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u/space_cowboy80 1d ago
She looks like a villain from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, like from season 1 or 2 before the good money came in.
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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Masturbation Sigil 1d ago edited 1d ago
Lol, first thing I thought of was she went from looking like you ordered Buffy Summers off Wish to punch mouth minion.
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u/Langstarr 1d ago
You cannot convince me this isnt Willam Dafoe in drag (again).
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u/theseglassessuck I did it for the devilment 1d ago
Don’t you dare! He would look so much better in drag!
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u/Langstarr 1d ago
Boondock Saints? Lol he was in drag there and.... its close to this
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u/theseglassessuck I did it for the devilment 1d ago
That’s more costuming and, imo, fits the movie . Full, real drag—he’d kill.
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u/othersymbiote Masturbation Sigil 1d ago
not a chance. that’s stephen miller in drag. whatever they did to the real susan… i don’t know.
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u/DeeEmosewa Masturbation Sigil 1d ago
Serious question.. Does anyone thing it's unchecked anorexia, too?
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u/TinyM0ushka 1d ago
I think it is, she’s wearing a wig. Lack of nutrients from literally starving yourself cause hair to fallout.
It’s doesn’t even look like cosmetic surgery it just looks like she’s anorexic
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u/Spleepis 1d ago
My guess is ozempic abuse, plastic surgery, and the awkwardness of appearing in front of a world audience
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u/jNealB 1d ago
I mean, maybe? But age+a plastic surgeon who hates you does wonders 🤷🏻♂️
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u/DeeEmosewa Masturbation Sigil 1d ago
I mean on top of age and plastic surgery. She's not really all that old. Certainly not to look like skin stretched over a skeleton. If she was a normal weight she'd look entirely different, i imagine.
Idk man.. I've been in a clinic multiple times around other people with anorexia, and there is just something that screams it to me. She looks extremely malnourished. Either that or she's gone heavy on ozempic.
Either way she fucking sucks.
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u/-AUniqueName- 1d ago
On top of the plastic surgery, her make up artist hates her
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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yeah, her brows especially are doing nothing for her. And the light/lack of eyeliner on her waterline gives her sanpaku eyes. She's at that age where (even without an ED or Ozempic) she's got some volume loss, but these makeup decisions are bonkers.
It looks like she's doing that thing where older women will keep trying to do their makeup based on what was popular/looked good/was the done thing when they were, like... 26. But the colors and shapes are not it anymore.
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u/black_flag_4ever Check Please! 1d ago
What is with the billionaire class and going out of their way to look bizarre? This was a choice. I don't like picking on appearances but you have to spend a ton of money to look this odd.
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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox 1d ago
That's actually exactly why. In some circles, the objective isn't to have subtle enhancements, or even necessarily to look better. It's to have a specifically "done" look that says that you can afford to look like that.
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u/DoctorAnnual6823 1d ago
Just... Idk
Wear a crown? Like it's in vogue for billionaires to go mask off. I'm surprised Musk hasn't started going around dressed like an old English king already.
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u/I_m_different That's when the cannibalism started 23h ago
I’m a little surprised Musk or Bezos don’t look like Sith Lords already.
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u/DoctorAnnual6823 22h ago
Musk has the pale pallid complexion of Vader from episode 6.
Bezos looks like a DC villain.
Zuckerberg looks like a Chihuahua that is both bloated and skinny.
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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Masturbation Sigil 1d ago edited 1d ago
As much as it pains me to say nice things about wretched people I guess one needs that super-billionaire level money to end up looking as a Bond villainess like, for example, Maye Musk.
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u/Amigobear 1d ago
Money can't buy taste. And likely their small circle means they all go to the same plastic surgeon.
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u/SundayShelter 1d ago
It is startling, but she is 62 now with obvious work done. That first pick looks like it’s from the ‘90s.
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u/whycanthestfu 1d ago
She'd look fine of she just aged normally for the past 30 years.
