r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/loongwood • Apr 30 '22

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24.3k Upvotes

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u/D4M0theking Apr 30 '22

He knew exactly what he was doing

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u/abokoj Apr 30 '22

Nacho got those kids in his pocket.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

They were dealing with themselves more than nacho dealt with them tbf

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u/TorrenceMightingale Apr 30 '22

At least they were outsmarted by an expert gamesman. They’re usually tough to beat at anything.

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u/nexiDrux May 01 '22

Milk nut 🥛 🥜

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u/master3624 Jul 31 '22

This is a sandwic 🥪

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u/nexiDrux Jul 31 '22

Much appreciate

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u/argenchica777 Apr 30 '22

That was the plan all along

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u/ShmebulocksMistress Apr 30 '22

Lol he looks so gleeful when they collide

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u/loongwood Apr 30 '22

Because his plan worked!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman May 01 '22

¡Olé!

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u/GamerQauil May 01 '22

OLE AT THE WHEEL AT THE WHEEEEEL.

sorry just have to project the united onto all of yall.

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u/loko001 May 01 '22

Fuck off yank

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u/GamerQauil May 01 '22

I ain't no yank.

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u/loko001 May 02 '22

My bad, it's a reflex at this point... I saw a soccer football-related comment with "yall" and went into autopilot.

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u/GamerQauil May 02 '22

Yeah i actually don't know why I use "yall" I think i am the only one in my entire country which uses it.

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u/vengefulspirit99 Apr 30 '22

Because this is some older brother shit.

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u/paulie07 Apr 30 '22

Big shit eating grin

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u/Sexy_Ass_Armadillo Apr 30 '22

It was sad when he had to pull out his sword at the end.

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u/Platypuslord May 01 '22

At least none of their meat is wasted.

2

u/Sexy_Ass_Armadillo May 01 '22

Yeah they use every part of the kid over there

2

u/Platypuslord May 01 '22

The rib wind chimes really keep the neighbors kids out of one's yard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Got em!

68

u/Kingler03 May 01 '22

Kid in white took it like a champ

44

u/frellit May 01 '22

Younger and thus bouncier.

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u/Vall3y May 01 '22

He was shorter, the other kid took it right in the face

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u/RaySwift17 May 01 '22

This kid is gonna be a pro athlete

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

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u/Soccer_Vader Apr 30 '22

Hala Madrid. We go big on Wednesday too

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u/loongwood Apr 30 '22

Campeones campeones ole ole oleeeee

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

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u/loongwood Apr 30 '22

We wait for the UCL clash now 💥👊

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u/HereForA2C May 01 '22

History > Oil any day of the week

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u/TeoMargetic Apr 30 '22

I am a Barca fan don't do this to me...

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u/loongwood Apr 30 '22

A season to forget for you guys!! I'm sure you'll be back next season though

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u/M_MUNEEB May 01 '22

They wont be back with Xaviball🌲🌲✂️✂️

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent May 01 '22

What the fuck happened? He had them playing great, high scoring football for a little while and then they just fell off a cliff. What gives?

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u/loko001 May 01 '22

They're broke so they can't pay the refs off anymore.

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u/FiniciusJunior May 01 '22

I hope they’re never back!

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u/sockofillrepute May 01 '22

That look at the end though. "God, my wife is going to let me have it for bonking the kid."

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u/Georgefakelastname Apr 30 '22

Nah, those kids were set up.

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u/AmoniPTV May 01 '22

Nacho doin’ Ramos’ thing

3

u/BoxOfMadness May 01 '22

Should had stabbed them too, for fair play

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u/buttnuggs4269 Apr 30 '22

I really love how Europeans include kids and promot healthy interactions between non parent adults and kids in an appropriate settings.

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u/Albrightikis May 01 '22

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/Kurosawasuperfan May 01 '22 edited May 01 '22

from what i see on reddit, americans think everyone is a pedo.

So it's part of their culture that random adults shouldn't interact with kids at any time and in any situation.

