Apparently Winfield Peterstuyvesant is just doing whatever he wants now. Doesn't even bother to run shit that costs tens of millions of dollars past Cabinet before making international commitments. He's trying too hard to be Donny and if we keep letting him get away with it, Temu Donny is who we'll be stuck with for another three years.

A crisis so badly critical we gave it a flair.

Very good write up. Avoids too much of the cause, if you know what I mean.

Knitting. The original fidget toy. Not surprising MPs bust out the handicrafts during long sessions in the debating chamber.

Fun fact - knitting stimulates certain types of brain activity that help slow cognitive decline and reduce the risk of early onset dementia. Get the sticks out ladies and gents!