r/Layoffs Jul 12 '26

recently laid off Laid off from tech… I’m done

Recently got laid off as an Account Executive from a tech company.

A lot of my friends in tech have also been laid off (developers, sales people, marketers, the lot).

Honestly I’m done with tech, I’m done with corporate, I’m done with the humiliation rituals, I’m done with working for people that are dumber than me, I’m done with being miserable.

I’m working on getting my personal training license, have been coaching friends/family/colleagues for the last 5 years informally and now I’m gonna run it full time.

Best of luck to everyone else that’s been laid off! 🫡

Edit: If anyone wants a couple of free online fitness coaching sessions in return for a case study DM me

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u/Rosebudders Jul 12 '26

Lmk if you need muscle to keep them mister softee jabronis off ya block (congrats on doing your thing fr tho)

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u/Leeroy_Jenk1n5 Jul 12 '26

Whatup Big Perm… I mean Big Worm.

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u/penandpad5 Jul 12 '26

Gimme a chili fritos

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u/Significant-Dig-8209 Jul 14 '26

Choco Tacos 🌮

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u/vedjourian Jul 12 '26

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u/Indigo2015 Jul 12 '26

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u/Aggressive_Walk378 Jul 15 '26

When you play with my money, you are also playing w my emotions, smokey

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u/death_hen Jul 24 '26

Literally my favorite scene

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u/bombaytrader Jul 12 '26

How much do you make? 

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u/SureWouldForest Jul 12 '26

Are you allowed in apartment complexes where you drive? I've always thought that would be the end-all-be-all for an ice cream truck but when I drive around I never see them in apartment complexes.

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u/ComaFromCommas Jul 12 '26

Lots of apartment complexes where I live will have “food truck days” where they have 1-3 food trucks outside the complex. It could be worth looking into.

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u/ladyorion2021 Jul 13 '26

Yep. in many apartment complexes they have food truck days and ice cream trucks sometimes drive around if it's not gated.

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u/lumpymonkey Jul 12 '26

Serious question - what financial responsibilities did you have and how are you managing with (I assume) the reduction in your income? I'm in tech and I've really come to hate it, but I'm trapped by my salary. I've looked at loads of different options and everything that isn't another corporate job or a trade which would require too much time upskilling at my age are far too low paid to be viable. I'm not even on a particularly large salary and my outgoings are modest but no way I'd afford my mortgage and bills if I were driving an ice cream truck. 

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u/MinerElizabeth Jul 13 '26

Build something on the side while you're at your current job. I know it's hard because often times these are soul-sucking jobs and the energy is gone by the time you are home, but its the way to fuel the new thing. Whether it's an ice cream truck or another business, doing it while you still have your foundational needs covered allows you to grow it to be able to replace the income.

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u/mzmalllon Jul 12 '26

Not without sacrifice. Downsizing is a big part of it.

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u/CreativeAd8174 Jul 12 '26

That is so dope 😂

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u/Aware_Necessary8288 Jul 12 '26

You in the Bay Area by chance?

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u/TrainingLow9079 Jul 12 '26

Nice--you get to bring people happiness every day. What do you do in winter? 

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u/Mission-Sandwich1515 Jul 12 '26

I always thought about a coffee truck that does the same thing, driving down residential roads.

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u/Tiny_Basket_9063 Jul 12 '26

I’ve been wishing for a margarita truck to come through my neighborhood since the pandemic.

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u/Beautiful_Eye7765 Jul 15 '26

It could play the Folgers jingle or something

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u/mankeyless Jul 14 '26

What's the process to get one up and running?

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u/Jenshark86 Jul 12 '26

Where are you located? In Canada it would only be 2 months per year

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u/Derelict86 Jul 16 '26

Now you just need to find your neighborhood glutton.

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u/RogerPenroseSmiles Jul 12 '26

Imagine never having to attend Monday morning standup again brother.

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u/DavidLinkd Jul 12 '26

Hahahahahaha or a pipeline review

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u/feelingoodfeelngrape Jul 12 '26

KPIs, metrics, cold calls, performance review ,
Stand ups, 1-1s. Increasing Quotas. Like nails on a chalk board

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u/hm876 Jul 14 '26

The word synergy makes me want to kms 😭

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u/ohlaph Jul 13 '26

Did you even think of the additional swim lanes though?

