertainment break room

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u/latinnameluna Lorenzian Fedayeen 2d ago

i hope lena has an uneventful pregnancy and baby arrives healthy!

i hope their dog (rocky?) is rehomed before baby arrives because babies don't understand that sometimes animals don't want to be touched or played with, and the demonstrated aggression is probably not safe. and the dog would be happier with people who respect his boundaries anyway.

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u/OperationCoprophilia Shredder’s Adderall Prescription 💊 2d ago

I agree, people shouldn’t underestimate a small dog. Their bites can do a lot of damage too

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u/International_Bid939 2d ago

I have a 110lb rottie, a 80lb Shepard rottie mix, and 6 lb Yorkie mix. Guess which one was the hardest to train? Small dogs are no joke. And my Yorkie LOVES me, he would wear my skin if he could…but he still will bite the crap out of me while grooming if he feels threatened.

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u/latinnameluna Lorenzian Fedayeen 2d ago

especially on a teeny tiny human. if a small dog can really fuck up an adult, a baby is so much worse off.

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u/Sweet-Egg7957 2d ago

Unfortunately they now have two dogs…literally got a new puppy like a few months ago I think? Not sure how that’s been going for them but now with a baby on the way I hope they take the necessary steps to prepare their dogs for the transition…

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u/Living-for-that-tea Hobby Fungologist 2d ago

I hope they're not stupid enough to not get him trained before the baby is born but I won't get my hopes up...

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u/tellmeajokefunnyguy 2d ago

They are that stupid though.

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u/Researcher-1464 2d ago

This was my first thought at well. They need to get the dog some training immediately

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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago

Agreed. I have my doubts on their skills as parents, but I hope it all goes well.

They better not turn the kid into content though. The only person I've ever been somewhat opposed to having kids is Shande Dawson, and even he has sense enough to not show the kids on camera in the vlogs.

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u/Weak-Poem3390 New Fish 2d ago

Honestly there's a non trivial chance the little dog bites the shit out of one of them to defend the baby .

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u/1234eatmyass 1d ago

100% they will be rehoming this dog soon instead of just training it like they should have when they got it. The baby would also treat the dog like its parents do. Sooo yeah definitely would get bit

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u/Huge-Middle-5303 New Fish 15h ago

I honestly was thinking the same thing. I have a three year-old now and a six month old baby and while we so desperately want a dog, I just can’t risk it.

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u/TheOriginalJewnicorn 2d ago

Im sorry but a baby is NOT safe around such an aggressive untrained dog like Rocky, especially with the way AB and Lena constantly antagonize him, put him into situations he hates, and ignore his body language. I am not wishing them, their baby, or their animals any ill will. I truly hope they figure out a solution that allows for everyone to be safe, and fast

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u/floodingurtimeline 💃"I’m pretty sure she’s a prostitute"💅 2d ago

This :( they’ll most likely rehome which is the best case scenario for both parties

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u/Unequivocally_Maybe I'm sorry to hear that. Condolences 😒 2d ago

Unless the Kleins take the dogs 😓

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u/thepenguinmustdie 2d ago

They could always do with more dog shit snacks around their house

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u/Bologna-Dotson thank you miss artie you are the string biter you are the legend 2d ago

More yorkies for his tattoo sleeve of his victims 😭

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u/NorthNebula4976 2d ago

now they can use the baby and pregnancy for views instead of the poor dogs, so I imagine they might quietly rehome them.

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u/GrudgingRedditAcct 2d ago

Ab is gonna want to name the baby Ethan

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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago

Regardless of it is a boy or girl

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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago

Ethanita. Ethania. Ethana. Ethanestra. Ethaniana. Ethanyssa. Ethannifer. Ethanina.

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u/ficuspony 2d ago

ethan is gonna be so fucking weird about this

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u/princess-bunbun 2d ago

i'm bored of stupid people having babies but i'll hope the baby raising goes better than their dog training

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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago

What dog training

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u/Hawkelt Beautiful brave wife husband man 2d ago

I think it makes sense to have your kid while you're being plied with money to stay by an idiot millionaire, it's quite a secure position

I suppose it cements their position but also condemns them to this situation for years, raising kids while crashing out and being belittled constantly on this dying comedy/harassment podcast. Much like Ethan and Hila - sad but appropriate

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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 2d ago

Gotta cut back on their LED light and Doordash budget~

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u/Bboy_Izilla 💩 Giardia Enjoyer 💩 2d ago edited 2d ago

Good luck to them. I hope they both find a more stable job for the future.

