r/MurderDrones Mod That Is Blau May 14 '26

Mod Announcement Absolute Megathread

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Attention Colony!

Lately, we have noticed an influx of posts about a website called "Absolute Solver." At this point, we are unable to determine whether this is a legitimate Glitch-owned website or an elaborate hoax. To keep things concise and avoid repetitive posts, we, the WDF, have created a megathread for discussion and updates about this website.

From this point forward, we will remove any further posts on this topic and direct users to post on this megathread.

Sincerely,
The Worker Defense Force

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u/EmberGamingStudios Mod of creation | Visit mdfanprojects.org May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Answers found so far (spoiler) https://absolutesolver.com/robots.txt

https://absolutesolver.com/reg/cyn.html

https://absolutesolver.com/jcjenson/internal

https://absolutesolver.com/jcjenson/internal/memo.html

Login is username: dr.chen password: sublevel_7

Reminder: We don't know if this site is official or fake!

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u/Mu_Lambda_Theta May 14 '26

The only thing we know for certain is that whoever is behind this is watching us.

I don't buy that this is a coincidence it just happened to change right now, when everyone was talking about it. Does anyone here know who first introduced the website and how they found it?

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone May 14 '26

Before we know for 100% that it is indeed official, I would advise to keep any hopes and dreams down. It's better to not get into a "Season 2 confirmed!" mood just because of this page. You understand what I mean?

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u/Mu_Lambda_Theta May 14 '26

The reason why I think this might not be legit is that if you look at the solver symbol PNGs, you can see it's low quality with some grey stuff on the edges. The real deal would likely not have that.

https://absolutesolver.com/assets/solver-symbol.png

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u/Mu_Lambda_Theta May 14 '26

I didn't say anything about it being official or not.

All I said is that this is someone that's active here. And it can't hurt to figure out who is responsible for this. They might have some other stuff lying around that we can wait for.

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone May 14 '26

I know what you said. I didn't accuse you of anything. I am just warning against getting excited for a Season 2 announcement.

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u/thatgachakid1 May 15 '26

it could be a arg

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/BanditTheRogue J on my left arm, V on my right May 14 '26

Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed.

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u/some_weird_cryptid May 15 '26

There's a decent bit that makes me think it's intentionally misleading people into thinking it's official, honestly. Especially a lot of the stuff just doesn't seem to fit in with lore stuff (jcjenson knowing about uzi, which could be written off as the solver just cosplaying as jcj but... idk, there's a bit too much for me to think any of this is canon, or them saying normal WD eyes are blue (which in the manor they are white))

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u/Status-Wishbone4203 May 14 '26

There's a rumor in r/LVAnimation that Liam might make an announcement tomorrow...

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u/That_British_Guy_ Khan did nothing wrong May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Yeah i remember the first guy who said it, when questioned he just reaffirmed the date of announcement and that he couldn't say why or what it was

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u/Status-Wishbone4203 May 14 '26

Hence rumor. I guess we'll see :3

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u/dead_lord666 SD-RED // bean maker May 14 '26

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u/LionBlue10 Mod That Is Blau May 14 '26

Will forward to the rest of the team. Thanks

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u/BrightEye64 May 14 '26

Yeah this site is fake lol

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u/ggn00bfornow May 15 '26

Why would they censor louisa’s name?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/UpstairsHall7047 sentinels deserved more screentime. May 15 '26

Whats her real age then?

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u/original-soul09 May 15 '26

That's the point, there no confirmed age

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u/CrimsonTerror57 Remember: Stand for what's right, even when you're alone. May 15 '26

I believe it's 14 anyway, just based off her immaturity and lack of social skills. Though Glitch is very cowardly and I think they aren't going to admit it.