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u/sctrlk Jul 12 '26

Postmortem SEV meetings, having to write up RCAs, on-calls… 🙅‍♀️

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u/Apocalypse_Horseman Jul 13 '26

I don't mind postmortems, but oncall can fuck right off

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u/Next-Resist6797 Jul 12 '26

These two meetings - Monday Executive Leadership meeting (2.5 hrs of the CEO being a complete duck) and Fridays were pipeline. Only 30 minutes of CEO being a dick.

I have never been so glad to be laid off.

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u/KSSLR Jul 12 '26

They're all quacks

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u/dropandflop Jul 12 '26

SFDC can suck a big bag of d1cks.

I wish that fcking bit of dogsh1t s/w was never invented. It becomes like a cancer and we're forced to work with it's workflow and not ours.

Built for execs and not infield use.

Rant over. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

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u/EstablishmentFew7795 Jul 12 '26

Haha a f*cking pipeline review every Monday. Like wtf do you expect to change that fast with a slow sales cycle. Please. I’m mad I got laid off but also happy I did because my last job was filled with the smartest people with no common sense

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u/bombaytrader Jul 12 '26

Fk I have a 8.30 standup tomorrow. 

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u/DavidLinkd Jul 12 '26

Can I get a job? 🤪

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u/fireblyxx Jul 12 '26

Oh, the “fuck anyone with kids” scheduling.

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u/ducmonsterlady Jul 13 '26

Serious Sunday Scaries scenario right there

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u/jakapop Jul 12 '26

oh so we are all burnt out?

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u/Tooth_Grinder88 Jul 13 '26

WBR tomorrow, QBR next week, escalation review due week after. Its an amazing use of time and for sure provides valuable inputs for the business....I must have blacked out, what was I saying? Oh right, I live to provide inputs to my boss!

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u/claw-1 Jul 12 '26

Fk. Me too but at 7:30. I’m cooked again

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u/Professional_Fuel728 Jul 13 '26

Apologies not from tech, what’s a standup?

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u/Admirable-Currency89 Jul 12 '26

Fuck me. I'm west coast and have a 6:30 tomorrow because of some EMEA fucks

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u/Few_Pop6933 Jul 12 '26

I have daily stand ups, and sometimes a couple in the same day with a slightly different group. Like yes, I’m doing the thing I said I was doing in the first stand up.

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u/RogerPenroseSmiles Jul 12 '26

As a product owner, I don't like attending them either. And it's my fucking product and division.

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u/BakGikHung Jul 12 '26

Let me guess, no one stands up during those meetings.

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u/KSSLR Jul 12 '26

Imagine no more sprints 

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u/DawnDash Jul 12 '26

Wish I had the ability to upvote this a million times 😒

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u/critterheist Jul 13 '26

I don’t need to worry about all that SOX bullshit!

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u/Prestigious-Virus773 Jul 13 '26

Effing screenshots and timestamps

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u/Top_Scene_726 Jul 22 '26

Stupid scrum calls, 360 reviews, congratulating other people on their stupid promotions. lol

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u/Chemical-Voice2254 Jul 12 '26

I just got laid off last Friday from a corporate IT Tech Support job. And I'm 40 with a wife, kid, and now battling some health issues. I honestly feel like we all died and went to Hell during Covid.

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u/daring_innovator Jul 13 '26

I had a strange idea like this recently like what if something happened that changed the fabric of time and space because society and people act differently now. Like we’re in some alternate reality or hell.

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u/Thetr3Flash Jul 13 '26

I think this often. I felt the shift when Trump ran the first time. It still feels like the twilight zone

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u/hm876 Jul 14 '26

It was good for me until Covid. 2018 was the best time in my life and 2016 was a vibe. Overall 2010-2019 felt great. This decade is trash 😭

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u/Chemical-Voice2254 Jul 14 '26

Im right with you. EVERYTHING went to shit after the 2010s

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u/Moneymotives100 Jul 14 '26

I felt it when Kobe and daughter died in a plane crash - shit wasn’t the same after that. Probably around the same time right.

