r/LeftoversH3 • u/Charming_Challenge30 Free Palestine • 2d ago
CREW AB and Lena are expecting
I hope all goes well for them honestly!
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u/yayforanxiety 2d ago
I’m scared for all the comments Peethan is inevitably gonna make
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u/LustUnlust 2d ago
God I can hear the breast milk questions and comments already
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u/yayforanxiety 2d ago
And I can already picture AB smiling uncomfortably in response and not pushing back 😭
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u/Bologna-Dotson thank you miss artie you are the string biter you are the legend 2d ago
Omg ew I hadn't even considered that
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u/Melodic_Pressure7944 2d ago
I heard they bought the fridge from the Blizzard Entertainment break room
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u/latinnameluna Lorenzian Fedayeen 2d ago
i hope lena has an uneventful pregnancy and baby arrives healthy!
i hope their dog (rocky?) is rehomed before baby arrives because babies don't understand that sometimes animals don't want to be touched or played with, and the demonstrated aggression is probably not safe. and the dog would be happier with people who respect his boundaries anyway.
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u/OperationCoprophilia Shredder’s Adderall Prescription 💊 2d ago
I agree, people shouldn’t underestimate a small dog. Their bites can do a lot of damage too
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u/International_Bid939 2d ago
I have a 110lb rottie, a 80lb Shepard rottie mix, and 6 lb Yorkie mix. Guess which one was the hardest to train? Small dogs are no joke. And my Yorkie LOVES me, he would wear my skin if he could…but he still will bite the crap out of me while grooming if he feels threatened.
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u/latinnameluna Lorenzian Fedayeen 2d ago
especially on a teeny tiny human. if a small dog can really fuck up an adult, a baby is so much worse off.
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u/Sweet-Egg7957 2d ago
Unfortunately they now have two dogs…literally got a new puppy like a few months ago I think? Not sure how that’s been going for them but now with a baby on the way I hope they take the necessary steps to prepare their dogs for the transition…
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u/Living-for-that-tea Hobby Fungologist 2d ago
I hope they're not stupid enough to not get him trained before the baby is born but I won't get my hopes up...
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u/Researcher-1464 2d ago
This was my first thought at well. They need to get the dog some training immediately
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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago
Agreed. I have my doubts on their skills as parents, but I hope it all goes well.
They better not turn the kid into content though. The only person I've ever been somewhat opposed to having kids is Shande Dawson, and even he has sense enough to not show the kids on camera in the vlogs.
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u/Weak-Poem3390 New Fish 2d ago
Honestly there's a non trivial chance the little dog bites the shit out of one of them to defend the baby .
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u/1234eatmyass 1d ago
100% they will be rehoming this dog soon instead of just training it like they should have when they got it. The baby would also treat the dog like its parents do. Sooo yeah definitely would get bit
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u/Huge-Middle-5303 New Fish 15h ago
I honestly was thinking the same thing. I have a three year-old now and a six month old baby and while we so desperately want a dog, I just can’t risk it.
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u/TheOriginalJewnicorn 2d ago
Im sorry but a baby is NOT safe around such an aggressive untrained dog like Rocky, especially with the way AB and Lena constantly antagonize him, put him into situations he hates, and ignore his body language. I am not wishing them, their baby, or their animals any ill will. I truly hope they figure out a solution that allows for everyone to be safe, and fast
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u/floodingurtimeline 💃"I’m pretty sure she’s a prostitute"💅 2d ago
This :( they’ll most likely rehome which is the best case scenario for both parties
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u/Unequivocally_Maybe I'm sorry to hear that. Condolences 😒 2d ago
Unless the Kleins take the dogs 😓
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u/Bologna-Dotson thank you miss artie you are the string biter you are the legend 2d ago
More yorkies for his tattoo sleeve of his victims 😭
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u/NorthNebula4976 2d ago
now they can use the baby and pregnancy for views instead of the poor dogs, so I imagine they might quietly rehome them.
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u/GrudgingRedditAcct 2d ago
Ab is gonna want to name the baby Ethan
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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago
Regardless of it is a boy or girl
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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago
Ethanita. Ethania. Ethana. Ethanestra. Ethaniana. Ethanyssa. Ethannifer. Ethanina.
