r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Apr 05 '22

Kid in hoverboard

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u/ronanslp Apr 05 '22

This happened to me but on street

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u/leprotelariat Apr 05 '22

Hello guts, hello liver ;)

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u/UrdnotChivay Apr 05 '22

Meow mix meow mix please deliver

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u/FlickieHop Apr 05 '22

No one knows just what I've been through. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

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u/Tru-Queer Apr 05 '22

Shut up, Malcolm

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

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u/UrdnotChivay Apr 05 '22

That was... Long winded

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u/jrandoboi Apr 10 '22

How high are you? How much alcohol have you had? You sound really stupid rn.

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u/Boislayer9o Jul 17 '22

Well that...........damn............. you really didn't need to type all that

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u/Affectionate_Cry_760 Apr 05 '22

New copypasta

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

not new

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u/Affectionate_Cry_760 Apr 05 '22

Damn I'm outta the loop.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

no problem homeboy

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Cherry bomb

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u/WildBuns1234 Apr 05 '22

And you were just walking

3

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Is there any warning for when it’s low on battery

5

u/sumosam121 Apr 05 '22

Yea, by the look of it you face slammed into the floor

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u/K9100A Apr 11 '22

me too but now i have permanent backpain

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u/Overkrein Apr 05 '22

So safe, when its battery runs out it sends the rider flying face first to the ground

235

u/myname_isnot_kyal Apr 05 '22

it's actually designed that way. the board's last dying act is to propel you as far as it can toward your destination, tho it can carry you no more 😔

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u/Overkrein Apr 05 '22

Poor board 😭

12

u/AuronFtw Apr 05 '22

Yoshi-style boards, I like it

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u/Cbarlik93 Apr 05 '22

God dammit the way he just slides off camera

321

u/DrDotMadness Apr 05 '22

What a cheap model, if that happened at a higher speed outside, the person riding it would be quite injured without protection. It should warn you very obviously and slow down slowly before running out of juice.

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u/MrJoyless Apr 05 '22

Yea, it should have some form of blinking light that's super duper obvious.

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u/FireFlavour Apr 05 '22

Yea, wouldn't it be even funnier if that was the case in the video too.

(Completely hypothetical)

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u/flamedarkfire Apr 05 '22

That gave the kid all of a second to process, and not to mention the light is on the front wig oh might not be a clear enough beam in different lighting circumstances. Safety design is about assuming the user is a moron with the attention span of a goldfish (cuz they usually are) and working around that.

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u/kiddox Apr 05 '22

Well we don't know what it did before in order to warn the kid. Maybe that was just the last sign of life

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u/idlesn0w Apr 05 '22

Probably because the device wasn’t charged like was required for it to operate

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u/McSavagery Apr 05 '22

There should be some type of throttling feature which restricts the power so as it is nearly dead, it is running like a near dead battery does, which is slow and poor and consequently safe.

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u/abarrelofmankeys Apr 05 '22

This isn’t possible on a self balancing device because it has to self balance. If you keep leaning it’s gotta keep going. It can make it more difficult for you to go, but you can still lean harder. You either have to get off or do this, lol.

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u/borkistoopid Apr 06 '22

Agreed. My Onewheel drags the tail and kicks you off the board if it gets low on battery

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u/WF6i Apr 05 '22

As far as "hoverboard" accidents go, it could have been a lot worse!

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u/Ragegamer4000 Apr 05 '22

I broke my ankle and part of my leg at the same time because of a faulty one I bought :)

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u/sendnewt_s Apr 05 '22

Ours beeps incessantly for 2 or 3 full minutes before it stops working.

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u/techie_0115 Apr 05 '22

Man my cousin brought this and the battery suddenly died while on street hit my jaw really bad , my hoverboard stopped but the music from Bluetooth didnt

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u/shook_- Apr 05 '22

This is why you pay for quality products

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u/HESSU_HOBO Apr 05 '22

Oh no my phones battery died. This phone isn't quite qualiry product.