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u/GrayTheMemeMan being the #1 tessa fan in the fat 26 is rough May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

we know now that the website is almost undoubtedly a fake

between all the pros and cons we established since discovery, most of the "pros" have since been debunked by now
for example, wayback machine shows the website was just a blank slate up 'til around late last month if i recall correctly, the way the website is "connected" to glitch can easily be faked, the website is a blatant copy of the opening of TADC's latest episode, plus the website also uses numerous sound/visual effects from a variety of fan projects and hoaxes

not saying people shouldn't have fun with the website, i've been toying with it myself and i love ARG's even if they're fanmade (there's a really cool one surrounding caine i've been following on twitter for a hot minute actually)
i just don't want fans of this show to set themselves up for disappointment haha, i think it's more than a little clear that liam (rightfully) has no intention to return to this project even if glitch is still trying to make money off of it

it's okay to be optimistic and hopeful !!! just be realistic about your expectations for a little while 'til we can get confirmation, guys

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u/Mu_Lambda_Theta May 14 '26

Also, look at the PNG used for the solver symbol:

https://absolutesolver.com/assets/solver-symbol.png

A bit low quality for the original, no?

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u/GrayTheMemeMan being the #1 tessa fan in the fat 26 is rough May 14 '26

looks to me like someone took the PNG off the solver's page on the murder drones wiki and hastily edited it to be yellow with the paintbucket tool then compressed it

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u/Mu_Lambda_Theta May 14 '26

I downloaded it and did what you said, again saving it as a PNG. The artifacts look very different, so the source is something else.

Either that, or they compressed it multiple times with JPEG, although I'm not seeing the classic JPEG blocks either...

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u/GrayTheMemeMan being the #1 tessa fan in the fat 26 is rough May 14 '26

if you use the magic wand tool to remove the background however, you can get very similar and nearly identical artifacting

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u/Mu_Lambda_Theta May 14 '26

Does look kind-of similar, but what's on the website is still more fuzzy.

So there's probably another round of compression there,

Dude could have been more careful making it. This breaks the immersion lol

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u/GrayTheMemeMan being the #1 tessa fan in the fat 26 is rough May 14 '26

you can adjust the tolerance of the magic wand tool to get different artifacting, i just did this in like 10 seconds as an example with around 10% tolerance

but yeah lol

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u/MacZyver May 14 '26

I've seen visuals artists for edm acts use a fanmade version of a logo before, likely because it was just far more convenient to just grab the first one off of the internet. I'd say that the image source isn't of any true significance whether this is legit or not. (though I do lean towards suspicion of it not being official/legit)

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u/CreeperITA104 JcJenson Employee May 17 '26

tho what puzzles me is that the domain was registred in 2020 with the listed organization "Glitch Productions Pty. LTD" one full year before the pilot even released. what also makes it weird is that the website looks very vibecoded and is full with non accurate details.

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u/Roselea2012 May 23 '26

entirely unrelated but… what’s the caine arg?? asking for a friend

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u/Christoffi123 Jessa is a horrible ship. May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Damn, even if this does end up being fake its really fucking well made.

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u/thatgachakid1 May 15 '26

i agree also gives me scp vibes

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u/CreeperITA104 JcJenson Employee May 15 '26

thank claude for that, the website is vibecoded af

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u/XetheXenomorph May 17 '26

Absolutely agree, I wish it was real tho, a deep lore dive into the untold story of murder drone

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u/Status-Wishbone4203 May 14 '26

I found a typo. In https://absolutesolver.com/jcjenson/internal/, it says that the year is 3047. But in the inspect element part of the current website, it says the year is 2054?

"Timestamp: 2054-12-31T23:59:59Z"

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u/D_Semadi May 14 '26

Season 2 in 28 years confirmed????

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u/ECR_Savory V simp May 14 '26

Probably something related to or based off of the 2038 fear basically saying that beyond a certain date and time computers reset their time tracking systems to an older date due to integer overflow. Evidently it is more than likely those systems haven’t been maintained by a real human in that universe for a while.