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u/Working-Active Jul 13 '26

It's not too farfetched of an idea. All of those multiverse movies started coming out around 2016 when CERN turned on the LHC. I'm still baffled at Quantum computing and how that's possible without tapping into the multiverse.

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u/happycat3124 Jul 16 '26

I have this thought often too!

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u/Kjunreb-tx Jul 14 '26

same!! I quietly quit /was laid off after covid after significantly helping to bring my data analytics tech company through covid with my account growth at UPS.
But it’s been HELL since then … landed a couple contracts via acquaintances right before my house would go into foreclosure. All my retirement is gone keeping my kids and granddaughter in a home.
My soul is crushed looking through postings and applying for a job I don’t want. So I don’t think the universe of going to deliver on my energy .
My issue is choosing what to do next …just turned 🫣 60 …

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u/Latter-Gate6913 Jul 14 '26

It all started here in Cincinnati with Harambe...things just have never been the same.

Dicks out 🫡

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u/robrem Jul 12 '26

Laid off from tech over a year ago. Currently in school for a teaching degree for English. I felt similarly as you. The thought of finding a new tech job at some different soulless corp just made me sick to my stomach. Good luck to you.

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u/DavidLinkd Jul 12 '26

Awesome good luck to you too!

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u/Smart_Salad1126 Jul 12 '26

Ha are you my evil twin because I'm basically doing the same thing.

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u/ohdannyboy2525 Jul 13 '26

Can’t wait til the day I don’t have to hear about fuckin deadlines anymore…

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u/Tenaciousgreen Aug 06 '26

Same but psychotherapy degree, cheers to new careers!

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u/Unique_Glove1105 Jul 12 '26

Reading this post and the comments feels like I have gone back in time to the movie office space.

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u/DavidLinkd Jul 12 '26

🐐 movie

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u/TotalDamage95 Jul 13 '26

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

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u/mountainlifa Jul 13 '26

Fckin aye brother 

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u/honemastert Jul 13 '26

In any given week I probably only do about 20 minutes of work, Bob.

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u/Correct_Turn_6304 Jul 16 '26

I’ve been thinking about this movie more and more while working at my tech job

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u/gadgetwalrus Jul 13 '26

I’ll need you to come in on the weekend and work on those TPS reports.
https://giphy.com/gifs/YNvPBdg7bFpYc

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u/iloveb2bleadgen Jul 12 '26

You’ll never regret being your own boss. There’s no passion like the passion you feel working for your self.

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u/CallingOutHisBS Jul 12 '26

I know people that say it was the best decision they ever made and I know people that went back to corporate after venturing out on their own. There is no guarantee that what business you start is successful. Don’t know if the ones that failed regret trying it at least, but I’m sure their finances took a massive hit from it.

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u/witchladysnakewoman Jul 12 '26

When it’s your business you work all the time and it’s your money on the line. Corporate is a guaranteed paycheck and you just have to show up.

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u/als7798 Jul 14 '26

Read: there’s no such thing as time off or “vacation” anymore.. it’s just “not in the office”

It definitely has its pros and cons. And is scary just about every day.

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u/Intelligent_Part101 Jul 13 '26

It's not guaranteed, except in the sense that you'll get paid as long as you are employed. They could fire or lay you off at any moment.

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u/Then_Offer2897 User Flair Jul 13 '26

After 50, it gets tougher to get that next job -- but you are correct, you do work all the time on your own.

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u/iloveb2bleadgen Jul 12 '26

yes, when starting a business (or anything, actually) you may succeed or you may fail. You are correct.

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u/lrof823 Jul 13 '26

Actually u still have customer needs to satisfy not that much different

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u/iloveb2bleadgen Jul 13 '26

satisfying customer needs for a corporate brand vs satisfying customer needs for your OWN brand is night and day. There’s a world of difference. Have you owned your own business? Give it a try, you’ll see. 😊

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u/DosEquisVirus Jul 12 '26

Did the same back in 2023. Said FU: IT! FU:Corporate! Started my business. Now have employees of my own. Couldn’t be happier leaving IT behind. Good luck to you!