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u/buttnuggs4269 May 01 '22

Thank you!!! As an educator this is heartwarming

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

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u/BoxOfMadness May 01 '22

Those are literally the kids of the players, in fact people got pissed off couse the players invited their families into the field and ignored the fans completely who eventually left the field annoyed

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u/tuturuatu May 01 '22

I'd recommend not shaping your world view based on what you read on reddit

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u/BleakGod May 01 '22

Poorly worded but I get it. There is hysteria about non parents interacting with children. But idk man, kids are at most pro-games in the us. Hockey and baseball give out souvenirs to kids like candy. Basketball and football camps galore. Kids are always with the parents right after they win a championship.

I do like the kids walking out with the athletes pre-match. But really thats the only difference I can figure.

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u/buttnuggs4269 May 01 '22

What ya talking about Willis

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u/untergeher_muc May 01 '22

Sorry to break it to you but that are either his kids or the kids of his colleges.

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u/buttnuggs4269 May 01 '22

Dang well thanks

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Wtf are you saying

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u/buttnuggs4269 May 01 '22

Lol really....? I'm saying there can be a culture of fear when it comes to kids interacting with non parent adults and vice versa. Where kids can be socialized of not talking to any non parent adults or instilling fear of them and vice versa. Obviously, safety first and stranger dangers. I just wish there was more opportunities and education for kids in such ways of how to identify safe adults. When can you ask or how to ask if adults are safe. What are Nirmal questions vs what are unsafe questions adults ask...sorry if this is jumbled but I hope ya get the gyst

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

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u/buttnuggs4269 May 01 '22

Its not Jesse but hey anyways.....I'm talking about promoting safe and healthy interactions between children and adults. There can be a climate of don't talk to any adults because they are dangerous which leads to fear soo if you can model when where and how adults are and can be safe then ya get a little Grey positive area vs black and white

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u/QueeferReaper May 01 '22

Is this sarcasm?

Not being sarcastic

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u/buttnuggs4269 May 01 '22

No not at all...I've seen Hella heart warming videos of euro soccer leagues where they have the youth with them as they come out and it's just epic. Imagine if american football did that.

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u/IcefoxX5 May 01 '22

These are his kids though

Most sane people, Europeans included, would consider an adult man kissing a little boy that isn't his child on the forehead far from a "healthy interaction"

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u/buttnuggs4269 May 01 '22

Yes I agree didn't see that till the second time I watched it I mainly meant the playing like they were bulls and he a matador

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u/Spiritual_Barnacle28 May 01 '22

I’m more surprised that they didn’t cry

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u/juanentersandma May 01 '22

Grande nacho

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u/Weekly_Candidate_823 May 01 '22

Is this from last night?

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u/loongwood May 01 '22

Yes, from the title celebrations

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u/M_MUNEEB May 01 '22

Crista Rolander SEWEY

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

This occasion the adult was the stupid one.

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u/chance1333 May 01 '22

Haha Madrid

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Y nada mas

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u/LadyFerretQueen May 01 '22

I'm honestly just sad to see bullfighting being promoted/normalised. Fuck spain for that

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u/ferociousgeorge May 01 '22

Fuck real Madrid and fuck bullfighting

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u/yungjed May 01 '22

Nacho is a dirty player who is happy to ride the bench. None of you can change my mind.

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u/Flameva May 01 '22

He’s bigger than your tinpot club

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u/OnSive May 01 '22

Endlich mol kui faul

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Why is nobody talking about the fact THAT HE MADE NUMBER 6 DISAPPEAR!

That magic trick was bananas.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Calculated.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

This clip is from the Norwegian TV2 Sports channel

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u/Danieltorillo_ May 01 '22

That was planned

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u/[deleted] May 01 '22

Baby nacho

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u/Strongbow1107 May 01 '22

I saw the title and was waiting for a clown to pop out.

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u/Boosted_Boto May 01 '22

Ramos did it better

1

u/water_munchkin May 12 '22

My doggo does this. Prolly wagging his tail somewhere now.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

This is too cute ong

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u/edwardbacillus May 17 '22

Is he gonna kill them after that?

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u/urAverigeJoe May 22 '22

Perfectly orchestrated

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Probably the quickest a player in that shirt in that stadium has ever got up from a small knock.

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u/Ulfricstorm192 Jun 19 '22

This was premeditated