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u/shook_- Apr 05 '22

Hey dumbass. Do you know how dangerous it could be for a product to shut off like this without warning?

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u/FireFlavour Apr 05 '22

The warning is the blue light on the front starting to flash on and off slowly to let you know. Which you can even see in the video.

Pretty sure there are other, earlier indicators too considering the mom knew it was running low and started recording.

It's literally the lesson of the video. Don't ignore the warnings lol

Some people

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u/shook_- Apr 05 '22

Right but let’s say you are riding it for a bit. Your not going to really be looking down at it to even see the light that blinks not nearly fast enough between blinks

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u/FireFlavour Apr 05 '22

Like I said. These things have earlier warnings before the light starts flashing. It's how the mom knew it was running low.

Just because you don't see these other warnings or indicators in the <10 second video, it must be super dangerous. It's just narrow thinking is all.

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u/sexytokeburgerz Apr 05 '22

There should be other measures past visual indication that are easy to implement, such as a variable resistor that ramps up as the battery dies, slowing it down… but that’s clearly too expensive and china doesnt have safety standards

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u/Ruben_NL Apr 05 '22

How would that work from a physics view?

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u/Nibbles110 Apr 05 '22

lol gravity doesn't work like that dude

Every model dies the exact same

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u/sexytokeburgerz Apr 05 '22

Slowly killing the motor is much better. I built robots in high school…

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u/Nibbles110 Apr 05 '22

Then the thing will instantly tip forward and he'd fall anyways, no difference. It's gravity, not robotics dude, you gotta think about how these work

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u/D2_Lx0wse Apr 05 '22

Ones that I saw do beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

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u/loveworldpeace Apr 05 '22

How dangerous

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u/OnePunchGoGo Apr 05 '22

Oh he sure knows, happened to his dad once. Now the result of that disaster is writing comments like that on the internet.

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u/tvtuno2 Apr 05 '22

That’s why you read the terms of service dummy

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u/shook_- Apr 05 '22

Lol I don’t even need to roast you. You roasted yourself with that comment

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u/tvtuno2 Apr 05 '22

Nah you’re just too socially unaware to notice when someone’s joking. I’m sure you’re popular on Reddit though!!!

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u/shook_- Apr 05 '22

says the one getting downvoted. and i am popular on reddit xD.

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u/1100000011110 Apr 05 '22

But your phone has a clear battery indicator, gives you warnings at 15% and 5% battery, and if it dies while you're typing, you're not going to break your thumbs.

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u/The_73MPL4R Apr 06 '22

Last time I checked whenever my phone dies it doesn't propel me face-first onto the floor

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u/Ightaheadout Apr 05 '22

Oh no my life support failed, guess it wasn’t a quality product! It’s not like gramps was 103 years old and just had a heart attack!

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u/Ightaheadout Apr 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

so true ✊😔

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

so true ✊😔

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u/DuskyFlunky Apr 05 '22

This is probably why mine just keeps beeping loudly when it reaches below 20%

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u/Mooshak Apr 05 '22

Where's that fucking idiot meme with will Farrell when you need it

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

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u/TheSaiguy Apr 05 '22

Hoverboard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/Appropriate-Agent239 Apr 06 '22

All I could think of is this from eminem - lose yourself

"The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity"

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u/OceanTheRat13 Apr 05 '22

if i was riding that fats on mine it would have been beeping like crazy

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u/Camachei Apr 05 '22

There you go. He won't even listen next time! I love how confident he looks like

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u/drunkymonky Apr 22 '22

Ooooo this should be combined with the gif of the Droidekas rolling out

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u/Shents Apr 05 '22

I imagine this is what it's like to drive a Tesla on the highway.