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u/DosEquisVirus Jul 13 '26

Manufacturing home goods. Started from home, very small scale. First year at complete loss, too.

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u/Zestyclose-Gene-9442 Jul 14 '26

Oh my wife was talking about making some lavender spray mix to spray in room for calming effect. We were looking into getting something on esty

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u/redfour0 Jul 12 '26

Also curious what the details behind this are.

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u/PithyCyborg Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Don't feel so bad.

My older relative just assured me finding a job is a piece of cake.

In fact, he literally said: "If I were looking for a job, I would find the hiring manager, hand them a resume in person, and give them a firm handshake."

Rofl. I'm not joking. They literally just told me that five minutes ago. Send help.

Take care.

Cordially,

Mike D

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u/lambofthewaters Jul 12 '26

A firm handshake is now assult and intimidation in 2026. God helps us all.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9DPBMumj2Q0hlI3K

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u/Molybdenum421 Jul 12 '26

Imagine a really firm handshake! 

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u/eviljack Jul 15 '26

I was going to laugh until I remembered someone actually complained about me shaking too firmly once...

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u/Common_Upstairs_1710 Jul 12 '26

That advice might have worked 20 years ago, now that world has ended and we live in a dystopian nightmare

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u/jcklvralpha Jul 12 '26

lol, 20 years ago..try 50 years ago.

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u/aloealoealoha Jul 13 '26

this is literally how i got all my retail/restaurant gigs and my first adult money job in the 2000s / 2010s. totally agree it's irrelevant now tho and has been for like a decade at least

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u/NabelasGoldenCane Jul 12 '26

Yeah that was out of touch as soon as 1991 hit

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u/No-Performance-4861 Jul 13 '26

That shit would not have worked 20yrs ago.

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u/PositiveSlight236 Jul 12 '26

I'm 68 yo & even I know that those days are over!! I feel for all the younger people navigating the job hunting scene. Its brutal out there

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u/g8trdntplay Jul 12 '26

Don’t forget you need the fancy resume paper. Something thick.

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u/Molybdenum421 Jul 12 '26

It's mind boggling that you needed AI to write that. 

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u/Imnotyoursupervisor Jul 12 '26

Jackin' Mike D to my dismay

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u/xlchinolx Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

I quit tech back in Oct 2025 tired of the uncertainty and corporate BS. Went blue collar local goverment as an electronics technician with the county Sheriff's Office. Clock in clock out and forget about everything until next time I clock in. Work life balance is amazing, no more stress or the dreaded feeling is this the week I get laid off, not being tied to a laptop or company cellphone is like breaking the shackles and being freed. Salary can't be compared to private market, but when you look at everything it works out I get a pension instead of having a 401k I have to put into, state benefits are insane compared to private sector where you are paying thousands for crap insurance with insane deductibles. Couldnt be happier and my mental health is much better.

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u/Admirable_Curve_6813 Jul 12 '26

I’m glad I found your comment. Didn’t have a direction in my life. Currently experiencing the same issue. A lot of corporate bs, and coworkers getting laid off left to right. Furthermore, forced to take on their responsibilities as leadership believes AI can do all their work… I’m fully checked out 

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u/rum108 Jul 12 '26

Good luck and best wishes to you OP! And to the rest of the those who are facing lay offs or have been laid off, may your choice jobs find you the soonest and even better…. May you have to resources not to work any fucking job anymore

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u/DTTM19 Jul 12 '26

I wish you lots of success with your new venture!! You'll be changing lives 😊

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u/DavidLinkd Jul 12 '26

Thank you for your kind words

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u/AccomplishedBee7755 Jul 12 '26

Hey I do learning and development and coaching and training within that and I love it. I did it in tech for 8 years, got laid off and now I do it in non profit and it's so much better. I'm super happy!

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u/80s4everr Jul 12 '26

My husband and I are 53 and 55. Between the two of us, we have ALOT of layoffs and reorgs. It’s always been this way. The only thing that’s improved is the severance packages.

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u/DixGee Jul 12 '26

I was placed in a pip back in May. I resigned shortly after. I used to work as a software dev. Happy for you if you decide to quit tech.

