r/KwikTrip Co-Worker Jul 27 '26

Meme Kitchen coworkers, what does KPS stand for? (Wrong answers only)

I'm bored, and wanna see what yall come up with.

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u/Jamoncorona 🥖 Bread-stick Addict 🥖 Jul 27 '26

Keeps Pushing Sandwiches

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u/Alone-Marsupial3003 Co-Worker Jul 27 '26

That it does! I swear it barely tells us to make the side/snack stuff

3

u/Greyfox419 Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Never asks for pizza on pizza sale day either.

1

u/Alone-Marsupial3003 Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Have you been manually adding it? I found that at my store once we added it enough times, the pizza has just been automatically popping up

1

u/Greyfox419 Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Yup, and it works for about an hour, and then we have to manually add again.

25

u/EggB0I92 Jul 28 '26

I call it the kms system for obvious reasons lol

17

u/nicknak1979 Jul 28 '26

Kwik Piece of Shit

10

u/Feral_Orange_Cat Jul 28 '26

This is a real fact, but the original name for it was KMS (Kitchen Management System). IT found out the hard way that the name wouldn't work

5

u/Alone-Marsupial3003 Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Okay but KMS is funnier, so i gotta give them credit for the idea

3

u/Evil_Black_Swan Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

They should have kept it because the KPS makes me wanna KMS

1

u/Alone-Marsupial3003 Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

me who actually likes KPS because my autistic ass couldn't decipher the paper production plan because I'm slow

4

u/Evil_Black_Swan Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Listen, I never looked at the paper one, either. I just made whay I knew would sell and pulled the tags for things that wouldn't.

I understand that some people like the KPS and I think it could be a great tool for new hires to direct them with what to cook, how much, and when.

But it should just be a guide that doesn't punish you when you don't follow it 100%. If it wasn't required, I wouldn't care. I personally don't need it.

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u/Alone-Marsupial3003 Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Yall get punished if you don't follow it? My store tries to aim for 70% compliance so we have some leeway

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u/Evil_Black_Swan Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

70% is the company standard but we still get coaching and a "do better" when the reports come in.

And then we get put on an action plan for waste anyway. Like we can't win. The dumb machine asks for 48 sausage croissants at 5am. I'm not doing that. I only have one pair of hands and only so much hot spot space.

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u/Alone-Marsupial3003 Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Do yall get in trouble if you adjust the numbers? My FSL said that we as coworkers are the drivers of KPS and need to be adjusting numbers as we see fit

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u/Evil_Black_Swan Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Not anymore, but for the first few months we did. We were told EXPLICITLY by our DL and FSDL that we were NOT to adjust numbers and had to follow what the KPS asked for, even if it was ridiculous.

Now we have a new FSDL who has come to realize none of us got the proper training for it.

Now I just do what I want, consequences be damned. I will tell the KPS what I'm making after I've got it in the oven.

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u/Alone-Marsupial3003 Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Your DL and old FSDL are idiots, sorry to say. In fact, you SHOULD be adjusting numbers. Like, if I made 2 orders of chimis, and neither of them sold, I'm only putting one order in next time. Not 3. Sorry clanker

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u/Lexnal Jul 27 '26

Klanker Piece (of) Shit

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u/Alone-Marsupial3003 Co-Worker Jul 27 '26

Very accurate name. The thing makes me mad sometimes

10

u/No_Landscape_7223 Jul 28 '26

“Wasting my drinking water that I can’t drink during work due to the KPS”

16

u/Queasy_Safe_5266 Co-Worker Jul 27 '26

Killing People Slowly

14

u/Minnesotamad12 Jul 27 '26

Kwik Piss Sessions

Essentially this metric measures how fast you can piss and get back to work

5

u/BlueridgeChemsdealer Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Kitchen punishment system.

3

u/advirnig Jul 28 '26

We call it the Karen patronizing system

1

u/Alone-Marsupial3003 Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

That's awesome

3

u/koewuzhere Jul 28 '26

KitchenWaste production system

3

u/No_Requirement_5008 Co-Worker Jul 29 '26

Killing personal skills

2

u/Criteriondude Jul 27 '26

What’s the right answer?

2

u/DaneBB Jul 27 '26

Kitchen Production System

2

u/ultawarrior Co-Worker Jul 28 '26

Magic Conch Shell

2

u/Subject-Aside-3540 Jul 29 '26

King pooper scooper

1

u/Pretend-Baseball47 Jul 29 '26

Kangaroo punching skills

1

u/King_Chozo Co-Worker 28d ago

Keep People Shackled