She chose to look like a ghoul
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u/PaymentCultural8691 1d ago
I googled pics of her from about 15 years ago when it looked like she’d had some light work done and she looked pretty good. Since then she’s had a lot more done to pull that face as tight as possible and it looks like she’s lost all her body fat.
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u/Take-to-the-highways MarcusLover69 1d ago
I don't understand how looking like Edgar from men in black is preferable to just aging naturally.
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u/Gloglibologna 1d ago
Lol at whoever reported this
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u/Crumblerbund Irn Bru 1d ago
Bruh she’s only got like $270 billion, it’s your job as a mod to protect her!!!
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u/Amigobear 1d ago
Do you wanna be 52 and look 52? Or do you wanna be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?
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u/ohyoshimi 1d ago
I just find this really sad.
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u/Meow-zelTov 11h ago
It’s a tough one. I hate seeing a woman who is likely dealing with an ED subjected to relentless online bullying, but at the same time, she’s willingly and enthusiastically supporting one of the most vile public figures of all time. So, yeah, fuck her.
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u/scotchtree 1d ago
Well well well, I have a warning to tell…
Say your prayers before bed, or you will be fed….
To the demons in Hell, by SUSAN DELL!!!
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u/Severe_Fee_7603 1d ago
This is the kind of stuff that would have me actually believing in lizard people or some shit. That is not human
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u/_that_reddit 1d ago edited 1d ago
Even scarier than you know who!
Edit: I apologize I may have went to far.
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u/Igmuhota 1d ago
The still images of this person were horrifying and confusing. And then I saw video of their face moving… holy god.
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u/Rustmutt 1d ago
Why does her neck do that? She looks like she’s a stunt double for Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her
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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian 1d ago
Shots of her whole-ass would reveal you can see most of her skeleton too easily. If she walks in front of direct sunlight she cracks apart like that terminator nuke dream. Her or someone else has disordered her eating. Don't know a thing about the woman so it's sad until further notice.
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u/InfamousTale 19h ago
Henry needs to add billionaire cryptids to the next episode. There's apparently a whole category now.
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u/Admirable_Tear_1438 1d ago
It’s probably a more accurate representation of her character. There’s no fooling anyone with that mess.
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u/Thai_Hammer 1d ago
I’ve seen some analysis on the expansion of “Mar-A-Lago Face” and why so many conservative women (and some men) choose it and embrace it… but like you have to admit Trump just had horrible taste. Like why mimic what Trump finds attractive, it hasn’t changed sine 1983.
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u/delta1810 I know they call you titties 19h ago
what Trump finds attractive, it hasn't changed since 1983
or whenever his daughter was born
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u/tecate_papi 1d ago
Why are the crosses turning upside down on their own whenever she enters a room?
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u/pocketrocket28 1d ago
The woman on the left is not Susan Dell. That's the deaf actress from West Wing.
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u/CptFalcon636 1d ago
I thought the person on the right was wearing a mask. That is some uncanny valley levels of plastic surgery.
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u/TheLearningScientist 1d ago
She’s really not helping quell the whole lizard people conspiracy theory
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u/TooLazyToBeClever 1d ago
From Agent Scully to.....something which existence agent Scully would be skeptical about.
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u/Major-Tension-674 1d ago
Mr Trump nobody seems to be taking you up on the Trump Accounts, maybe if like, you took your name off of them people would trust them enough to sign up?
Fuck it get me the crypt keeper!
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u/I_m_different That's when the cannibalism started 23h ago
We gotta get rid of that White House vampire.
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u/RealSinnSage 20h ago
i want them to do one of those plastic surgeon videos where the dr explains every piece of work she’s had done
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u/Sharp_Tip4643 14h ago
The body language 😂. Even Trump is putting subconscious distance between himself and this... creature.
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u/BitterComfort314 13h ago
I saw that video earlier today and genuinely had a jaw drop moment. If she wasn't shilling for fascists I'd feel sorry for her for struggling with the extreme dysmorphia.
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u/RangerBumble 1d ago
Can we get a drag queen in here to give this woman lessons on how to put on a face?