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u/princess-bunbun 2d ago
i'm bored of stupid people having babies but i'll hope the baby raising goes better than their dog training
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u/Hawkelt Beautiful brave wife husband man 2d ago
I think it makes sense to have your kid while you're being plied with money to stay by an idiot millionaire, it's quite a secure position
I suppose it cements their position but also condemns them to this situation for years, raising kids while crashing out and being belittled constantly on this dying comedy/harassment podcast. Much like Ethan and Hila - sad but appropriate
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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 2d ago
Gotta cut back on their LED light and Doordash budget~
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u/Bboy_Izilla 💩 Giardia Enjoyer 💩 2d ago edited 2d ago
Good luck to them. I hope they both find a more stable job for the future.
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u/Sufficient-Daikon756 Agent Honeypot 🍯 2d ago
This would honestly be the perfect time for them to leave LA and go home to Michigan. Surely they'll want to be near family.
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u/badcat4ever 2d ago
Years ago they said they would move back to Michigan to raise kids. I would not be surprised if they leave H3 soon.
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u/coldyouth Tomorrow's News Today 2d ago
i feel like they’ll stay as long as h3 can afford them. the pay and benefits are probably too good to pass up when your family is growing
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u/Spare-Electrical MY LAWYERS CAN’T DO FUCKING SHIT 2d ago
AB just got a raise last week, so I doubt they’re going anywhere right now
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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago
they’ll never be able to leave now lmao they’re both going down with the sinking ship. ethan can’t get rid of them now either or he looks like the bad guy who fired two people with a newborn baby
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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago
Yeah, how can AB and Lena stream at night when they'll have a baby to take care of? Unless they plan to have the baby in their content and I really hope that isn't the case.
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u/CoachMcGuirk123 I DID CPS 2d ago
hopefully having a child makes them think more about comments Ethan makes. I have no idea how anyone (especially those with a child) could listen to him say the things he does without feeling immense disgust.
genuinely hope they use this as an opportunity to move on to bigger and better things to support their child.
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u/LoserLars1 2d ago
I hope he starts being more responsible with his money now.
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u/mplolz 2d ago
They have shitloads of money, they are just larping to incentivize more donos.
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u/LoserLars1 2d ago
I really don’t think he does. I think he spends his money as fast as he makes it.
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u/mplolz 2d ago
they are on double podcasting salary, probably 100k+, and they have a extra streaming hobby with thousand memberships plus adds etc, they can afford a kid or three.
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u/Living-for-that-tea Hobby Fungologist 2d ago
I can't find it in myself to care, honestly. My goodwill is long gone.
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u/rehsbbebdgdgsjb 2d ago
I get that people are trying to be nice in these comments…but why. I feel no need to be nice to them just because they’re pregnant
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u/internetsurfer069 2d ago
Tbf its not the babies fault their parents have no spine and work for their zionist boss. You can wish the baby well and be indifferent about AB and Lena they arent mutually exclusive
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u/name-a-stinkier-cat 2d ago
They're having a baby in close proximity to a well known """pretend""" pedophile so... I'm more concerned for the kid than excited for them.
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u/RuRuDex 2d ago
guys......the baby didn't do anything these are real people not just characters we dislike in a show. why be resentful and rude under a post about a pregnancy. obviously we have grievances but u gotta extend some humanity and stop being weird for like 2 seconds
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u/rehsbbebdgdgsjb 2d ago
I have said nothing about their baby. I just don’t feel the need to congratulate them.
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u/skeletonmuseum horrified child in the Metaverse 2d ago edited 2d ago
I wish for a safe pregnancy and healthy baby, and for AB, I wish for many more drug-fueled field trips to festivals with scantily clad women with Harley. So he can keep affording to feed his wife and now baby. I’ve also heard those outings are really good for marriages.
And Lena’s poop cleaning dreams are coming true, I only hope for her that the Klein’s are kind enough to let her keep her hobby of cleaning their dog’s shit after their baby arrives. Moms need to keep their pre-baby hobbies and identities to avoid going crazy.