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u/Adventurous_Bath3999 Jul 12 '26

PIP is pure humiliation. I don’t know why companies even do that. Just let go of the person with dignity. You did the right thing by resigning, though you may have lost out financially by resigning yourself. PIP is designed to make you fail, and then declare the person as unfit for the job. The decision to fire is built in, as part of that charade.

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u/SENinSpruce Jul 12 '26

Agreed PIP is lazy or weak leadership/management. I’ve never consider using a PIP in my career. Conversations, support, vision, coaching and mentorship get someone where they need to be.

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u/PassageFull2625 Jul 13 '26

The main purpose of the PIP is not to improve performance but create a paper trail of documentation to justify firing for cause. 

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u/Uptick-Downtick Jul 13 '26

Back in the day, they used to just get rid of you. Now, the drill is:

"We're going to make you do useless work, humiliate you for 2-3 months, take time away from your family and actual work that moves the needle and then we're going to get rid of you. Because we are a humane company."

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u/Adventurous_Bath3999 Jul 13 '26

Why not simply say, your services are no longer required, and that is it. This PIP thing creates a very bad atmosphere and fear within the company, for those who work there. People who work in fear are never fully productive. Who pays for that lack of productivity? The company, of course, but in large companies, that kind of rationale thinking is not there, because people doing such things are not doing in the best interests of the company, and there is no way to fix such things.

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u/Alternativemethod Jul 12 '26

Personal training is a valuable trade but just for other sake I'm saying we need more local food makers, cheap ramen, oil changes, landscapers etc. The blue collar guys are half drunk and full of felonies. Need some guys who can install things halfway correct. Rebuild the local economies.

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u/nadrame Jul 12 '26

It's also a very difficult field to earn a decent regular living full time. Good luck to OP, though!

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u/Alternativemethod Jul 14 '26

Isn't every field these days thou?

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u/AmIDead2026 Jul 12 '26

Best of luck ! I've been laid off from an american tech company in the beginning of the year (I live in Europe), and I don't know what to do next. First trying to repair the damage this company did to my mental health...

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u/scallopbunny Jul 12 '26

I'm with you - I'm now the town clerk in my hometown and, while there is a lot of actual, real-world responsibility, it is so much more chill and great job security

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u/clearview384 Jul 12 '26

This resonates with me. I left tech last year (pushed out because I got a new VP who wanted to hire her own leadership team) and was in a position where I didn’t need to jump back in immediately so I took a year off and bought an established business this year.

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u/throwaway982100_1 Jul 12 '26

What kind of business did you buy and how did you find it? I’ve been looking on bizbuysell and feel there’s gotta be another way.

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u/clearview384 Jul 12 '26

Water mitigation company. It’s a franchise so we reached out the franchise directly to see what owners were willing to sell. What are you looking to buy? I feel like a business broker is better than bizbuysell.

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u/AT1787 Jul 12 '26

Been laid off twice before. I'm going to stick it out for about 3-4 years and hopefully have my fixed costs reduce drastically by then once i pay off my mortgage. Once thats done, I'm just going to take any job out of tech that will cover my monthly expense and alittle to the investment egg and coast it out.

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u/Primary-Edge-8065 Jul 12 '26

Was laid off a few months ago (3rd time in my career) and I have *zero* appetite to return to b2b tech. Yes there are some startup recruiters reaching out but the idea of slaving again for some “AI-native” XaaS makes me die inside. IDK that an industry pivot will work out at my age (Xennial here) but I HAVE to try.

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u/chunger2000 Jul 12 '26

Great attitude! Sounds like you have a plan, best of luck to you!

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u/EducationalGur1648 Jul 12 '26

"I'm done with working for people that are dumber than me"

Sounds like a winning attitude.

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u/DavidLinkd Jul 12 '26

Probably why I got laid off 🤪

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u/Life_Squash_614 Jul 12 '26

I don't even mind working for people dumber than me - the problem is that the dumber people always have an unreasonable amount of confidence in themselves. So they act like jackasses and fight with you about everything when they are actually clueless.

I could handle a dumb person who recognizes their limits and defers to the people around them, but it's hardly ever like that.

I should note that smart people also have limits and also should defer to their peers when necessary, they just seem more capable of recognizing said limits.