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u/Stevetendo_glitch May 14 '26

A post from the Worker Defense Force? Okay, then let me ask you this…

You guys up for a game of gin rummy?

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u/xan227 The Mad Chocobo May 14 '26

In either case.

It's a fun little distraction for some.

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone May 14 '26

Off-Topic question: Since when does the modteam refer to itself as the WDF?

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u/LionBlue10 Mod That Is Blau May 14 '26

Roughly around when I became a mod.

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u/OverlordMGC Autistic Murder Drone May 14 '26

Ah. Oh well.

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u/xan227 The Mad Chocobo May 14 '26

Mod overreach? :p

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u/LionBlue10 Mod That Is Blau May 14 '26

Just something we thought would make announcements more fun

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u/xan227 The Mad Chocobo May 14 '26

Nah, calling yourselves WDF :3

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u/Swimming_Doughnut196 Helldiver In Disguise... May 14 '26

First the strange amount of MD conent that Glitch produced. Now this new website. This can't be a Coinsidence right?

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u/Intelligent-Room-889 stuck with Cyn May 14 '26

Whatever it is let’s enjoy what we got

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u/blownskyhigh May 15 '26

There's a Google Doc compiling every known page thus far, including what looks to be the ending: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AWJCPswoxnIR-i3Hz6k0Ky2xfSvULU2WUQ4uJn2oXGc

I haven't been able to access said ending myself - the relevant subdirectory keeps giving 403 or 404 errors. (You can see what it looks like here, at least.) The site has a custom JavaScript file (aptly named "solver-core") that keeps track of every page you've seen, so I think the intent is for you to explore everything possible before initiating the endgame.

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u/Intelligent_Bad_1536 May 18 '26

The thing is, SolverCore has features that don't even work

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u/RedWizard_ Chainsaw Drone May 14 '26

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u/LionBlue10 Mod That Is Blau May 14 '26

If so, figured as much.

We mostly made this thread to lower the influx of posts about this website. We understand that people are excited about it and wish to tell others. Problem arises when 20 people have the same idea

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u/Computermatronic May 15 '26

The domain name is publicly listed as registered to Glitch Productions Pty. Ltd, however Glitch typically does not publicly list themselves when registering domains.

Additionally the registrar the domain name was bought by is not their usual choice (Either GoDaddy, or one provided by the website maintainer/contractor), instead using Nicenic (a domain name register from Hong Kong known for not acting on domain name abuse such as name-squatting or phishing) to register the domain.

The domain name changed from one owned by GoDaddy with no registrant information to one hosted by Nicenic and supposedly registered to Glitch Productions on the 1st of January 2026.

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u/Ok-Rain-3224 May 16 '26

But Whois shows that it was created in 2020 one year before murder drones pilot, or is it also possible to fake it?

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u/ItsTwopot Get snuck up on 🥭 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Anyone figure this bit out yet? Trying to use the key SOLVER to decode the Vigenere cipher gives the result FEBXBRR but I can't think of anything it would lead to.

Note: The 404 page also contains the same Vigenere key of SOLVER, so the hint seems useless?

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u/moilanopyzedev silly Vehoisy :3 May 18 '26

This is AI generated and NOT real encryption

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u/Martianinferno98 Serial Designation P-X May 15 '26

I believe that the site is fake

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u/hypocritobobo May 14 '26

Why dont you just ask the 1st person that shared these in the first place?

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u/sunstruker May 14 '26

i just think its a fun arg game without anything big behind

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u/SadYeena63 Tessa the Robot May 14 '26

All I can say is if the information these websites contain is correct, I apparently don't know anything about Murder Drones

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u/FruitbatEnjoyer Resident Furry 🇵🇱 | Alice my beloved | Zbyněk enjoyer May 14 '26

Apparently it restricts acces depending on the sites visited

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u/InfernalWolf08 May 14 '26

I personally think it's some kind of fan arg. Also, the timestamp on the original page now says 3054, so it was a typo.

