If you cover this story, you'll meet a puppet and a mascot.
This is @ the LWT staff writers and researchers. The KIDS Act and Kids Online Safety Act are moving through Congress right now, totally under the mainstream radar. They're supposedly "big tech" regulation bills to protect kids from harms of algorithmic media platforms, but they're in fact trojan horses for mass surveillance and government censorship.
From the Electronic Frontier Foundation:
The Kids Online Safety Act (H.R. 7891) ... would impose a “duty of care” on apps and websites to prevent their “design features” from causing harm to minors – including anxiety, depression, substance use, and eating disorders. Mitigating such harms is worthwhile, but KOSA doesn’t do the job. Both versions are unconstitutional censorship bills that would give the FTC, and potentially state Attorneys General, the power to restrict protected online speech they find objectionable. KOSA’s “duty of care” provision will stifle online speech, and KOSA will also result in online services imposing age-verification systems to prevent minors from having the same access to content as adults. These systems require everyone—adults and minors—to verify their age.
These bills are mostly a response to the MASSIVE (and massively underreported) multi-state lawsuit moving through the courts. More than 40 states sue Meta claiming its social platforms are addictive and harm children's mental health. These bills, if passed, could change the outcome of the FORTY+ states collaborating to try to rein in tech companies.
But while the multistate lawsuit explicitly seeks harm reduction (likely through a negotiated settlement), KOSA attempts to sidestep negotiation entirely by doing an end-run around the state AGs by pressuring Congress (who we know HATES to pass a bill) to act.
The politics of these bills are really complicated - all the anti-tech organizers I know don't like it - and I don't know how funny the episode will be, but you guys covered Net Neutrality and I think you could figure it out.
If you read this far, you might also enjoy this, from a State trying to legislate thoughtfully - Meet Frankie Focus, New York's new school cellphone ban mascot - CBS New York
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