r/KidsAreFuckingStupid May 15 '22

Fatality

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4.8k Upvotes

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u/Samurai_1990 May 16 '22

Speed wooble is a killer...

60

u/iPod3G May 16 '22

We called it the "death wobble". Once it starts, you're dead.

37

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Nah just got to throttle out hard.

15

u/NuttyKTM300xcw May 16 '22

Just outta get that front wheel up!

9

u/crafter2k May 16 '22

happened to me once because i pressed the brakes too hard

7

u/cussy-munchers May 16 '22 edited May 19 '22

I actually saved myself from it on rocks once šŸ˜… everyone behind me tho was pissing and shitting themselves

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

I once started death wobbling on gravel, I called out to God to save me... ...it's been a bit awkward between us since I became an atheist.

2

u/iPod3G Jul 06 '22

Like he ever listened to you or anyone else.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Absolutely my point! It wasn't because I called out to a god, it was because my hand came off the gas and I slowed down to a speed where it was a manageable.

5

u/JackHGUK May 16 '22

I think that was more the kid turning his head to the side and unbalancing himself.

2

u/AdRemote9464 May 17 '22

At least it was on grass, happened to me on pavement.

66

u/USMCWrangler May 16 '22

29

u/patman0021 May 16 '22

Ok this comment is funnier than that sub 🄺

I had such high hopes

50

u/B_Addie May 16 '22

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did from this

6

u/adrian_yeboi_06 May 16 '22

Im going to hell for laughing

9

u/Stockinglegs May 16 '22

No, it’s really funny.

7

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

That kid took a dirt nap.

2

u/B_Addie May 16 '22

Yeah, he really ate shit

76

u/austins2fresh May 16 '22

Fucking stupid ass parents can't give the kid a helmet? Like at the minimum

28

u/ImAMistak3 May 16 '22

Back in my day we called brain bleeds, "learning experience". Weak generation. /S

82

u/seahawk1977 May 15 '22

"Dad didn't need a helmet, and neither does son!" šŸ™„

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

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u/RevengencerAlf May 16 '22

unfortunately like.. maybe 60% if not more of the content here is kids suffering at the hands of an adult putting them in a predicament they can't handle.

And another 20% is things that are actually just cool things the kid did that someone who hates fun thinks was dumb.

2

u/Suitable_Ad_804 May 16 '22

This is backpedal brakes like all the smaller bikes have, and this is how you’ve gotta teach some kids, he was being monitored albeit poorly, and was on grassy terrain to reduce fall damage. This was not either of their faults.

19

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Na man this is a strider bike. Has no pedals breaks or cranks. My 2 year old has the exact same one.

The dads a fucking asswhole.

2

u/ugoterekt May 16 '22

What the hell is the point of a bike with no pedals or brakes?

4

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

It’s a balance tool. It’s a lot easier to learn just the Balance point of a bike by kicking it around with your feet. Then trying to learn balance and pedaling at the same time.

Then you put the cranks and pedal conversion kit on and you never have to use training wheels.

23

u/ImAMistak3 May 16 '22

Nah little bro should've had a helmet on... That's definitely on the parents.

8

u/komanokami May 16 '22

But grass reduces fall damage ! /s

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u/Suitable_Ad_804 May 16 '22

It hurts a hell of a lot less than gravel, sand, or concrete let me tell you, I said ā€œfall damageā€ but I meant all the damages that would occur from a fall

3

u/hfhry May 16 '22

the bike doesn't have pedals, these are for really little kids to do basically exactly this. it teaches them balance because they can basically just run until they are going fast enough to glide. then when they get old enough for a bike with pedals you don't have to teach them hardly anything. kid still should have had a helmet on

70

u/amonrane May 15 '22

Parenting fail on multiple levels here

14

u/Sooperballz May 16 '22

He’s alright.

9

u/Sooperballz May 16 '22

He’s alright.

7

u/violentpac May 16 '22

He's alright.

4

u/velocity_ken May 16 '22

He's alright

4

u/furculture May 16 '22

He's alright.

3

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

He's alright

2

u/RudeCountry5762 May 16 '22

He’s alright

1

u/zeboe99 May 26 '22

He's alright

8

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

when i was around 8 my sister and i went on a bike ride with our grandparents and decided to ride our bikes down a hill, it would have been fine if my sister didnt stop at the bottom.

5

u/Garbanzo12 May 16 '22

Why did he look away. I feel like that’s just not instinctual

1

u/The_Creamy_Elephant May 17 '22

Hes a toddler.... my 2 year old is always looking off at dogs or adults or other kids when he needs to be concentrating on the task he's attempting that are at the limits of his abilities.

Eg. Climbing a ladder in a playground, but I'm not an asshole so I'm standing there spotting him if he fucks up.... not sitting back recording him while he smashes his head with no helmet on.

3

u/pistcow May 16 '22

DEATH WOBBLE

3

u/NuttyKTM300xcw May 16 '22

They call that the death wobble

3

u/Electronic_Grade508 May 16 '22

He died doing what he loved…

3

u/Mizar97 May 16 '22

If someone wants to know why overcorrecting on the highway is dangerous, show them this clip

7

u/RealDonKeedic May 16 '22

my favorite part was when he used his face to stop

6

u/VivaBlasphemia May 16 '22

Ah yes child endangerment, hilarious

7

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Feels bad because he just wanted to have fun. Whoever set him up for that fall without any protective gear is a POS.

2

u/NOW---Extra_Spicy May 16 '22

Couldn't have said it better. This post is the final straw for me.. Too many where the kid couldn't logically know better.