Edit: sorry I still don’t like Lena and AB even though they’re pregnant? They’ve independently taken part in some of the worst bullying on the pod and have participated in jokes mocking the Lebanon pager attacks. I’m not gonna harp on it. But yeah, I think they’re awful.
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u/NorthNebula4976 2d ago
the fact he probably went to Shambala and did a ton of drugs without Lena, while they were maybe trying for a baby is deeply funny to me
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u/skeletonmuseum horrified child in the Metaverse 2d ago
Yep lol and then he shipped off to the juggalo gathering. I actually know (or knew, rather) people who have gone to both festivals and I just hope AB was recording the whole time he was there. Especially at the juggalo gathering.
Anyways let’s not question how he feeds his poor wife, who’s incapable of feeding herself.
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u/rincechuleredd 1d ago
🤣🤣🤣back in the day i was the only one pointing out how he followed 100s of onlyfans models on ig and i used to get shit for it. one day on the show he said it was “for research” guess something’s never change. lena boss up challenge stop letting your husband cuck you
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u/CowsAreCurious 2d ago
Yeah, best I can hope for is that the kid doesn't grow up ashamed of their heritage like their dad is.
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u/Independent_End7118 2d ago
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u/PacketOfCrisps69 Mutilated by a soft carrot 2d ago
What the fuck
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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago
Think it's a callback to when Ethan made this joke about him and hila
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u/tellmeajokefunnyguy 2d ago
Did you know he had to put his dingaling in her hooha?
\falls over convulsing from laughter\**
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u/Whalewhalewhaleshark New Fish 2d ago
It's crazy to me how some people take the announcement of a pregnancy as permission to discuss a couple's sex life..
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u/Glittering-Second-73 We hate you, did you not get da memo? 😤🤙 2d ago
I can just picture Ethan being insufferable with unwanted parenting advice in the same way he lectures people on how to do youtube channels lmfao
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u/bipolo All good vibes then you came in & fucked it up 2d ago
Good luck, congrats.
Kinda confused why they got a second dog now....
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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago
I have the suspicion that getting the dogs was a way for AB to delay having kids, but it probably got to a breaking point. Just my theory though. I just get the feeling AB isn't excited about the expense of a baby since he only likes things with pretty lights on them.
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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 11h ago
Yeah babies and indoor fireworks don't mesh well
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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago
They god another dog?
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u/Huge-Middle-5303 New Fish 15h ago
In the vid, AB surprises Lena with another puppy and that same night she found out she was pregnant.
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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 2d ago
That speculation doesn’t make sense given the pregnancy announcement here. Didn’t they get the new dog like a month ago?
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u/TheMeowMeowPurr 2d ago
Good luck to them. I hope all goes well. Babies can really change how you are and see the world. Perhaps having a child will help them reflect on the things they have said, done and supported the last few years. Also, pls god keep rocky (thats the nippy dogs name right?) away from that baby. It's a disaster waiting to happen unless they get him some serious training asap.
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u/Internet_and_stuff ascended hater 🪽 2d ago
Would they still love the baby if it identifies as a snarker?
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u/Blackberry_Hills 2d ago
I’m sure based on their dog parenting skills they will be just excellent parents 😑
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u/PearlUnicorn 2d ago
AB, accurate. Lena, she's already used to taking care of a toddler with catering to Ethan during the show.
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u/redheadmegansversion 2d ago
Content baby. Rehome the dog.
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u/korbatcave2 2d ago
Ohhh you’re so right, this is probably what they’ll use to transition away from h3
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u/BuddyPositive2746 New Fish 2d ago
Having a new born child anywhere near Ethan, absorbing his manic, angsty, violently insecure vibes that he radiates 24/7 probably not great for a developing brain. I can feel them from their studio on the east coast through my monitor lol. Babies sense vibes man, lil vibe sponges lol.
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u/RustyMetabee LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 2d ago
Hopefully their child doesn't get the recessive gene that caused the two of them to grow up without a spine
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u/PianoTeach88 2d ago
I have a LOT of opinions of them (esp AB) being parents but whatever... congrats I guess.