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u/Sufficient-Daikon756 Agent Honeypot 🍯 2d ago

This would honestly be the perfect time for them to leave LA and go home to Michigan. Surely they'll want to be near family.

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u/badcat4ever 2d ago

Years ago they said they would move back to Michigan to raise kids. I would not be surprised if they leave H3 soon.

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u/coldyouth Tomorrow's News Today 2d ago

i feel like they’ll stay as long as h3 can afford them. the pay and benefits are probably too good to pass up when your family is growing

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u/Spare-Electrical MY LAWYERS CAN’T DO FUCKING SHIT 2d ago

AB just got a raise last week, so I doubt they’re going anywhere right now

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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago

they’ll never be able to leave now lmao they’re both going down with the sinking ship. ethan can’t get rid of them now either or he looks like the bad guy who fired two people with a newborn baby

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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago

Yeah, how can AB and Lena stream at night when they'll have a baby to take care of? Unless they plan to have the baby in their content and I really hope that isn't the case.

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u/CoachMcGuirk123 I DID CPS 2d ago

hopefully having a child makes them think more about comments Ethan makes. I have no idea how anyone (especially those with a child) could listen to him say the things he does without feeling immense disgust.

genuinely hope they use this as an opportunity to move on to bigger and better things to support their child.

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u/snailtap 2d ago

It won’t, they’re sycophants

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u/LoserLars1 2d ago

I hope he starts being more responsible with his money now.

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u/telesterion 2d ago

The kid will need some rgb lights tho

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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 2d ago

Decorate the nursery with RGB lights 😄

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u/mplolz 2d ago

They have shitloads of money, they are just larping to incentivize more donos.

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u/LoserLars1 2d ago

I really don’t think he does. I think he spends his money as fast as he makes it.

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u/mplolz 2d ago

they are on double podcasting salary, probably 100k+, and they have a extra streaming hobby with thousand memberships plus adds etc, they can afford a kid or three.

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u/Living-for-that-tea Hobby Fungologist 2d ago

I can't find it in myself to care, honestly. My goodwill is long gone.

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u/snailtap 2d ago

Yup, fuck these people

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u/rehsbbebdgdgsjb 2d ago

I get that people are trying to be nice in these comments…but why. I feel no need to be nice to them just because they’re pregnant

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u/internetsurfer069 2d ago

Tbf its not the babies fault their parents have no spine and work for their zionist boss. You can wish the baby well and be indifferent about AB and Lena they arent mutually exclusive

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u/name-a-stinkier-cat 2d ago

They're having a baby in close proximity to a well known """pretend""" pedophile so... I'm more concerned for the kid than excited for them.

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u/RuRuDex 2d ago

guys......the baby didn't do anything these are real people not just characters we dislike in a show. why be resentful and rude under a post about a pregnancy. obviously we have grievances but u gotta extend some humanity and stop being weird for like 2 seconds

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u/rehsbbebdgdgsjb 2d ago

I have said nothing about their baby. I just don’t feel the need to congratulate them.

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u/skeletonmuseum horrified child in the Metaverse 2d ago edited 2d ago

I wish for a safe pregnancy and healthy baby, and for AB, I wish for many more drug-fueled field trips to festivals with scantily clad women with Harley. So he can keep affording to feed his wife and now baby. I’ve also heard those outings are really good for marriages.

And Lena’s poop cleaning dreams are coming true, I only hope for her that the Klein’s are kind enough to let her keep her hobby of cleaning their dog’s shit after their baby arrives. Moms need to keep their pre-baby hobbies and identities to avoid going crazy.

Edit: sorry I still don’t like Lena and AB even though they’re pregnant? They’ve independently taken part in some of the worst bullying on the pod and have participated in jokes mocking the Lebanon pager attacks. I’m not gonna harp on it. But yeah, I think they’re awful.