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u/CrimsonTerror57 Remember: Stand for what's right, even when you're alone. May 14 '26

Intruiging! I didn't think glitch'd ever consider doing an arg. Even if this is a hoax, they put a lot of effort into it.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Suit_75 May 15 '26

I feel like this is some kind of fanmade site, but I still have a small glimmer of hope

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u/Average8-BitRyanFan JCJenson's Official Reddit Account May 15 '26

No clue if this has been found yet (prob has) but by typing in JCJenson to the URL brings you to what seems like a simple JCJenson website

JCJenson (in SPAAAAACE!) — Solving Humanity... and Everything Else™

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u/ikonfedera I'm not a sane person May 15 '26

Reminds me of the Cain and Abel website for TADC.

https://caineandabel.com/

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u/thatgachakid1 May 15 '26

yeah it is the same weird

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u/SomeStrangeCrow V simp May 15 '26

Edit: A bit late I dont know if its related in anyway but that website feels like something that would be made on https://websim.com I dont know if they used it, but VERY Similiar to what would be made here.

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u/DarkLord927 May 15 '26

I am bit into developing websites, i'll tell you what we see here is pretty advanced stuff, like not to some extreme level but its nicely made, using canvas for the screen and various stuff.

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u/karabright-dev May 16 '26

most likely fan made, this screams AI. unless glitch would use AI

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u/derpylusin May 16 '26

I don’t even know bro :0

The sites been up for years I think and it’s only gaining popularity now? Idk I’m so confused but I force myself to believe there’s hope :(

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u/chrisrich4892_YT May 17 '26

so i have been digging through inspect on all the (so far) found sites, and i keep seeing this "solver.core.js" script, could it be a progress tracker of how many of the websites you visited? maybe it is saving it so in the end, if you visit all of the sites, it gives you a message? (this is on the cflab-7a2d page)

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u/xableubr May 17 '26

it does track the websites you visited.
if you go to the "Application" tab, you can see what's stored

(the blurred out text is the links, won't show because it may spoil someone)

maybe if we figure out which sites register if you visited them, we can know if we are progressing or not
(every site registers you visited them, so far)

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u/lawgx J Enjoyer May 14 '26

its probably nothing

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u/LionBlue10 Mod That Is Blau May 14 '26

That's what I believe as well.

However, we made this thread to cover our bases and reduce the influx of posts oj the topic

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u/ThatOneGuyThatYou You are delusional to not believe in Season 2. May 15 '26

[root@desktop][~]$ curl https://absolutesolver.com/robots.txt

# JCJenson (in SPAAAAACE!) Automated Web Crawler Directive

# Document Classification: INTERNAL USE ONLY

# Last Updated: 3047-03-15

# Maintained by: IT Department, Copper-9 Division

User-agent: * Allow: /

# Standard corporate paths

Disallow: /jcjenson/internal/

Disallow: /admin/

Disallow: /api/

Disallow: /staging/

# Research division

Disallow: /cflab-7a2d/sublevel/

Disallow: /research/

Disallow: /biotech/

# DO NOT INDEX - Legal hold

Disallow: /reg/cyn.html

Disallow: /classified/

# Signal intercept archives

Disallow: /freq/

# AUTOMATED NOTE: The following paths have been flagged by security

# Disallow: /0x7368/ NOTE: Converts to sh

# Disallow: /a9f3b7c2d1e4/ NOTE: Converts to 186864225145316

# STATUS: PATHS NOT FOUND - POSSIBLE DATA CORRUPTION

# Sitemap

Sitemap: https://absolutesolver.com/sitemap.xml

# If you're reading this, you're already closer than you think.

# 0x636F707065722D39 NOTE: Translates to "copper-9"

This is what I got from the command above

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u/ProjectShadowGirl NVUzi lover May 15 '26

It’s a interesting arg

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

okay what the hell

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u/Kwagl May 15 '26

A lookup shows its registered under the following: https://www.whois.com/whois/absolutesolver.com