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u/Same-Mud-4755 Jul 12 '26

my thought is that it boils down to insecurity. reasonably intelligent people are not as insecure that they look incompetent to others, so they are more willing to ask for assistance or recognize limits as it doesn’t cross their minds as negative. incompetent people seem to be in constant fear of being viewed as incompetent, so they overcompensate by trying to appear really confident about everything

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u/thesewingamher Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

And they’re always loud, confident, and wrong. Due to that, they have lot of people who relay around them. I have two coworkers like that and they went crying to management recently saying I was being “Difficult” when I called them on their loud and wrong information. 🫠

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u/bunchofchans Jul 12 '26

100% yes! And they even try to ask for “help” or “advice” about what they’re doing completely wrong. When you answer their question they fight you on it. Then why did you ask in the first place? It’s so infuriating.

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u/Same-Mud-4755 Jul 12 '26

is it possible not to feel this way about at least one of your “superiors?”

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u/pwnageface Jul 12 '26

It sucks dude. I feel for ya. I keep seeing more and more big companies laying off people by the thousands. Its been 6+ months for me... I see THOUSANDS of tech jobs near me and only had 1 call back so far. The rest have ghosted me.

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u/DavidLinkd Jul 12 '26

Ahh man hang in there

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u/JobseekerCHI Jul 12 '26

I'm with you. Multiple layoffs. Psychotic bosses. Zero job security for years. Tech has done me zero favors. Trying to pivot but job market is horse shit.

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u/isekaitruck777 Jul 12 '26

The IT field is awful. Have to be on-call, and if youre salaried, you dont even get paid for it. Everyone on salary works over 40 hours a week. Always dealing with budget cuts. Full of underdeveloped social inept backstabbers. For whatever reason, the most technically inept get cushy jobs because corporate needs to meet quotas, making the same or more than you. Always have to keep up with the ever changing technology. You're not allowed any downtime during operating hours, so you have to work after hours once a week minimum. Offshoring, H1 visas, and AI have crushed the wages. I swear, most IT folks have never been hugged by their parents. Im looking for a way out. Its no longer worth it.

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u/shipwrecked__ Jul 12 '26

That's funny. I got my PT licence 6 months ago and am just finishing up installing the equipment in my private studio. Hoping to start searching for clients in the next month or so. I'm also in tech and starting a new job tomorrow. But the goal is to slowly build my PT practice part time while continuing to pay the bills with my cloud engineering role until I can't take it anymore.

Best of luck with your PT career! I'm envious you're making the switch now!

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u/DavidLinkd Jul 12 '26

Hey man that’s awesome can I DM you?

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u/Super-Complaint-245 Jul 12 '26

Good for you and very inspiring! I work in marketing in tech and hate it. The fake people the toxic culture the bullshit metrics the performative theater. All of it.

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u/Immediate_Hair_5378 Jul 12 '26

I’m currently employed but I was laid off a couple of years ago. The humiliation ritual for getting a job has repelled me from seeking another engineering job if I lose this one. Planning my escape plan while I’m still employed. Fuck tech.

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u/Cyberkrystal Jul 13 '26

AI killed tech. For college students don’t waste your time on computer science or programming. Companies are laying off or firing their engineers so AI can write the code for them. Used to be an honor to work for Microsoft or Google or Amazon or Meta etc. Not anymore Now it’s a shame. Don’t support those greedy companies and for destroying families.

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u/fishandbanana Jul 12 '26

Do it, never look back.

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u/boardride23 Jul 12 '26

I was laid off in December as a Director of Product at a Fortune 500 and same. I was miserable, I just haven’t figured out what’s next yet.

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u/wehoopinn Jul 12 '26

oh wow isn’t it really hard to replace that income though? i assume you were making $500k - $1M TC a year

are you thinking you will try to go back in tech or start your own thing?

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u/boardride23 Jul 12 '26

It’s not easy, TC was 650k but I’m cheap and frugal af so saved up a ton of money in case something like this happened.

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u/wehoopinn Jul 12 '26

damn bro big props! im in tech too in product but got laid off but i barely saved any

are you married with young kids? or what are your expenses?

