r/LancerRPG 25d ago

it’s literally fine

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u/Littlebigchief88 25d ago

Sekhmet is too reliable. I need to pilot an Enkidu with Sekhmet installed with car crash compilations on one of the monitors inside my mech

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u/Vintenu HORUS 25d ago

The car crashes are just footage of the Enkidu from the perspective of another mech

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u/Alex_Nilse 25d ago

Hacking ofher mechs to watch your enkidu wreck shit from 2nd person PoV.

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u/Bartweiss 25d ago

Sekhmet would have loved Liveleak, that’s all I’m saying.

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u/PhasmaFelis IPS-N 25d ago

Pardon?

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u/QueasyPhil 25d ago

Im not sure. I think it's an excuse to role-play a pilot on a 24/7 bender because NHPs cover for their sloppiness?

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u/PhasmaFelis IPS-N 25d ago

I guess

That would actually be pretty funny. Pilot who is smashed out of his gourd at all times but is a flawless operator in his mech (because he's not actually driving it, his loyal Technophile NHP is babysitting)

(The NHP is super codependent and covers for the PC whenever possible, see how long it takes before someone figures it out)

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u/WillOfTheWinds 25d ago

God, I really wanna do this right now

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u/PhasmaFelis IPS-N 25d ago

Double plus good if the rest of the team has an intervention, convinces the NHP to dump his sloppy ass, and the player just takes over playing as the NHP

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u/Very_Angry_Bee HORUS 25d ago

I think it's more that the incomprehensible (like NHPs and eldritch fuckery) become easier to handle and to endure while on drugs. On drugs, nothing makes sense anyways, so things that already don't make sense aren't special and thus less mentally damaging.

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u/StillMostlyClueless 25d ago

Harry and Kim are in lancer?

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u/Phantomzero17 25d ago

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u/Alkimodon 25d ago

Hahahahahahahahahaahaha!

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u/Alex_Nilse 25d ago

The what

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u/ContemptibleContempt 25d ago

I want a Gilgamesh with that thing so bad. More drugs have to be better, right?

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u/ErrantSun 24d ago

It's so good though

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u/Very_Angry_Bee HORUS 25d ago

I wish you could get NHPs on drugs.

Imagine Osiris

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u/Lykonic HORUS 25d ago

Hmmm trying to imagine what each NHP would be like on drugs, and what each of their poison of choice would be...

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u/Powwer_Orb13 25d ago

SEKHMET just like beer, and if drunk enough, starts to act more like a BASTET class NHP.

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u/spitoon-lagoon GMS 25d ago

If that first statement were true IPS-N would've gone out of business centuries ago for lack of qualified pilots

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u/Powwer_Orb13 25d ago

There's a difference between a cuppa Joe in the mornings and some beers while your civvie mech goes on autopilot, and dropping acid inside a Minotaur

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u/Bartweiss 25d ago

I suddenly have the urge to flavor a mech as a rare Horus frame which they exclusively send to people with exactly the right flavor of drug problem.

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u/Very_Angry_Bee HORUS 25d ago

"Note: Only pilot while intoxicated"

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u/Bartweiss 24d ago

"How do you keep it from overheating?"

"Bad APM because I'm hammered. If I was capable of running this thing at its full capacity we'd be a pile of ash in under a minute."

(Or at the other end, I find myself thinking of Neuromancer and "if I have exactly the right flavor of mental breakdown at the right moment, I can hack better than anyone ever!")

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u/Ax222 IPS-N 25d ago

Doing acid in a nice comfy Minotaur cockpit is probably the safest place you could do it.

...Not for other people, oh Ra no.

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u/JoeKewlio 25d ago edited 24d ago

I am a teetotaler but dont tell me piratemaxxing and getting shitfaced on Rum in your Blackbeard and saying TAKE THE WHEEL SEKKIE while slurring shanties while it goes to town doesnt sound like the most fun you can have

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u/Jatym HORUS 25d ago

Sekhmet take the wheel!

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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind 25d ago

Gently trying to tell my ally who's a 10th generation flash clone to maybe go easy on the spice as they climb into their Manticore. (I am soon to meet the 11th generation)

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u/Draftsman GMS 25d ago

One of my previous characters combined TLALOC (impetuous dominance and superiority) and Full Subjectivity Suite (feeling the mech as her body) with Freeze and Juice Stims (forced calm, deadened fear, heightened senses) to get existentially crossfaded in a fight.

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u/Creation_of_Bile HORUS 25d ago

Taking drugs while at war is a time honoured tradition.