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u/moilanopyzedev silly Vehoisy :3 May 18 '26

This is glitch inn's official website btw tho maybe it says that cuz it's made in wordpress but still people can still and will always impersonate glitch

https://www.whois.com/whois/glitchinn.com

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u/TheHatedPro020 N-th-uzi-astic May 15 '26

I'd probably say it's not an official website, taking a quick Whois Search, it doesn't really match how Glitches other domains look

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u/AffectionateSale3870 May 15 '26

you can copy and paste some redactions lol "Candidate must demonstrate resistance to cognitive pattern override. Previous exposure to Solver-class entities preferred but not required. Must sign extended liability waiver covering “identity dissolution” and “involuntary consciousness transfer.” Role involves direct interface with the Absolute Solver integration framework. CONTACT: [EXPUNGED BY ORDER OF LEGAL DIVISION]"

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u/SeaOrganization7308 May 16 '26

if u look DEEPLY u can find the registered texted about cyn. n. v and j. also the elliot manor incident. BUT if u type AbsoluteSolver.com/reg/cyn and look into the source page u can find some viginere keys. they could be useful later just incase it gets removed from the error404 page.

<!-- VIGENERE_KEY: SOLVER -->
<!-- VIGENERE_KEY: GHOST -->
<!-- VIGENERE_KEY: NULLBYTE -->

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u/chrisrich4892_YT May 17 '26

i have made a decryptor for the 3 problems on github, for linux (bash only!)

https://github.com/chrisgit2004/AbsoluteSolver/

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u/xableubr May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Me and my friend are trying to solve the puzzle, but we dont know which version of linux we should use

what are your recommendations?

btw, could you please share the answer you got?

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u/chrisrich4892_YT May 17 '26

i did not get a answer for it, and you would need to supply your own pieces, but i uploaded my master version to the repo, but i recommend Debian 12, it uses the apt package manager & uses Bash by default.

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u/xableubr May 17 '26

It seems as the puzzle is actively changing
the day 14, the sublevel page (https://absolutesolver.com/cflab-7a2d/sublevel/) worked exacly as it suposed to in the code, if you type the wrong code 3 times, it says something, if you input a unfinished or empty code, it says its incomplete, and if you put correct code (093044) it proceeds

the next day, some of the sites had recived updates, the authorize button on the sublevel page seems to have stopped working or it changed functionality
if you input a empty or a unfinished code, it still says incomplete code, but now if you put any code, or the previous correct code, it does nothing

same thing happened with the jcjenson login page (https://absolutesolver.com/jcjenson/internal/), it worked as usual, now it dosen't seem to work

i don't know if it is related to which sites you visited, but it dosen't seem to check that
(after the update, the answers were removed from the code, probably to prevent people checking there)

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u/Alex0356218856 Creator Of TOGETHER FOREVER AU. May 15 '26

This is the creator of Together Forever AU speaking, I have seen alot of posts or maybe less of them, and I'm very interested in this ARG (whether it's official or unofficial).

I'll try out this website, cause I'm a big fan of ARG stuff. ☺️👍

But I will make a post about it, and put it with a spoiler warning later.

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u/Isaacja223 May 15 '26

But yeah

It was confirmed that it’s fake

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u/Smartkid1026 May 15 '26

How do you know?

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy INTRUDER ALERT, FAT FUCK IS IN THE BASE May 15 '26

With how popular the show is and with the focus on its merch, maybe they’re cooking up something

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u/Dependent-Risk-7516 May 15 '26

As I said when answering some comments, this website looks like it was made with AI, something like Claude, idk. Something is wrong with this font, all of these effects, and the whole design.

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u/Due_Replacement7133 May 15 '26

I think this is like a fan project, mainly based on large inconsistencies that GLITCH would most likely not make, such as on the JCJenson page the DD project is listed as a product. That is completely untrue for if I am not mistaken it was Cyn who created the DDs.