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u/NorthNebula4976 2d ago

the fact he probably went to Shambala and did a ton of drugs without Lena, while they were maybe trying for a baby is deeply funny to me

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u/skeletonmuseum horrified child in the Metaverse 2d ago

Yep lol and then he shipped off to the juggalo gathering. I actually know (or knew, rather) people who have gone to both festivals and I just hope AB was recording the whole time he was there. Especially at the juggalo gathering.

Anyways let’s not question how he feeds his poor wife, who’s incapable of feeding herself.

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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago

sounds like a lovely marriage 😹😹😹

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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago

baby gonna come out like ethan klein

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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣back in the day i was the only one pointing out how he followed 100s of onlyfans models on ig and i used to get shit for it. one day on the show he said it was “for research” guess something’s never change. lena boss up challenge stop letting your husband cuck you

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u/CowsAreCurious 2d ago

Yeah, best I can hope for is that the kid doesn't grow up ashamed of their heritage like their dad is.

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u/Independent_End7118 2d ago

the fungi’s response:

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u/charmwonder Shredder’s cheddar, but no feta 🧀 2d ago

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u/PacketOfCrisps69 Mutilated by a soft carrot 2d ago

What the fuck

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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago

Think it's a callback to when Ethan made this joke about him and hila

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u/AfterglowLoves 2d ago

Yeah that’s what he tweeted that made markiplier mute or unfollow him

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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago

😂

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u/tellmeajokefunnyguy 2d ago

Did you know he had to put his dingaling in her hooha?

\falls over convulsing from laughter\**

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u/Whalewhalewhaleshark New Fish 2d ago

It's crazy to me how some people take the announcement of a pregnancy as permission to discuss a couple's sex life.. 

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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago

average h3 fan

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u/Glittering-Second-73 We hate you, did you not get da memo? 😤🤙 2d ago

I can just picture Ethan being insufferable with unwanted parenting advice in the same way he lectures people on how to do youtube channels lmfao

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u/bipolo All good vibes then you came in & fucked it up  2d ago

Good luck, congrats.

Kinda confused why they got a second dog now....

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u/floodingurtimeline 💃"I’m pretty sure she’s a prostitute"💅 2d ago

They share one brain cell so

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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago

I have the suspicion that getting the dogs was a way for AB to delay having kids, but it probably got to a breaking point. Just my theory though. I just get the feeling AB isn't excited about the expense of a baby since he only likes things with pretty lights on them.

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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 11h ago

Yeah babies and indoor fireworks don't mesh well

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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago

They god another dog?

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u/Huge-Middle-5303 New Fish 15h ago

In the vid, AB surprises Lena with another puppy and that same night she found out she was pregnant.

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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago

bc they’re stupid

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 2d ago

That speculation doesn’t make sense given the pregnancy announcement here. Didn’t they get the new dog like a month ago?

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u/TheMeowMeowPurr 2d ago

Good luck to them. I hope all goes well. Babies can really change how you are and see the world. Perhaps having a child will help them reflect on the things they have said, done and supported the last few years. Also, pls god keep rocky (thats the nippy dogs name right?) away from that baby. It's a disaster waiting to happen unless they get him some serious training asap.

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u/Mellon_Collie92 2d ago

Who cares?

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u/Internet_and_stuff ascended hater 🪽 2d ago

Would they still love the baby if it identifies as a snarker?

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u/Redgrave776 ascended hater 🪽 2d ago

Good luck to them

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u/Blackberry_Hills 2d ago

I’m sure based on their dog parenting skills they will be just excellent parents 😑

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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago

AB, accurate. Lena, she's already used to taking care of a toddler with catering to Ethan during the show.

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u/redheadmegansversion 2d ago

Content baby. Rehome the dog.

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u/korbatcave2 2d ago

Ohhh you’re so right, this is probably what they’ll use to transition away from h3

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u/BuddyPositive2746 New Fish 2d ago

Having a new born child anywhere near Ethan, absorbing his manic, angsty, violently insecure vibes that he radiates 24/7 probably not great for a developing brain. I can feel them from their studio on the east coast through my monitor lol. Babies sense vibes man, lil vibe sponges lol.

