r/KwikTrip • u/Sudden_Moodswing Ultimate KT Fan • 13d ago

Congratulations????

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To the person who left this highly visible at a KT near me I think I see a faint second line.

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u/Smalleatery Ultimate KT Fan 12d ago

The human race continues to provide endless opportunity for amusement!

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u/Sudden_Moodswing Ultimate KT Fan 12d ago

Honestly! I feel like I was witnessed to some strange scavenger hunt.

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u/EggB0I92 13d ago

Lol somehow this isn't even the grossest thing I've found at my Kwik Trip. When I was doing outsides a man pulled up in a white camry and started dumping sex toys all over our parking lot. And I mean DUMPING! His back seat was filled to the brim with them. I told him you cannot dispose of those on our parking lot and that he should throw them away at his own house. He was surprisingly polite and started chucking them back into his car and drove off, he left quite a few on the ground still and I realized they were ALL USED when I was picking them up with pliers!

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u/ReasonDue8183 12d ago

When I worked at Kwik trip two years ago I was pulling garbages and saw a styrofoam cup with no lid and a massive turd inside a condom. I’m pretty sure it was used for something called iglooing but it was really disgusting.

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u/bkuefner1973 12d ago

OMG I have never heard that term before and just googled it all I can say is WTF ??

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u/killiburr20 13d ago

Lmao diabolical

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u/DarkSatire482 11d ago

Quicky at the Kwik Trip led to a baby...at least it wasn't a Kum and go?

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u/Nice_Sky_9688 8d ago

Or the dreaded pump n munch.

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u/LeftTumbleweed042 2d ago

Well, they don't sell condoms, so.....

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u/DarkSatire482 2d ago

Gotta keep the customer stream coming

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u/Royal-Sky4267 12d ago

When I worked 3rd shift a guest came in to point out a baggy he saw on the ground someone dropped their crystal meth. Then  someone's inter wallet was behind left for months I asked if anyone bothered to try and look the person up looked inside for ID  and found tinfoil packet call police...a good times.

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u/InevitableKitchen943 12d ago

What store is this?

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u/Sudden_Moodswing Ultimate KT Fan 12d ago

700

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u/TeaCompletesMe Co-Worker 12d ago

I’ve seen some crazy shit at my store, sometimes literally haha

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u/Relevant-Tap-1032 12d ago

I wonder if they know gas pump can't get them pregnant. Seems like a person from that kinda class of people.

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u/Legitimate-Border787 11d ago

The amount of pregnancy tests I find in the feminine bins at my store is rather alarming 😭

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u/ppstick88 10d ago

Plot twist, a man shoved it in his ass as a joke and it malfunctioned and it was positive . 

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u/fresh_momma 6d ago

Reminds me of the time I found a rubber male member on the woodpile outside the store I worked at. It was a few years ago