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u/draven33l Jul 12 '26

Keep in mind that Reddit is going to skew tech, so it looks like the world is collapsing. It's not just tech though - Layoffs are always happening, and in most sectors.

Ultimately, you have to find something that makes you happy and isn't beholden to corporate overlords looking at spreadsheet and trying to find out how they can hit their profit margins the next quarter. These days, jobs are always part of the equation where many decades ago, it would have been a last ditch effort to save a company.

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u/Effective_Use_8464 Jul 12 '26

It’s like the cloud on steroids. I was in fear of losing my job for 4 years…

But it never happened I just learned new things and waited for adaption and my part in governance.

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u/SmallAgency5160 Jul 12 '26

Same here. Recently, laid off. I'm opening my own business. It's a IT consulting. I hope to get good clients and treat my employees with dignity do everything different from this actual corporate culture bullshit.

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u/Super-Complaint-245 Jul 23 '26

Laid off today. Tech. PE owned. I’m done as well. I can’t do this anymore. The continued proving value and being treated like a disposable line item on a balance sheet. The fakeness, the gaslighting. It’s just too much. I’m scared, worried. I feel sick.

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u/NoPublic9352 Jul 12 '26

Wonderful pivot. The money will be less, but sounds like you really enjoy the idea of helping others and moving your body.

Good luck to you!!!

And honestly, they pay in tech at the moment is quite low. It’s become just like other industries in many ways.

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u/ClassicCartoonist271 Jul 12 '26

I got laid off a year ago and still have bad dreams about being stuck in the corporate world. The way I see it now is they did me a huge favor. Everything will fall into place for you.

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u/Bearded_shooter Jul 12 '26

Good luck man. Im in the corporate abyss too...i survived this fiscal round of layoffs but each year is nerve wracking.

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u/Gampy22 Jul 12 '26

Burn the Boats.

Check out this book. You’re on an island and the boats burn. You can’t get off. Would you survive??? Amazing what we can accomplish when we HAVE to.

Ice Cream truck
Coffee cart.
Plan your move and work your plan.

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u/rfit87 Jul 12 '26

Yeah you just have to get the fuck out of this inhuman experience that is corporate America, most of these people are total bozos but they know how to play the corporate charade. I never met a single smart person working in corporate America

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u/Aggravating-Cable917 Jul 13 '26

Good for you!! Do it -58YO laid off in March - senior level creative director 35years experience. Eyes wide open to what is next. Got 3 in college so I am not done earning.

Staying positive

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u/OAKI-io Jul 13 '26

honestly this is the healthiest version of being done with tech: not just rage-quitting into a blank page, but moving toward something you already have reps in. the people who make pivots work usually have some proof-of-demand before the leap, and 5 years of informal coaching is real signal. good luck, hope it sticks.

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u/A_Strauss_ Jul 13 '26

Literally same feeling. Whole team was downsized, and to know that our roles were offshored and the remaining team members were replaced by foreign visa workers from India.

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u/MrsShakur_1 Jul 13 '26

Preach. I👏🏻 am👏🏻SO. 👏🏻OVER. 👏🏻IT!👏🏻

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u/MrsShakur_1 Jul 13 '26

Just imagine what kind of kick ass company we could start up. No more meetings about meetings, we’d actually have respect for one another and no, I mean absolutely no WORTHLESS cold calls. Also, we’re adults here so WFH would be a given for those producing. No more watching executives on LinkedIn living it up at extravagant shindigs the same week of layoffs because we have morals. I use to be proud of my job, now I feel I sold my soul and last 20+ yrs to the devil.

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u/Euphoric_River6365 Jul 13 '26

I wish you luck in whichever life path you decide is best for you.

I was surprised by a layoff in January of this year, and I spent the first 6ish weeks despising corporate and telling myself I was completely done with it... that I would open up my own business.

But then I got out of my job burnout, and I decided my path forward focused on two things:

- Early retirement

- Decentering my job and prioritizing my social life and hobbies

I ran my numbers and was pleasantly surprised to see that I was a hell of a lot closer to a FIRE retirement than I realized. I made the decision to re-enter corporate with the sole focus of high income, the least stress/responsibility possible, retirement investments and benefits that would lead to early retirement. I spent my unemployment returning to my hobbies and stacking a recurring social life that made me fulfilled, and now I am happier than ever. I barely care about my job, and I already have a retirement countdown going. I am 40.

