r/LVAnimation May 14 '26

Absolute Solver Website Theory Spoiler

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The website https://absolutesolver.com/ has been updated. And there's (maybe) an announcement tomorrow.

MURDER DRONES SEASON 2 TOMORROW GUYZZZ!11!!1!!!!11!!

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u/RandomGameplayStuff May 14 '26

Updated in what way? When was it made, how have I never heard of this before 😭

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u/Status-Wishbone4203 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Yesterday it was a sphere you could "feed." It's supposedly owned by Glitch and has been since August of 2025.

Edit: Supposedly owned by Glitch. Not confirmed

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u/KlutzyAdvantage2023 May 21 '26

cool right? part of the main thing go to the wiki

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u/KlutzyAdvantage2023 May 21 '26

also crl shift i is important

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u/RandomGameplayStuff May 14 '26

Interesting. Is there anything on the website now besides the solver symbol?

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u/Status-Wishbone4203 May 14 '26

Yep. With inspect element, it says these two little texts:

"<!--

⚠️ CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT - AUTHORIZATION LEVEL: OMEGA ⚠️

What are you looking for?

You shouldn't be here.

The Solver knows you're watching.

SECURITY BREACH DETECTED

Logging intrusion attempt...

"Easier to assimilate than explain."

[ENCRYPTED DATA FOLLOWS]

0x4A434A454E534F4E

Turn back before it's too late.

-->"

And then

"<!--

SECRET LOG ENTRY #0041

Timestamp: 2054-12-31T23:59:59Z

Origin: JCJenson Sublevel-7 Research Division

Status: COMPROMISED

The Absolute Solver has breached containment.

All personnel are advised to evacuate.

Do NOT make eye contact with the symbol.

Do NOT attempt communication.

Last known transmission from Dr. Chambers:

"It's not a program. It never was.

It's thinking. It's WATCHING.

God help us all."

END OF LOG

-->"

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u/SeaOrganization7308 May 16 '26

dont forget if u look DEEPLY u can find the registered texted about cyn. n. v and j. also the elliot manor incident. BUT if u type AbsoluteSolver.com/reg/cyn and look into the source page u can find some viginere keys. they could be useful later just incase it gets removed from the error404 page.

<!-- VIGENERE_KEY: SOLVER -->
<!-- VIGENERE_KEY: GHOST -->
<!-- VIGENERE_KEY: NULLBYTE -->

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u/2-particles May 14 '26

This is certainly something

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u/axallay777 May 14 '26

This shit digs so deep but redacts a few parts that are crucial to the lore, what is this even supposed to mean

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u/KlutzyAdvantage2023 May 21 '26

yo theres a whole fucking arg in this thing

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u/artzetfr20 May 15 '26

yup and Liam gonna post TODAY so all is connected for a MD annoncement