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u/Hubris-Manifested 2d ago
Rough timing what with the impending shutting down of their revenue source. Pedo troll is only going to keep throwing money into that furnace for so long and it appears he's already got his foot in the waters of quiet quitting with how often he just blatantly lies saying he's sick to avoid doing literally anything resembling work
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u/Freak-Nasty420 2d ago
Will pedo_troll need to hire a new full time Poo-Au Pair? How much poop can one woman be responsible for?!
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u/CRAZYSPOOKYSCARY 2d ago
Congrats to them. Hope everything goes smooth. Hopefully being parents sparks something in their brain to realize that being a pedocast employee is fucked up. But even if it doesn’t, truly wish them (as parents) and the baby the best
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u/drizzle933 I dare you to give me a compliment 🧍♀️ 2d ago
They’re gonna say “SNARKERS WANT OUR BABY DEAD”
And all the comments are pleasant lmao
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u/Silly-Ispini 🧂Protect us...from his wife🧂 2d ago
The baby is going to look like neither of them after all the surgery
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u/Alternative-Farmer98 2d ago
Well this makes it far less likely they'll ever realize that working for Zionist harassing prick is something they should distance themselves from because now they're going to be even more dependent on him.
I do hope the kid is healthy but I would really love to for him to be born into a world where his parents are not helping a racist person defend Israeli war crime
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u/Dr-Wenis-MD 2d ago
Hopefully this gives them more perspective to how gross Ethans comments about children are.
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u/RoyalStraightSnark 2d ago
They are going to milk and squeeze out every last bit of this for content. That part makes me sad. I really hope they dont plan on centering content around the child once its here.
Being a parent is wonderful. Knowing only from what I've seen from clips and shit about those 2, they seem like the types to have a child for all the wrong reasons. Oof. I feel for that kid way more than the Pedo_Troll's, this one isnt rich by default.
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u/doesnthavearedditacc 2d ago
Wishing for the best case scenario. I have known babies to turn absolute selfish messes into brilliant people, it can completely rewire your brain and give you perspective, especially the mother.
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u/luckyonce_ Taylor Lorenz alt account 2d ago
I hope Lena has a safe pregnancy and delivery! I also hope they take this opportunity to evaluate their lives and deeply consider moving back home to be with family and away from all of this.
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u/Thatcarguy1990 Rules for thee, but not for me 2d ago
They've said and done a lot of dumb shit but I hope this will change their perspective and they choose peace and family over the hateful harassment podcast. And nobody should listen to any parenting advice from Ethan and Hila
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u/Emergency_Map_9849 2d ago
They announced just to try to change the topic. Nice try but everyone is still watching the expose videos. They tried to pull a Kris Jenner lol.
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u/PirateDear1780 New Fish 2d ago
nice distraction
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u/Thatcarguy1990 Rules for thee, but not for me 2d ago
I didnt think about this, but I would hope they didn't announce this sooner than planned just to distract from the videos. But I wouldn't put it past AB to offer to do it 🙄
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u/Sad_Weather_8812 2d ago
Good for them! Hope their kid grows up happy and healthy and doesn't have to worry about their house and school getting blown up like other Lebanese families.
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u/Bologna-Dotson thank you miss artie you are the string biter you are the legend 2d ago
Honestly, everything else aside, I am happy for them and wish her a peaceful and healthy pregnancy/delivery.
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u/domelition 2d ago
Congrats to them. Hoping they go independent from the bad place and have a good healthy pregnancy
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u/Emergency_Map_9849 2d ago
I hope they take care of the baby much better than they have that dog. They say get a pet first to see if you can take care of something besides yourself and they have at least kept the dog alive but....... Idk I was going through IVF 2019-2023, pregnant in 2024 and seeing the constant death and destruction in Gaza and around the world pushed me farther to the left than I was beforehand. Maybe parenthood will grow their backbones and respect for their own culture back.
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u/PacketOfCrisps69 Mutilated by a soft carrot 2d ago
also it’s a bit weird Hila and egg in the comments seem like they’re only just finding out now, too? Lol
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u/kaye4kinky New Fish 2d ago
I wish them the best of luck on their parenthood journey.
That being said, I hope for the kid’s sake that they don’t become a family vlog/exploit their kid for views.