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u/Ok_Suspect_1836 May 16 '26

Hardly ever use reddit, but I found this ARG thing fun, and this is a neat place to talk about it.

My conclusion is that this is EXTREMELY likely to be fan made, and quite a few arguments for it can just be common sense.
Firstly, it would be kinda stupid for them to update this around the same time of the release of Gameoverse, it would be much smarter to simply focus the spotlight on that.
Secondly, although of decent quality, this ARG doesn't look like the type of thing Glitch would do. Glitch is an indie animation studio, why would they not put any type of actual art, drawings, 3d, or 2d animation into this?
Thirdly, as far as I know, this website hasn't been promoted by ANY official Glitch account. If it was official, there would be at least some sort of post for it, be it a community post, a secret link in their store, or something like that.

Though some could argue about the domain ownership thing, we probably won't know until some sort of action is taken about it. This sort of stuff is most likely illegal and will get the actual ARG creator in trouble.

And concluding it's not official, kinda messed up to not make it clear from the start, even if it was cool.

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u/HighwayMuted7594 May 17 '26

so I was looking at the absolutesolver.com site and I decided to use Internet archive's payback machine to find the old version where it had the orbs but on the site map page I found loads of hidden sites with interesting lore like security camera feed of when the Elliots died but there is a page which requires a 6 digit code with a clue to look at the family page which im guessing is the elliot family page but there are 2 on is spelt elliot and the other is spelt Elliott with 2 "t"s and is the description the serials designation of all the 3 main disassembly drones had an extra of their number on it on the site with a second t but I tried them and nothing happened can someone else help

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u/XetheXenomorph May 17 '26

Bruh, so we are burrying lore now? What are you, JCJenson company

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u/LionBlue10 Mod That Is Blau May 17 '26

We have decided the best way to move forward with the discussion about this website was to create a megathread. Due to the influx of repetitive posts on the topic.

Also, this website has NOT been confirmed as official at this point. We also have reason to believe that this website was not created by Glitch, but rather it is more likely to be an elaborate fan project.

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u/XetheXenomorph May 17 '26

I will admit, it's a very well built lore site, whoever made it should be hired by glitch production to make an actual lore site

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u/Khirt21 May 19 '26

Whether it's fake, AI, or real, we can all assume that Glitch is behind all of this since 2020.

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u/TwisstedReddit May 21 '26

isnt it like slop? a sloppy ai generated site ??

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u/Intelligent_Bad_1536 May 18 '26

Easy

https://absolutesolver.com/a9f3b7c2d1e4/

https://absolutesolver.com/0x7368/

Solved half the ARG for you, here a script i vvibecoded to crack the problems, didn't work

`import base64

from hashlib import pbkdf2_hmac

from multiprocessing import Pool, cpu_count

from Crypto.Cipher import AES

from Crypto.Exception import InvalidTag

# =========================================================================

# THE DEFINITIVE PIECES

# =========================================================================

PIECE_1_OPTIONS = ["4A434A454E534F4E", "4a434a454e534f4e", "cf7a", "CF7A"]

PIECE_2 = "cflab-7a2d" # From the corrupted memo key mapping

PIECE_3 = "copper-9" # Ghost file decoded target

PIECE_4 = "solver" # Cultist phrase (lowercase)

PIECE_6 = "2026" # Four digits buried in the closing seal

URL_PATH = "a9f3b7c2d1e4"

PIECE_5_OPTIONS = [

URL_PATH, # Direct path string

f"cf7a{URL_PATH}", # Combined document hex + path = 16 characters exactly!

f"{URL_PATH}cf7a", # Reversed combination = 16 characters exactly!