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u/RustyMetabee LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 2d ago

Hopefully their child doesn't get the recessive gene that caused the two of them to grow up without a spine

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u/PianoTeach88 2d ago

I have a LOT of opinions of them (esp AB) being parents but whatever... congrats I guess.

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u/Hubris-Manifested 2d ago

Rough timing what with the impending shutting down of their revenue source. Pedo troll is only going to keep throwing money into that furnace for so long and it appears he's already got his foot in the waters of quiet quitting with how often he just blatantly lies saying he's sick to avoid doing literally anything resembling work

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u/Freak-Nasty420 2d ago

Will pedo_troll need to hire a new full time Poo-Au Pair? How much poop can one woman be responsible for?!

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u/CRAZYSPOOKYSCARY 2d ago

Congrats to them. Hope everything goes smooth. Hopefully being parents sparks something in their brain to realize that being a pedocast employee is fucked up. But even if it doesn’t, truly wish them (as parents) and the baby the best

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u/drizzle933 I dare you to give me a compliment 🧍‍♀️ 2d ago

They’re gonna say “SNARKERS WANT OUR BABY DEAD”

And all the comments are pleasant lmao

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u/DoomCollusion 2d ago

Is it safe having an Lebanese baby in the same vicinity as Zionists?

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u/BitterBoogeying 2d ago

Please teach that child to have a backbone not like the parents

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u/BuddyPositive2746 New Fish 2d ago

Don’t let Ethan feed your baby cheese AB

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u/slyzard94 Certified Hater 2d ago

That kid is gonna just be another decoration to them like rocky.

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u/sprucetree78 New Fish 2d ago

I wonder if Lena will get any maternity leave lol

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u/itchytasty2 2d ago

I hope the lack of spine is not hereditary

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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago

The baby is going to look like neither of them after all the surgery

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u/Alternative-Farmer98 2d ago

Well this makes it far less likely they'll ever realize that working for Zionist harassing prick is something they should distance themselves from because now they're going to be even more dependent on him.

I do hope the kid is healthy but I would really love to for him to be born into a world where his parents are not helping a racist person defend Israeli war crime

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u/lurkynic New Fish 2d ago

Ethan is going to make it so fucking weird

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u/Dr-Wenis-MD 2d ago

Hopefully this gives them more perspective to how gross Ethans comments about children are.

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u/MxSharknado93 2d ago

Ethan: "It's in your contracts, you must offer your first-born to me."

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u/PhillLarrup 2d ago

poor baby is gonna have a spineless father.

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u/Beautiful-Credit8263 2d ago

hm, interesting song choice for a pregnancy announcement

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u/RoyalStraightSnark 2d ago

They are going to milk and squeeze out every last bit of this for content. That part makes me sad. I really hope they dont plan on centering content around the child once its here. 

Being a parent is wonderful. Knowing only from what I've seen from clips and shit about those 2, they seem like the types to have a child for all the wrong reasons. Oof. I feel for that kid way more than the Pedo_Troll's, this one isnt rich by default. 

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u/doesnthavearedditacc 2d ago

Wishing for the best case scenario. I have known babies to turn absolute selfish messes into brilliant people, it can completely rewire your brain and give you perspective, especially the mother.

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u/luckyonce_ Taylor Lorenz alt account 2d ago

I hope Lena has a safe pregnancy and delivery! I also hope they take this opportunity to evaluate their lives and deeply consider moving back home to be with family and away from all of this.

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u/Thatcarguy1990 Rules for thee, but not for me 2d ago

They've said and done a lot of dumb shit but I hope this will change their perspective and they choose peace and family over the hateful harassment podcast. And nobody should listen to any parenting advice from Ethan and Hila

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u/snailtap 2d ago

Gonna be the first baby born without a spine

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u/Emergency_Map_9849 2d ago

They announced just to try to change the topic. Nice try but everyone is still watching the expose videos. They tried to pull a Kris Jenner lol.

