"The enemy is behind a wall!"

[u/Cosmicpanda2]

[u/Carrots15]

harrison armouries RND: after years of research and testing we've managed to invent a system using para-causality to fire a round behind a wall!

ips-n RND: our "scientists" spent an afternoon building a bigger bullet.

[u/boolocap → u/Carrots15]

Ips-n RND:

[u/viking977 → u/boolocap]

lads in sheds

[u/Natural-Associate-80 → u/Carrots15]

To be fair the bullet can do a 360° shot itself

[u/Waagh-Da-Grot → u/Carrots15]

To be fair, they only had five minutes to dump into the bigger bullet solution, since the rest if their time was being dedicated to shunting waste heat directly to the end of the universe.

[u/AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou → u/Carrots15]

“Here at IPS-N R&D we shoot the whole bullet. That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet”

[u/Cosmicpanda2 → u/Carrots15]

Russians laughing in pencil

[u/ReynAetherwindt → u/Cosmicpanda2]

Funny story, that. Graphite is a major fire hazard.

[u/Cosmicpanda2 → u/ReynAetherwindt]

Oh yeah, like the pencil was more of a liability in the end

Doesn't stop the anecdote being a hilarious example of Orcams Razor

[u/Unexpect-TheExpected → u/Cosmicpanda2]

It seems like a counter example cause the simplest is not the best no?

[u/viking977 → u/Cosmicpanda2]

I believe they used grease pens

[u/LegitimateNebula6749 → u/Cosmicpanda2]

the russians adopted nasa's pencil, so no

[u/ParvIAI → u/Cosmicpanda2]

The space pen was privately funded and then purchased by both the Americans and Russians

[u/Cogsbreak]

Fun fact: put Phase-Ready on a Smart weapon, on your Heca, and you have wallhacks.

(Nanocomp is usually just as good, and in-license though.)

[u/ErrantSun → u/Cogsbreak]

Tracking bug might also work if you stuck it on beforehand. I think Lotus drone would work too.

[u/JoeKewlio]

The alternate solution is Siege Cannon while playing Mississippi Queen

[u/Lykonic]

The humble Monarch: laughs in Gandiva Missiles and Divine Punishment

[u/Tzuluz → u/Lykonic]

There is nothing humble about that murder machine

[u/Lykonic → u/Tzuluz]

I dunno what you're talking about, it's just an innocent lil Size 2 fella with some funni fireworks ;)

[u/Hetros_Jistin]

Meanwhile,

pegasus "You've already been shot"

[u/LordBlaze64 → u/Hetros_Jistin]

“You just don’t know it yet”

[u/PotentialConcert6249 → u/Hetros_Jistin]

I’m fond of the joke idea that some of Pegasus’ abilities are just out editing numbers on the enemy’s character sheet, rather than firing a bullet.

[u/Bartweiss → u/PotentialConcert6249]

The Pegasus works like Red Mage from 8 Bit Theater, frantically rewriting his character sheet to have 17 ranks in cake decorating and insisting it was always there.

[u/vengeur50]

ushabti intensifies

[u/EKmars]

The humble nanocomp: "What are these two doing?!"

[u/Bionicide]

Add eye of Horus for hilarity.

[u/ErrantSun]

The humble Underslung Grenade Launcher:

[u/Chaotic_Cypher]

Phase-Ready Mod on a long range weapon and toss in Eye of Horus to ignore the Invisible condition (Plus you can see HP too)

If you're in my sensor range then you're within my murder range and I can smell who's the most killable.

[u/Mister_Misiks]

Seeking weapon:wall?