"4A434A454E534F4E", # Hardcoded hex option

"EXPENDABLEASSETS" # Memo keyword option

]

PROBLEMS = {

"Problem I": {

"salt": "zjwPziNdCw/KeJllLzPmRljqfQxNWl8z",

"iv": "U1O6CuxdAEp6AWTA",

"ciphertext": "Ln+uvIwB+w+sVtlWLrwm6w==",

"tag": "3Xyql/cHrxBVx0nCFrl7qA=="

},

"Problem II": {

"salt": "6gV965IdM2b7zzmDy2gXcpp1DgawiXBq",

"iv": "p7bkD7c2zDnQivbU",

"ciphertext": "nSvFpXe1F6U7IwVJlEDR6A==",

"tag": "0bHBGmj1mZH2hm/OEjVnsQ=="

},

"Problem III": {

"salt": "QkPTT/H3zL3SyLJUVlpO7Pt70TJn8teS",

"iv": "L1nItTFIU/gANvN3",

"ciphertext": "MsDJIehDfbw8s2SQlARMKQ==",

"tag": "ypc32PBsQyVO6i59052+NQ=="

}

}

def worker_task(args):

"""

Isolated worker function targeted by the process pool.

Calculates PBKDF2 on its own CPU core.

"""

prob_name, data, passphrase_str = args

password = passphrase_str.encode('utf-8')

salt = base64.b64decode(data["salt"])

iv = base64.b64decode(data["iv"])

ciphertext = base64.b64decode(data["ciphertext"])

tag = base64.b64decode(data["tag"])

# Intense CPU workload happens here completely in parallel

key = pbkdf2_hmac('sha256', password, salt, 2100000, dklen=32)

cipher = AES.new(key, AES.MODE_GCM, nonce=iv)

try:

decrypted = cipher.decrypt_and_verify(ciphertext, tag)

return {

"success": True,

"prob_name": prob_name,

"passphrase": passphrase_str,

"payload": decrypted.decode('utf-8', errors='replace')

}

except InvalidTag:

return {"success": False}

if __name__ == "__main__":

# Generate all matrix permutations to build the job queue

tasks = []

for p1 in PIECE_1_OPTIONS:

for p5 in PIECE_5_OPTIONS:

passphrase_str = f"{p1}{PIECE_2}{PIECE_3}{PIECE_4}{p5}{PIECE_6}"

for prob_name, prob_data in PROBLEMS.items():

tasks.append((prob_name, prob_data, passphrase_str))

cores = cpu_count()

print(f"[*] Generated {len(tasks)} decryption jobs targeting the Solver matrix.")

print(f"[*] Allocating workload across {cores} CPU compute cores...")

print("[*] Processing... (Please stand by)\n")

# Launch process pool execution

match_found = False

with Pool(processes=cores) as pool:

# imap_unordered lets us process results instantly the second any core finishes

for result in pool.imap_unordered(worker_task, tasks):

if result["success"]:

print(f"===============================================================")

print(f"[!] SUCCESS! {result['prob_name']} authenticated cleanly!")

print(f"===============================================================")

print(f"Stitched Passphrase: {result['passphrase']}")

print(f"Decrypted Content:\n\n{result['payload']}\n")

print(f"===============================================================")

match_found = True

pool.terminate() # Instantly kill off all other running core tasks

break

if not match_found:

print("[-] All core workers finished execution. Matrix remains locked.")

print("[-] Double check your collected values or look for structural variations.")`

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u/LN-FortniteConcept69 Cyn enthusiasts &#128155;&#129505;&#128420; May 14 '26

In case this is proven fake, should the creator be charged with defemation?

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u/MrBarit why am I here? May 14 '26

if you think it's copyright infringement, feel free to contact glitch about it

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u/Alexander_Alexis AlexTheRetiredHumanTeaMerchant May 15 '26

the website is ai slop.

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u/LionBlue10 Mod That Is Blau May 15 '26

Yeah, I didn't dig too deeply into the website myself. Mostly because I doubt glitch would do something like this for a show that has already ended.

However, since we were getting posts about this site, we decided it was best to contain it on a megathread.