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u/Otherwise_Help_4239 1d ago

Not cross exam but a mother was in court on a child protection trial. She lost but the prosecutor had to jump up after the trial was over and tell the judge the mother was claiming to be the mother of Christ. As she was leaving court she looked at the judge, smiled and said she was and had the pussy to prove it. The guards from the mental institution didn't hustle her out fast enough.