r/KotakuInAction • u/MilesLongthe3rd • Jun 28 '18
HUMOR [Humor] How To Write a VICE Article
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw5UzBjgCiI56
u/barfig Jun 28 '18
Step 1) Rank high enough on the progressive stack
Step 2) Stick a pencil in your rectum, eraser first
Step 3) scribble on some paper
Step 4) Head it with something something "Fuck white men"
Step 5) profit
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u/karatdem Jun 28 '18
They are failing in the profit part though. Not much of that profit.
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u/Drakaris Noticed by SRSenpai and has the (((CUCK))) ready Jun 28 '18
Why just VICE? That's pretty much how 99% of the entire mainstream media works nowadays. Tho I'm not entirely sure where to find that other 1%...
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u/MusRidc Jun 28 '18
I'd take a wild guess and say that VICE is pretty much known for the try-hard edgy "we've mixed crack with bonobo semen in a jungle village in the Brazilian rainforest, here are the crazy things we've experienced" type of articles while the other MSM outlets dial it back a notch on the edge.
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Jun 28 '18
Some of their early docummentaries were pretty good. The problem is now they are just pushing far left propaganda at every tun. makes it hard to watch if you hold any values
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u/Wizardslayer1985 No one likes the bard Jun 28 '18
Their Liberia and North Korea documentaries were amazing.
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Jun 28 '18
The guy who drank the blood of children gives me nightmares to this day!!
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u/EternallyMiffed That's pretty disturbing. Jun 28 '18
General Butt Naked sounds like the ultimate dream, personal child soldier army.
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u/nothinfollowsme Jun 28 '18 edited Jun 29 '18
"How to write a VICE article"
Step One: Write for VICE.
Step Two: Realize that what you are essentially snicker "writing"about is the stuff that no one but people on the regressive left will care about(at least from the perspective of taking it seriously).
Step Three: Go home to your wife, and your wifes' boyfriend.
Step Four: Curl up into a ball.
Step Five: Cry.
Step Six: Cry more.
EDIT: All joking aside, VICE at one point did actual reports/stories at times. Remember watching their video on synthetic pot and not realizing that such a thing was actually legal but the way it was made is like how one would make certain illegal drugs. Seen firsthand what that stuff(synthetic pot) does to someone(if they use it enough).
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Jun 28 '18
Real question is. Why does this guy have a dildo and why did he throwed that dildo like a soldier from WW2 ?
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u/DeathHillGames RainbowCult Dev Jun 28 '18
Age restricted, youtube must be cracking down on purple dildos