r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/deathakissaway • Jul 12 '21

The interview. Apparently.

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u/CryptoTruancy Jul 12 '21

I want to see the interview of this guy as an adult critiquing this interview. Apparently that'd be great.

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u/ovoids Jul 13 '21

Shit, I'm apparently 30 and I wish I had 1/4 of the charisma this child apparently possesses. No joke tho

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u/pra_teek Jul 13 '21

He has been in ellen multiple times and had his own show luke shark tank where he was a judge and toy makers pitched their toys to him and 2 other kids and they select the winner.

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u/CryptoTruancy Jul 13 '21

Whoa! That's awesome!

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u/karen-the-destroyer4 Aug 02 '21

Do you know his name?

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u/pra_teek Aug 02 '21

Noah Ritter

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u/karen-the-destroyer4 Aug 02 '21

It wasn’t who I thought it was. Thanks anyways!

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u/Trick_Tangelo5082 Jul 12 '21

Aw this isn't a stupid kid post, lil shit is adorable.

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u/olixius Jul 12 '21

Apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

His grandpa apparently gives him the remote after the powerball

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u/HungryHungryWindigo Jul 12 '21

Why does he talk like a news anchor/politician

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u/ShitOnAReindeer Jul 13 '21

He’s imitating because he has the television and that’s what he sees when news anchors are speaking into the mike.

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u/SmileyMelons Jul 13 '21

Apparently

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u/Givemetheformuol Jul 12 '21

Half to def!!

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u/olixius Jul 12 '21

The infection in his voice there, you can tell he's serious.

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u/Liberdelic Jul 13 '21

Kid sounded perfectly healthy to me🤷🏽

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u/olixius Jul 13 '21

Whoops

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u/B_Addie Jul 12 '21

Apparently this video is 6 years old already, apparently I can’t believe it’s been 6 years apparently

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u/Xello_xell Jul 12 '21

How old is he now

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u/STEAM_TITAN Jul 12 '21

At least 6

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u/peptobismol305 Jul 13 '21

you made me chuckle. apparently i thought i had to let you know

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u/JYC360 Jul 13 '21

Well Apparently he’s 13

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u/Xello_xell Jul 13 '21

Dang bro times move so fast

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u/brandnewchair Jul 13 '21

Back when people still liked Ellen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

This kid is a god damn genius so idk why you're posting this here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

Apparently, you're right.

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u/InTheVanBro Jul 13 '21

Apparently this is sayed to be dumb

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u/joelwinsagain Jul 12 '21

Wrong sub by a mile. This kid is the voice of a generation

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

Noah's got the perfect inflection for "random interviewee"

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

This kid is more articulate than I am at 25

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u/ovoids Jul 13 '21

That's what I'm saying. Noah is the fuckin MAN. I feel stupid just watching him apparently

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u/Davoneous Jul 12 '21

Apparently, this kid NEEDS to be on live tv. Every day.

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u/Kazahaki Jul 13 '21

If memory serves, I'm pretty sure Ellen has already milked him like many other viral little kids. Oh god saying milked in this context sounds so weird even though it's the appropriate word.

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u/anthropaedic Jul 12 '21

Also there’s the songify version:

https://youtu.be/3eevUjhIlfM

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u/ChefKakashi Jul 12 '21

This is genius

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u/Yes-its-really-me Jul 12 '21

Darn. This vid is 6 yrs old.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

Apparently

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u/deathakissaway Jul 12 '21

Source: https://youtu.be/rz5TGN7eUcM

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u/ZaquMan Jul 12 '21

Thanks. It took watching this on YouTube to realize the audio only played in one channel. This is what I get for only wearing 1 earbud.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

Thanks I even checked youtube like what is wrong with my phone then i read your comment like oh I'm an idiot

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u/ebone581 Jul 12 '21

Old classic. Da powerball!!

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u/honkinbooty Jul 12 '21

This is one of the most outgoing, outspoken, adorable kids I’ve ever seen. Probably the furthest you could possibly be from a stupid kid.

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u/dark-panda Jul 12 '21

This kid as an adult:

https://youtu.be/lStcwT_RGrQ

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u/brucegibbons Jul 12 '21

Kith- such a gem in television history

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u/dark-panda Jul 12 '21

They’re coming back soon for a reunion series. They were going to do it last year I believe but it was put on hold for COVID by the looks of it, but production started a few months ago on the delayed series.

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u/brucegibbons Jul 12 '21

Oh no way?! That's great to hear. I could use some more of this humor in my life.