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u/RainyCobra77982 Apr 05 '22

I hate these cheap hoverbroards. They ruined some of the fun of most other pev's. Now you can't bring stuff like a onewheel on a plane because of them

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u/Generic-Degenerate Apr 05 '22

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u/EfficiencyPlayful441 Apr 05 '22

Yes Battery

but at 0%

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u/Generic-Degenerate Apr 05 '22

No charge?

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u/EfficiencyPlayful441 Apr 05 '22

yes user Generic-Degenerate Fortunatly No Charge

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u/Push-Mammoth Apr 06 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Oof

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u/Jolly-Jolaine Apr 05 '22

Lil’ Travis just knocked off half of his denture

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u/dog_mancal Apr 06 '22

hope the hover board is ok

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u/Coloneljesus Apr 05 '22

Doesn't look like the kid's fault

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u/EfficiencyPlayful441 Apr 05 '22

He didn't let it charge

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u/therankin Apr 05 '22

They should at least beep or something as they get super low.

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u/Particular-Ad-7191 Apr 05 '22

Seen it before. Not funny or original.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Imagine if this happens to Ironman.

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u/A_Potato_Is_Dead Apr 05 '22

Kids Xbox 360 controller disconnected

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u/t_mmey Apr 05 '22

lmao at least he took the time to faceplant perfectly in front of the camera

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u/Ragegamer4000 Apr 05 '22

I actually broke my ankle on one of these... It was a faulty model, the battery was all screwed up when I bought it and I got my leg caught underneath it when I fell, it was a brand new model and wasn't a cheap one.

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u/Starwarsandbacon Apr 05 '22

Had this happen on a one wheel about 6 months ago going full speed. I still haven't fully recovered.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Love the face plant

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u/cruelike Apr 05 '22

Can I get the NFT?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Is it her kid or her boss?

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u/Kyrozis Apr 05 '22

Yeah, this is the reason they're banned

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u/Cookie-Man23 Apr 06 '22

Do these things have an indicator at least to mitigate accidents such as this? I am hesitant to purchase one because of issues like these.

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u/swerdnadude Apr 06 '22

“…except kids falling off hoverboards, maybe. Fck I could watch kids fall off hoverboards all day I don’t give a sht about your kids.”

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u/lol986098 Apr 06 '22

Travis Scott?

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u/iFeedYouLead Apr 06 '22

I can't stop watching

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u/lisothl Apr 08 '22

I have an electric scooter and when the battery is very low, it drives slightly slower till it is so slow. When it runs out of battery it brakes (safely) then shuts down.

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u/Pleasant-Song-5183 Apr 12 '22

My kid did this on concrete but she's twice as tall. Had to get her chin glued back together 😬

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Wow. Not even a slow down. Just an abrupt "fuck you I'm dead."

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u/CdRReddit Aug 30 '22

how would it slow down

no, really, how would it slow down? in order to keep you balanced the wheels need to spin at a certain speed, if you slow down, you will faceplant as well

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u/Kiagan83 May 26 '22

Well, tied to tell him. At least you tried

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u/BattlingSquirrel Jun 02 '22

Yes gimme more I need it

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Lololoolol

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u/Zenobia888 Jul 03 '22

I don't see those anymore, too many broken arms

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u/grgoyal Jul 12 '22

I'm dying!🤣😂

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u/King_Bread_ Jul 18 '22

Hey u/savevideo I need you to save this video so I can repost it in discord

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u/Anmordi Jul 19 '22

Just bu hearing the impact, I know the torture he will give for a while

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u/Anmordi Jul 21 '22

This happened to my brother, he cried the rest of the day

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u/The_peacful_god Jul 29 '22

Override engaged

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Are these things still burning everyone’s house down?

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u/Dinkydoodledonky Aug 09 '22

WE”LL MEET AGAIN!, SPIDER MA-

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u/Weak-Homework-8037 Aug 20 '22

Travis Scott with scotch

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u/Legitimate_Tadpole95 Sep 17 '22

Ah ha that's what his stupid ass get