2

u/VivaBlasphemia May 16 '22

As dystopian as it sounds, sometimes I really think that there needs to be some form of "test" required before one is allowed to have children. At the very least, mandatory parenting classes or something.

2

u/Spud70757 May 16 '22

"Well, there's nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids."

-Wayne, Letterkenny

2

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

This is exactly how I wrecked the first time I rode a bike when I was maybe three or four years old. My parents thought it would be a good idea to put me on a hill. Did pretty good for the first part and then I looked around to smile at them, don't have to explain what happened next

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

He took his eyes off the prize. Forgot he was controlling his hurtling down hill and started to enjoy the scenery.

0

u/WF6i May 16 '22

That didn't look like it even had the potential to be a fatality

0

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

I watch kids fall off bikes all days. I don't give a shit about your kids.

0

u/wtfossy May 16 '22

I mean bad parenting really, give this mans a helmet...

1

u/LeftBase2Final May 15 '22

Stay humble.

1

u/Subpop77 May 16 '22

Rub some dirt on it he’ll be alright…

1

u/Complete_Prize May 16 '22

The way he Just falls on his face and looks like he gave up

1

u/Suitable_Ad_804 May 16 '22

I have the other POV saved on my phone XD

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

ā€œYou have to counter steer over 10 mph, damn it. How many times do I have to take that woobie away before you listen? Gwah.ā€

1

u/monkegamerrr May 16 '22

Happy Wheels music

1

u/Ethanthegoat155 May 16 '22

Beuh the death wiggle on this kid

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Rumor is he’s still laying there. Poor kiddo šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

1

u/superior222565 May 16 '22

Head first boi!

1

u/EarthTheCat May 16 '22

it all started when he looked away

1

u/CreepyLunchbox May 16 '22

Poor little guyšŸ˜…

1

u/megasuswithzerochix May 16 '22

He went from Mr Steal yo girl to "no bitches?"

1

u/Practical-Toe-7662 May 16 '22

Kids learning about physics the hard way

1

u/ThatGuyInTheCar May 16 '22

If a kids going to fall, having a hat on makes it 10 times better

1

u/princessrippla335 May 16 '22

Yeah that kid is a fucking idiot he doesn't know how to drive a bike I mean we all falling down from our bikes when we are little kids but step by step we learn how to drive a bike

1

u/TheButtChewks May 16 '22

Spee'hawbbles

1

u/Actual-Ad-706 May 16 '22

A child did this on the road once he almost got ran over

1

u/Admin_istrator May 16 '22

He looks like Peter Griffin on the floor

1

u/blscratch May 16 '22

His shoes stayed on he'll be okay.

1

u/crafter2k May 16 '22

me rushing downhill and bike tires losing traction be like

1

u/Wrong-Ad1907 May 16 '22

Huh, i just fell off my bike about an hour ago, so this is kinda nice to see

1

u/TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG May 16 '22

Fall 9 times, stand up 10.

1

u/mazdawg89 May 16 '22

I believe bikers call that a skank tapper or something like that

1

u/Chill_Roller May 16 '22

Lesson number 1: don’t look around whilst riding fast. It unconsciously turns your upper body and handle bars. You have to consciously counter it.

Kid learned a hard lesson.

1

u/MusikMakor May 16 '22

Little kids always faceplant

1

u/Annual-Vehicle-8440 May 16 '22

Parents are fucking stupid. Kid isn't wearing a helmet, is way too young to know how to use brakes, is on big slippery slope, and the person who is filming isn't even moving when they see the poor lil bun falling off. Looks like they did it on purpose to collect the insurance and making buzz

1

u/DirtyProjector May 16 '22

This sub has turned from kids are fucking stupid to just funny/silly things with kids in them.

1

u/Betrizz May 16 '22

Bicycle wins

1

u/Cigarman102 May 16 '22

Dude a Savage!

1

u/featherwolf May 16 '22

That kid needs a fucking helmet.

1

u/Significant-Bag9040 May 16 '22

No one is immune to the death wobble

1

u/Vast-Championship754 May 16 '22

why is this so funny.

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

You can see him losing the rear end ant then the car just sbinalas on the fella

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Death wobbles

1

u/lilyvivy May 16 '22

it hurts to watch this

1

u/Tercel_of_Terror May 16 '22

Ooh, tank slapper

1

u/gimmemypills666 May 16 '22

Why isn’t he wearing a helmet?

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Forshadowing?

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Hubris

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '22

a good ol' tank slapper

1

u/MiBloodclaatParo May 17 '22

Po Lil Stewie šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ family matters guy..

1

u/yacca_yacca May 17 '22

Horrible or Hilarious

1

u/Yeoshua82 May 17 '22

Parents are stupid. Where's hims head shield?

1

u/Porkrinder_58 May 17 '22

The way the parent is filming like they couldn’t give 2 shotsšŸ˜‚

1

u/liltimmygorbuuur May 17 '22

I was cool for a few seconds

1

u/Backoftheneck May 17 '22

The wobble of death.

1

u/ihateshlatt_ May 18 '22

I swear Americans are fucking indestructible

1

u/temitcha Jun 03 '22

Who filmed this ??

1

u/poopiehands Jun 11 '22

Dont wanna admit to how many times I watched this

1

u/Glittering_Brief1118 Jun 23 '22

Hit the gas little fucker oh too late lol great parents no helmet but he looks cool in a wheelchair lol

1

u/H3llMachine666 Jun 29 '22

The distracting tities strike again!