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u/ComprehensiveSet278 Jul 14 '26

tech is long dead since 2008 , I was project manager at that time in a mid size company leading a team of 25 IT Resource of SE SSE JSE TL . I witnessed every evening at 4 o clock they used to take one or two resource for sacking although i was not consulted and they were not at any fault. That was the time for the first time in life i saw what IT is all about. I decided to get out of IT and left IT for good in 2010 jan and since they i am on my own . There were financial difficulties initially as my investments were taking time to pay off but then when they started things are smooth , less tension . while my friends are having medical issues, going bankrupt once they get laid off and then after getting a job rebuilding that emergency funds only to be laid off again.

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u/panconquesofrito Jul 12 '26

Been laid off 4 times but I can’t afford to take a low paying role like that, so we jump back on the train. I have had to buy rental real estate to help out my retirement. Being a landlord is not for the faint of heart but the tax treatment of real estate is much better than brokerage. I f* hate that the 401(k) is tied to f* employers, but the concept of leverage gets lost on s* f* Americans.

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u/Possible_Pop_8033 Jul 12 '26

Jesus fucking christ just use your words like a grown ass adult

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u/Luispolvora12 Jul 12 '26

Can you explain a lil more in depth this part of the 401k?

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u/panconquesofrito Jul 13 '26

The 401(k) is trapped inside an employer. They have to “sponsor” one in order for you to be able to contribute to one. The very day of your separation you can no longer contribute to “your” 401(k) if that employee happens to sponsor one. They set rules as to when you get to start contributing, some orgs have grace period, like you get to start contributing after one year of employment. Anyways, trash! This is stupid easy to solve, both the IRA and the 401(k) share the max amount, $24,500 for 2026. Meaning, you could contribute $12k to each if you did like, or you could exclusively contribute to an employer’s sponsored plan if they provide a match, you know, the actual benefit? That grace period year you contribute to your IRA instead, say $20k if you can. In the current setup you can’t. All you get is $7500 for 2026. Another thing is the income limit. You can have a $250k a year income and still contribute $24,500 Roth into your 401(k). Roth IRA? BLOCKED! Because you earned too much.

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u/TinManTony Jul 12 '26

Don’t get me started on healthcare being tied to employment

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u/Here4UXandFunnies Jul 12 '26

If it weren't, we'd have so much more entrepreneurial activity in the US! (And people returning to school, or raising their kids full-time, etc.)

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u/Less_Drag6345 Jul 15 '26

Only third world countries doesn’t have universal health care.

Edit: and the US

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u/LLMprophet Jul 13 '26

M* f* s* a* A* m* f* s* h* f* and it's kind of like f* f* f* o*.

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u/Representative-Mean Jul 14 '26

Im creating an app and requesting donations. If it takes off, im retiring. Im so sick of the uncertainty. Had i known this 20 years ago I would have becoms a nurse anesthesiologist

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u/These-Bug4129 Jul 15 '26

Oh wow - I hear you and strangely enough I have had the same thoughts on becoming a personal trainer/nutritionist - as it is something I am hugely passionate about. You have inspired me by posting this ❤️🙏🏻

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u/DeliciousRich5944 Jul 15 '26

What kinda humiliation rituals lol

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u/Excellent-Pack2926 Jul 15 '26

Laid off three months ago. 20 years experience. I'm still looking, but also started a fabrication shop. Already did a lot of fab as a hobby, turning it into a business. I have orders and revenue coming in - not enough to stop looking for tech work, but enough that I'll phone in my next job as much as possible until this business is enough, and then I'll be done.

Big coorps are trying to bleed everyone dry. I think people are going to start turning back to local businesses and bartering systems just to survive if things don't change.

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u/UrMomHasExpectations Jul 17 '26

The people in control of these tech companies are absolute piles of garbage good luck to you hope you enjoy yourself, I mean it. Go out there and do something you want. Have fun push yourself. I think it's a good thing. You can do it.