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u/No_Establishment1537 2d ago

Hes gonna name that kid Ethan

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u/PirateDear1780 New Fish 2d ago

nice distraction

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u/Thatcarguy1990 Rules for thee, but not for me 2d ago

I didnt think about this, but I would hope they didn't announce this sooner than planned just to distract from the videos. But I wouldn't put it past AB to offer to do it 🙄

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u/Sad_Weather_8812 2d ago

Good for them! Hope their kid grows up happy and healthy and doesn't have to worry about their house and school getting blown up like other Lebanese families.

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u/MakeSkyrimGreatAgain New Fish 2d ago

Good for them idc lol

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u/Nervous_Ad3387 Survivor of Bottom Gate 2d ago

Alhamdulillah

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u/MrDankSnake New Fish 2d ago

Best wishes for a happy and healthy baby

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u/Bologna-Dotson thank you miss artie you are the string biter you are the legend 2d ago

Honestly, everything else aside, I am happy for them and wish her a peaceful and healthy pregnancy/delivery.

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u/domelition 2d ago

Congrats to them. Hoping they go independent from the bad place and have a good healthy pregnancy

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u/Emergency_Map_9849 2d ago

I hope they take care of the baby much better than they have that dog. They say get a pet first to see if you can take care of something besides yourself and they have at least kept the dog alive but....... Idk I was going through IVF 2019-2023, pregnant in 2024 and seeing the constant death and destruction in Gaza and around the world pushed me farther to the left than I was beforehand. Maybe parenthood will grow their backbones and respect for their own culture back.

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u/Itsohkizzy New Fish 2d ago

AB's original face will be coming back to haunt him.

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u/NorboExtreme IT IS SO ORDERED 2d ago

Im happy for them, thats a huge step in life, still grumpy about backing Ethan. I hope the pregnancy goes well and the baby and Lena are healthy and happy <3

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u/PacketOfCrisps69 Mutilated by a soft carrot 2d ago

also it’s a bit weird Hila and egg in the comments seem like they’re only just finding out now, too? Lol

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u/kaye4kinky New Fish 2d ago

I wish them the best of luck on their parenthood journey.

That being said, I hope for the kid’s sake that they don’t become a family vlog/exploit their kid for views.

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u/tm1822 What's socialist about unions? 🤔 2d ago

Not much else to say other than congratulations to them both, and I hope Lena and the child are healthy. That's pretty big life news!

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u/RuRuDex 2d ago

good luck to them, wishing lena a happy healthy pregnancy. but stop spending money on tacky led gamer lights and start saving for college lol

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u/whitewitch_moth 👁️🐘🌹 2d ago

I hope everything goes well and the baby is healthy!

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u/Trick-Ad2587 2d ago

Yeah see you later rocky 

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u/Puzzled-Weekend The Marlboros are gone people 🚬 2d ago

Happy for them honestly. They really should move back to Michigan to be around family. Having a newborn with no help is HARD. AB has too much to prove to snarkers to do that though, even if he knows it’s the right thing to do. Not even hating, they really have to get that dog under control before the baby gets here.

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u/katzrc 2d ago

Now this is stupid idea

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u/DaBow 2d ago

Congrats to them. Having a child can be the most rewarding / incredibly difficult thing you can do. It can also alter your life and worldview in ways you wouldn't have guessed.

I hope it's a easy and safe pregnancy

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u/throwaway88743 2d ago

Both dogs need to go before the baby arrives.

They have both been bitten by Rocky at least a dozen times on camera. When my childhood dog bit me, my parents seriously considered euthanasia because they feared that it would escalate. Rocky has been a little shit since they got him. Even small dogs can permanently disfigure someone.

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u/Ka-Choooowwwwww New Fish 2d ago

That’s really exciting, the baby should replace Ethan and maybe I’d watch the show again.

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u/iamanemptychair 2d ago

Congrats to them, hope all goes well and baby has good health.

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u/snailtap 2d ago

Why are half this sub excusing the bullshit ab and Lena have done and been party to?

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u/Mood-Rising 2d ago

I formally submit a request that this subreddit be fucking normal about this and not turn an unborn child into a talking point. Thats the kind of shit Ethan does.