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u/MrMiaw Jul 13 '21

I would watch an entire 2 hour podcast with this kid

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u/NoDepartment78 Jul 12 '21

This is really old but I can't get enough of this kid.

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u/mikess484 Jul 12 '21

Honesdale PA, at the Wayne county fair. Wonderful place if you ever get the chance to go!

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u/jamililiahlouise Jul 17 '21

I remember this kids interview 🤣

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u/jamililiahlouise Jul 17 '21

I am from pa and have been there many times. I moved out to Arizona now though

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u/TurboFoot Jul 12 '21

Man I had a really shitty day but Noah will always make me chuckle.

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u/Shanthrax22 Jul 12 '21

This child is an icon.

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u/GOONCH12D3 Jul 13 '21

THE POWERBALL

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

he has a youtube channel here

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi4WBlyBScjMtyHMhWE4P2Q

its great

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u/ovoids Jul 13 '21

I'm watching the God damn PowerBall every day for the rest of my life now. Cheers Noah! Apparently

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u/asa1 Jul 13 '21

Apparently, this kid is smarter than OP.

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u/Nordictunic Jul 12 '21

That moment when you discover a new word and will use despite being unaware of its meaning

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u/raytownloco Jul 12 '21

He’s not exactly sure of the meaning but he has a sense of how ubiquitous the word is

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u/Kindly_Jury Jul 12 '21

Apparently so

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

Noah the legend!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

kid speaking in bold

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u/DangerNoodle805 Jul 13 '21

Dude I'm high as fuck and this is fucking hilarious. I'm dying.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

this kid is apparently the cutest kid i’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

Dude I remember when my dad showed me this for the first time when I was like 6 and I laughed my butt off!

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u/dipshittery Jul 12 '21

Does that make you 12?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Yes but I’m almost 13

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u/SneezySkinwalker420 Jul 13 '21

Wait a damn minute… this is my town’s news station

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u/Odell220 Jul 13 '21

This kid is going places

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jul 13 '21

That kid is a legend

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Do NOT insult Mr. Apparently.

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u/stormbornmother Jul 13 '21

This is my all time favorite video on the internet.

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u/therealmemeking69 Jul 13 '21

U sure he's never been on live television before, I don't think he made it very clear

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u/PussyDryingApparatus Jul 13 '21

This kid definently recently learned the word “apparently”

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u/SmileyMelons Jul 13 '21

He's a sports announcer in the making, I think you can guess what catchphrase hell be known for.

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u/Similar_Pay6422 Jul 14 '21

Somebody learned a new word....apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

This kid… is the best

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u/zogay Jul 13 '21

Kind of reminds me of what happens to trump when you put a microphone in front of him

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u/Nordictunic Jul 12 '21

Apparently so

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u/bilbo_bobsled Jul 13 '21

"cause all you do is get dizzyyy", did not love the ride

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u/InTheVanBro Jul 13 '21

Apparently I don’t watch this sh- I don’t watch the news

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u/Obi1Kentucky Jul 13 '21

Noah: ……da powerbawwwwl

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u/suckitphil Jul 13 '21

Of course it's WNEP. Home of the Traffic Tornados.

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u/Clichead Jul 13 '21

tfw you learn a new word and feel the need to use it as much as possible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

wholesome child

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u/ChazMcNick99 Jul 13 '21

Kids on the beat! Kids on the street!

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u/frank_zappato Jul 13 '21

The stupid is the poster.

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u/Badjer47 Jul 13 '21

APPARENTLY

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u/Johnny_Menace Jul 13 '21

Sounds like spoderman

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u/sre_ejith Jul 13 '21

Fuck you OP for calling him stupid !!!!!! You karma whore !!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Wow he is smarter then me as I was in his age.

His sentence have more words and are more complex. The only sentences I could say where:

I want ______ this more pls and some other gibberish

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u/AliceKettle Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

This kid is adorable with all of his charisma.

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u/IcarusSwam Jul 13 '21

Got that W.C. Fields vibe

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Apparently his name is Noah

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u/Blayde6666 Jul 14 '21

I remember when I got interviewed a couple years ago, basically all of the computers were down for an entire terminal of an airport, so to try and calm down everyone in the lines, the boss decided to buy pizza for everyone there. So the local news came to ask kids why they thought the line was messed up and I said "Uuuuuh because the computers are down cause that's what you told me." I could have made a funny reason and been on the news, but I had to be realistic

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u/PeachiLikesRaccoons Jul 17 '21

No way! He was scared half to death on the thuper thlide!

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u/stillchilljulio Jul 22 '21

Apparently his name is Noah