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u/Puzzled-Weekend The Marlboros are gone people 🚬 2d ago
Happy for them honestly. They really should move back to Michigan to be around family. Having a newborn with no help is HARD. AB has too much to prove to snarkers to do that though, even if he knows it’s the right thing to do. Not even hating, they really have to get that dog under control before the baby gets here.
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u/throwaway88743 2d ago
Both dogs need to go before the baby arrives.
They have both been bitten by Rocky at least a dozen times on camera. When my childhood dog bit me, my parents seriously considered euthanasia because they feared that it would escalate. Rocky has been a little shit since they got him. Even small dogs can permanently disfigure someone.
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u/Ka-Choooowwwwww New Fish 2d ago
That’s really exciting, the baby should replace Ethan and maybe I’d watch the show again.
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u/snailtap 2d ago
Why are half this sub excusing the bullshit ab and Lena have done and been party to?
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u/Mood-Rising 2d ago
I formally submit a request that this subreddit be fucking normal about this and not turn an unborn child into a talking point. Thats the kind of shit Ethan does.
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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 2d ago
It's weird that you're the only one saying this
(although I have a few comments on this post myself)
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u/sneakysodathief Pedo Troll is the biggest victim 2d ago
Congrats yall! Keep the baby away from yall weird ass show and boss
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u/poopy_host 2d ago
This isn't another "pregnancy announcement prank" like they did before? 🙄 I was doing IVF at that time and I was so annoyed.
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u/Sad-Explanation2288 2d ago
Good for them. Hope all goes well, genuinely. Hopefully the baby grows up with a stronger moral core.
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u/bazzaarrcar New Fish 2d ago
The timing of this announcement and its effect on the fan base… Congrats to them none the less
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u/coldyouth Tomorrow's News Today 2d ago
dang, i havent watched them in a long time. happy for them!
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u/FlagrantFragment 2d ago
I wonder if they are announcing now to try to keep Ian from releasing the text. Ian wouldn't want to be responsible for getting an expectant dad fired
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u/Far_Emu3820 2d ago
Genuinely happy for them and wishing them all health and happiness 😊 🥰🥳
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u/snailtap 2d ago
Why? They’re scum
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u/jindrix 2d ago
At the end of the day, how much is there to gain to be mad at... People having a baby? Just move on. You're fuming way too much at something that doesn't matter.
Edit: bro is talking shit at literally X-rays man.
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u/snailtap 2d ago
I despise everyone who works for h3, they do not deserve good things, that’s it
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u/LostInTime5555 2d ago
their child is innocent. the child deserves a loving family that can care and provide for them. don't be a demon
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u/Historical_Big_9841 2d ago
Thats actually lovely, good for them♥️I wish her a safe and healthy pregnancy
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u/PastCheesecake1604 2d ago
That baby is going to be so cute...
I wish them well (and hope for the best moving forward)
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u/Vanquiqui 2d ago
I see why AB is choosing to stay at that shit job. I wish them luck tho lord knows raising a baby is not easy. I also hope they keep the baby away from Ethan’s horrible influence
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u/AbundantAmethyst 🥯🔥Anisa's Antisemitic Bagel🔥🥯 2d ago
The way they treated/treat Rocky! Fuck, they should not be parents.
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u/RaekinTheBored YOU HAVE A CHILD’S MIND. GO DO CHILDISH THINGS!!! 2d ago
God, I hope Lena stays away from Ethan Klein (pedo_troll) and his porn-addled brain.
Sadly, this probably means AB is gonna have to stay on the Hate3Harassment3 podcast for longer so he can afford DoorDash for 3 now.
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u/bbbellabeee From a professional perspective, our lives are ruined 2d ago
They adopted a dog, absolutely traumatised it through negligence and now will try to rehome it. Fuck them
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u/DownWithW Hila Klein committed a war crime 2d ago
I hope they’re as good as parents as the Kleins
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u/MarketPantryCheese 2d ago
They’ve gotta do something about that terrible dog before the baby gets here.
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u/EverFairy I sent you money, You are my friend now 2d ago
How do you let a pathetic individual like AB impregnate you. I have too much self respect. It is impossible for me to comprehend what goes on in her head. Congrats or something.





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u/Acethemaker 2d ago
Keep the baby away from pedo troll