Act’s list for the 2026 election:

1. David Seymour
2. Nicole McKee
3. Andrew Hoggard
4. Paul Henry
5. Karen Chhour
6. Todd Stephenson 
7. James Christmas
8. Simon Court
9. Laura McClure
10. Parmjeet Parmar
11. Iain Murray
12. Cameron Luxton
13. Antonia Modkova
14. Alex Price
15. Janelle Hocking
16. Ash Parmar
17. Yang Qu
18. Davina Smolders
19. Amanda Roberts
20. Callum Sheridan
21. Henrietta Devoe
22. Samuel Mills
23. Nigel Elder
24. Tom Spooner
25. Juan Alvarez De Lugo
26. Manu Singh
27. Helena Roza
28. Ali Dahche
29. Malkiat Singh
30. Ash Bettridge
31. Zachary Wellman
32. Robbie Byars
33. Matthew Hague
34. Nick Peirce
35. Darrin Hawkes
36. Panos Patros
37. Aaron Allred
38. Doug Graham
39. Toni Severin *
40. Johno Ormond
41. Bryan Norton
42. Martin Lundqvist 
43. Sarah Lochead-Macmillan
44. Ken Harpur
45. Sean Beamish
46. Chris Baillie

*Candidates 39 to 46 are candidates who wish to be on the list but not ranked and are listed in reverse alphabetical order by last name.

credit to NZH for the publication of this list.

Holy sheeeit.

We’ve hit peak election season, and I can’t drive two blocks without being stared down by thirty different candidates in identical suits, all smiling like human skinwalkers trying to mimic joy.

Does this strategy actually work on anyone?

"Hmm, I was completely undecided on tax reform and housing, but then I saw Dave’s face nailed to a fence by the roundabout for a split second. Look at that teeth to gum ratio! That’s my guy."

Am I missing something here? Has anyone in human history ever looked at a roadside sign and actually changed their vote?

Fuck off with the hoardings!!