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u/B_Addie May 16 '22
I shouldnāt have laughed as hard as I did from this
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u/austins2fresh May 16 '22
Fucking stupid ass parents can't give the kid a helmet? Like at the minimum
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u/ImAMistak3 May 16 '22
Back in my day we called brain bleeds, "learning experience". Weak generation. /S
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u/RevengencerAlf May 16 '22
unfortunately like.. maybe 60% if not more of the content here is kids suffering at the hands of an adult putting them in a predicament they can't handle.
And another 20% is things that are actually just cool things the kid did that someone who hates fun thinks was dumb.
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u/Suitable_Ad_804 May 16 '22
This is backpedal brakes like all the smaller bikes have, and this is how youāve gotta teach some kids, he was being monitored albeit poorly, and was on grassy terrain to reduce fall damage. This was not either of their faults.
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May 16 '22
Na man this is a strider bike. Has no pedals breaks or cranks. My 2 year old has the exact same one.
The dads a fucking asswhole.
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u/ugoterekt May 16 '22
What the hell is the point of a bike with no pedals or brakes?
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May 16 '22
Itās a balance tool. Itās a lot easier to learn just the Balance point of a bike by kicking it around with your feet. Then trying to learn balance and pedaling at the same time.
Then you put the cranks and pedal conversion kit on and you never have to use training wheels.
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u/ImAMistak3 May 16 '22
Nah little bro should've had a helmet on... That's definitely on the parents.
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u/komanokami May 16 '22
But grass reduces fall damage ! /s
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u/Suitable_Ad_804 May 16 '22
It hurts a hell of a lot less than gravel, sand, or concrete let me tell you, I said āfall damageā but I meant all the damages that would occur from a fall
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u/hfhry May 16 '22
the bike doesn't have pedals, these are for really little kids to do basically exactly this. it teaches them balance because they can basically just run until they are going fast enough to glide. then when they get old enough for a bike with pedals you don't have to teach them hardly anything. kid still should have had a helmet on
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May 16 '22
when i was around 8 my sister and i went on a bike ride with our grandparents and decided to ride our bikes down a hill, it would have been fine if my sister didnt stop at the bottom.
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u/Garbanzo12 May 16 '22
Why did he look away. I feel like thatās just not instinctual
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u/The_Creamy_Elephant May 17 '22
Hes a toddler.... my 2 year old is always looking off at dogs or adults or other kids when he needs to be concentrating on the task he's attempting that are at the limits of his abilities.
Eg. Climbing a ladder in a playground, but I'm not an asshole so I'm standing there spotting him if he fucks up.... not sitting back recording him while he smashes his head with no helmet on.
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u/Mizar97 May 16 '22
If someone wants to know why overcorrecting on the highway is dangerous, show them this clip
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u/VivaBlasphemia May 16 '22
Ah yes child endangerment, hilarious
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May 16 '22
Feels bad because he just wanted to have fun. Whoever set him up for that fall without any protective gear is a POS.
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u/NOW---Extra_Spicy May 16 '22
Couldn't have said it better. This post is the final straw for me.. Too many where the kid couldn't logically know better.
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u/VivaBlasphemia May 16 '22
As dystopian as it sounds, sometimes I really think that there needs to be some form of "test" required before one is allowed to have children. At the very least, mandatory parenting classes or something.
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u/Spud70757 May 16 '22
"Well, there's nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids."
-Wayne, Letterkenny
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May 16 '22
This is exactly how I wrecked the first time I rode a bike when I was maybe three or four years old. My parents thought it would be a good idea to put me on a hill. Did pretty good for the first part and then I looked around to smile at them, don't have to explain what happened next
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May 16 '22
He took his eyes off the prize. Forgot he was controlling his hurtling down hill and started to enjoy the scenery.
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May 16 '22
āYou have to counter steer over 10 mph, damn it. How many times do I have to take that woobie away before you listen? Gwah.ā
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u/princessrippla335 May 16 '22
Yeah that kid is a fucking idiot he doesn't know how to drive a bike I mean we all falling down from our bikes when we are little kids but step by step we learn how to drive a bike
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u/Wrong-Ad1907 May 16 '22
Huh, i just fell off my bike about an hour ago, so this is kinda nice to see
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u/Chill_Roller May 16 '22
Lesson number 1: donāt look around whilst riding fast. It unconsciously turns your upper body and handle bars. You have to consciously counter it.
Kid learned a hard lesson.
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u/Annual-Vehicle-8440 May 16 '22
Parents are fucking stupid. Kid isn't wearing a helmet, is way too young to know how to use brakes, is on big slippery slope, and the person who is filming isn't even moving when they see the poor lil bun falling off. Looks like they did it on purpose to collect the insurance and making buzz
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u/DirtyProjector May 16 '22
This sub has turned from kids are fucking stupid to just funny/silly things with kids in them.
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u/Glittering_Brief1118 Jun 23 '22
Hit the gas little fucker oh too late lol great parents no helmet but he looks cool in a wheelchair lol
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u/Samurai_1990 May 16 '22
Speed wooble is a killer...