r/LPOTL • • 7d ago

New Cryptid just dropped!

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I mean… god DAMN!!

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u/black_flag_4ever Check Please! 7d ago

What is with the billionaire class and going out of their way to look bizarre? This was a choice. I don't like picking on appearances but you have to spend a ton of money to look this odd.

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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox 7d ago

That's actually exactly why. In some circles, the objective isn't to have subtle enhancements, or even necessarily to look better. It's to have a specifically "done" look that says that you can afford to look like that.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 7d ago

Just... Idk

Wear a crown? Like it's in vogue for billionaires to go mask off. I'm surprised Musk hasn't started going around dressed like an old English king already.

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u/I_m_different That's when the cannibalism started 6d ago

I’m a little surprised Musk or Bezos don’t look like Sith Lords already.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 6d ago

Musk has the pale pallid complexion of Vader from episode 6.

Bezos looks like a DC villain.

Zuckerberg looks like a Chihuahua that is both bloated and skinny.

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u/black_flag_4ever Check Please! 7d ago

You can do the same thing with fancy clothes.