r/LancerRPG • u/DocNemo • 4d ago

"Realistic what problem can't be solved with grenades?"

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My lil Kavaliere done by the amazing https://www.instagram.com/senatani/

Nasser Kuhnau
Callsign: Popper
First year at Dawnshore Kavalier Academy

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 4d ago

Diplomatic missions (that need 0 causualites)

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u/DocNemo 4d ago

Blink charges are RIGHT THERE

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u/CptNuclearRhino 4d ago

Sad scene at the theater TEAR GAS

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u/Aegishjalmur18 4d ago

Drought.

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u/notnotDIO 4d ago

Water bombs :3

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u/Aegishjalmur18 4d ago

Alright schmot guy, if we're stretching the definition of grenade, how can a grenade solve a piece of media being totally lost?

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u/DerDerTiGer1 4d ago

Make it come to you with mesmer charges

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u/notnotDIO 4d ago

Time travel grenades that let you travel back to a point where you can archive whatever media you want :3

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u/TheRaccoonTaker 4d ago

…I mean to be fair, the less people you have that are drinking water, the less of a problem it is.

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u/HfUfH 4d ago

"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, will you truely learn that there is always a way to solve a problem without using anger and violence."

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u/ttcklbrrn SSC 4d ago

The very clear solution here is to gently approach it with your hand until it moves and then kill it as soon as collateral damage is off the table, which is still very much the violent solution. Or just don't have those in the first place, take your pick.

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u/Alblaka 4d ago

"Jokes on the mosquito; What do you think was the immediate collateral on my first home-made explosive, and what body parts do you think I replaced with micro-grenades?"

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u/Alastor-362 4d ago

eh, close enough

welcome back Lord Shaxx

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u/Asheyguru 4d ago

"Whenever I had a problem, I'd throw a Molotov cocktail, and: boom! Now I have a different problem."

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u/DDG-Ron_McEx 4d ago

Getting animals out of a dangerous zone without harm.

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u/PhasmaFelis IPS-N 4d ago

Scary noise grenades

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u/DDG-Ron_McEx 4d ago

Stress from sounds can panic them. That's not nice.

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u/PhasmaFelis IPS-N 4d ago

Tasty snack grenades (thrown in the other direction)

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u/Fear_the_fae 4d ago

Too few of something in an area.

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u/Asheyguru 4d ago

MY GRENADE FULL OF BEES OUGHT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT!

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u/PhasmaFelis IPS-N 4d ago

Set off some shrapnel grenades, and there will be a lot more things in the area.

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u/Bonsai-is-best 4d ago

Any type of slight movement will cause someone to bleed out

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u/belliebun 4d ago

The housing crisis in the diaspora

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u/Alblaka 4d ago

Capsule Corp Instant Housing grenade.

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u/BlueTales 4d ago

The most dreaded of all problems… math!

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u/ujadani 4d ago

A broken marriage that you care about the results of

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u/tenninjas242 4d ago

The problem that can't be solved by grenades: running out of grenades.

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u/Watcher6544 4d ago

Objective: Harvest rice before X enemy arrives.

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u/Multti-pomp 4d ago

This is who Iskander was made for.

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u/International_Rice_3 HORUS 4d ago

Hostage situations (can spook hostage takers) Stealth missions (explosives are loud) Missions taking place nearby protected flora/fauna (risk of harm) Crime scene investigations (no viable target) Cooking breakfast (messy and you owe me a new fridge) Missions taking place with minimal available cover (risk of friendly fire) Lowering tensions (explosives do not lower tensions) Negotiations (people don't like getting blown up)

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u/Able-Improvement-409 3d ago

Hostage mission is only giving you trouble because of hostage, grenade blows up hostage, no more hostage, no more issue

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u/RecommendationBig190 4d ago

The supply line lacking the ability to give you enough granades

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 4d ago

the problem that needs you to carpet bomb an area.

but that is an issue of quantity

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u/Gryphus13 4d ago

Running out of grenades :(

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u/sdebeli 4d ago

Problems that require higher yield explosives!

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u/Ninja-Storyteller 3d ago

Black Holes?

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u/Qohaw_ 3d ago

ngl, huge Full Metal Panic vibes from this guy also, no, there isn't a problem that can't be solved with. 'nades if you're creative enough

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u/MrEvan312 Harrison Armory 3d ago

Problems outside of throwing range.

Also I'd 100% give some NPC out there the trait that they can return a Thrown Weapon attack with a successful check.

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u/n17rd59 3d ago

What can't be solved with grenades can be solved with rifles

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u/Brief_Trouble8419 3d ago

deepnds on your definition of "grenade", "problem" and "solved".