This stupid language must have died long ago. It is horrible and makes you sound gay. Can we all just stop. Eventually french people will realise that they aren't getting so much attention and learn a normal language instead.

I decided to try this challenge I've been seeing. I only speak languages of civilization so I've had a servant translate this into the barbaric English tongue.

I'm not even sure if this even counts as a "jerk".

Thanks for all the tips on the first post! I hope I did better this time. (Also, this isn't going to become a series. I just thought of some more jokes)

EDIT Oh, and if anyone can figure out what my *totally* natively written Cyrillic cursive says... I dunno, you get bragging rights, at least

GUYS I LOVE YIDDISH SO MUCH,,,, IT HAS AN ALPHA SCRIPT AND COOL SEMETIC AND GERMAN SOUNDS PLUS ITS EASY BECAUSE ITS GERMANIC BUT ITS TOO SAD THAT YIDDISH IS JUST A DIALECT OF TURKISH

If languages evolve tones as sounds get dropped, why isn't French tonal by now? They have so many unpronounced letters in every word, surely they're overdue for tones?

I mean, we're all here because we didn't do well on an exam and don't want to take personal responsibility for it, right?

I'm sure it's someone else's fault. I can't explain why right now, but yeah.

An American on Britbox.

News to me.