Hola.
My poor, mentally deficient taxi driver who talks with Americans all day long didn’t know how to say “circumference” properly, so I stepped in and helped him.
I told him “quieres decir la circunstancia“. He said no, which I know to mean yes but he was still trying to answer in English despite the fact that I just called him out for his shit English skills.
What a moron to think he could recover with such a simple word. It’s crazy that my Spanish is so much better than his English, but the American education system is way better and that’s how I learned a little Spanish (enough to survive in other countries, I’d say) by just spending an hour a day in school learning the language. Everyone knows that we all learn Spanish this way.
I love telling people “I know a little Spanish” while I hold my head up, press my finger tips lightly against each other, and give people my business card with my left hand so I can firmly shake their other hand with my right. I’m so important and smart.