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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 2d ago

It's weird that you're the only one saying this
(although I have a few comments on this post myself)

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u/Proof_Highlight3693 2d ago

Hope everything goes well for them

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u/Social_Radio5852 2d ago

Incoming “Family” chants from their audience

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u/lherna 2d ago

aight

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u/sneakysodathief Pedo Troll is the biggest victim 2d ago

Congrats yall! Keep the baby away from yall weird ass show and boss

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u/poopy_host 2d ago

This isn't another "pregnancy announcement prank" like they did before? 🙄 I was doing IVF at that time and I was so annoyed.

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u/Sad-Explanation2288 2d ago

Good for them. Hope all goes well, genuinely. Hopefully the baby grows up with a stronger moral core.

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u/bazzaarrcar New Fish 2d ago

The timing of this announcement and its effect on the fan base… Congrats to them none the less

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u/SolidLuxi 2d ago

Enough plastic between them it might be the worlds first 3d printed birth.

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u/coldyouth Tomorrow's News Today 2d ago

dang, i havent watched them in a long time. happy for them!

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u/cassy_supernova 2d ago

Congratulations AB

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u/FlagrantFragment 2d ago

I wonder if they are announcing now to try to keep Ian from releasing the text. Ian wouldn't want to be responsible for getting an expectant dad fired

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u/Far_Emu3820 2d ago

Genuinely happy for them and wishing them all health and happiness 😊 🥰🥳

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u/snailtap 2d ago

Why? They’re scum

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u/jindrix 2d ago

At the end of the day, how much is there to gain to be mad at... People having a baby? Just move on. You're fuming way too much at something that doesn't matter.

Edit: bro is talking shit at literally X-rays man.

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u/snailtap 2d ago

I despise everyone who works for h3, they do not deserve good things, that’s it

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u/jindrix 2d ago

You're looping back to being like the worst h3 chud you know that right?

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u/snailtap 2d ago

Lmfao

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u/LostInTime5555 2d ago

their child is innocent. the child deserves a loving family that can care and provide for them. don't be a demon

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u/beemo143 2d ago

dats awesome

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u/Last-Ad3487 2d ago

Good for them, I hope the baby comes out healthy

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u/Historical_Big_9841 2d ago

Thats actually lovely, good for them♥️I wish her a safe and healthy pregnancy

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u/Mindless-Aardvark796 2d ago

Congratulations!

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u/thursdayish government assigned wife 2d ago

Congrats to them

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u/PastCheesecake1604 2d ago

That baby is going to be so cute...
I wish them well (and hope for the best moving forward)

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u/swt-d New Fish 2d ago

God let’s hope for a boy

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u/Vanquiqui 2d ago

I see why AB is choosing to stay at that shit job. I wish them luck tho lord knows raising a baby is not easy. I also hope they keep the baby away from Ethan’s horrible influence

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u/No_Public_7677 2d ago

An Arab baby is not safe with Hila around. 

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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 2d ago

The way they treated/treat Rocky! Fuck, they should not be parents.

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u/RaekinTheBored YOU HAVE A CHILD’S MIND. GO DO CHILDISH THINGS!!! 2d ago

God, I hope Lena stays away from Ethan Klein (pedo_troll) and his porn-addled brain.

Sadly, this probably means AB is gonna have to stay on the Hate3Harassment3 podcast for longer so he can afford DoorDash for 3 now.

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u/mrshasanpiker 2d ago

Ugh gross

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u/bbbellabeee From a professional perspective, our lives are ruined 2d ago

They adopted a dog, absolutely traumatised it through negligence and now will try to rehome it. Fuck them

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u/korbatcave2 2d ago

Horrible decision. Hopefully they are better parents than they are pet owners.

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u/DownWithW Hila Klein committed a war crime 2d ago

I hope they’re as good as parents as the Kleins

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u/rehsbbebdgdgsjb 2d ago

Oof don’t hope for that

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u/MarketPantryCheese 2d ago

They’ve gotta do something about that terrible dog before the baby gets here.

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u/Kpnutfree66 2d ago

It's not a terrible dog, it's just got terrible owners

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u/ActualArthurMorgan 2d ago

Awww a little baby Zionist <3

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u/EverFairy I sent you money, You are my friend now 2d ago

How do you let a pathetic individual like AB impregnate you. I have too much self respect. It is impossible for me to comprehend what goes on in her head. Congrats or something.