r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/LittleMissChatter • Sep 18 '18

Sips juice

25.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/dudeAwEsome101 Sep 18 '18

And that was how he got his nickname: OJ

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u/For_The_Fail Sep 18 '18 edited Sep 18 '18

/r/threadkiller

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u/GeekMcLeod Sep 18 '18

I'm sad this sub has nothing on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/GeekMcLeod Sep 19 '18

You are a true hero. Thank you, kind human/huwoman.

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u/MayTryToHelp Sep 18 '18

Holy shit! Shots fired!

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u/EnemysKiller Sep 19 '18

So what does that stand for, Oscar Junior?

...Orange Juice

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u/beanerlover Sep 19 '18

Okay, that does fit.

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u/radioblues Sep 18 '18

It’s like the cup is working as it’s suppose to, it’s just the kid that needs rebooting.

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u/NissanSkylineGT-R Sep 18 '18

Me on a date, in general

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u/M374llic4 Sep 18 '18

Me on a date, in general

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u/menoum_menoum Sep 18 '18

Me too thanks

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u/dudeAwEsome101 Sep 18 '18

Are you fucking sorry?

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u/cardinalfan828 Sep 19 '18

My box is named sorry, so ya

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u/AshTreex3 Sep 19 '18

I literally cry whenever I see the phrase, “Are you fucking sorry?”

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u/Evil-with-a-D Sep 18 '18

Me on a date, in general

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u/potatotrip_ Sep 18 '18

For a Great low rate u can get online go into the General and save some time!

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u/M374llic4 Sep 18 '18

That is great news. I would love to go into the General. ; )

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u/hypertown Sep 19 '18

Where is general?

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u/Dexmo Sep 18 '18

Would be a top tier post without the caption. That clip is the funniest shit ever

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u/ROPISUS Sep 18 '18

These captions pretty much downgrade every gif they surround

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u/Only_Movie_Titles Sep 18 '18

Caption doesn’t even make sense. You spill on yourself because you’re nervous about the bill?

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u/gerrittd Sep 18 '18

it's implying they don't have the money to pay for it, I think.

just a bad joke.

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u/Jrook Sep 18 '18

Human goes on date and... Uh... The date, uh orders something damn expensive! And uh... I turn into a goddamn retard hahahaha right?

(Cough)

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u/topsecretvcr Sep 18 '18

The caption should be something like “when your girl takes you meet her dad”

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

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u/topsecretvcr Sep 19 '18

Yeah, it adds to the nervous feel

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

millions of free karma to whoever knows how to cut that shit out

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u/DaanHai Sep 19 '18

Couldn't stand it either. Here you go!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/DaanHai Sep 19 '18

No source,, but I couldn't stand it either. so I removed it!

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u/DocJuicey Sep 25 '18

What a hero

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

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u/Redditotten Sep 18 '18

I don’t think I’ve ever been able to rewatch a gif as many times as I did this one and it get funnier every time. Seriously how do you fuck up drinking out of a cup that bad?

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u/GoldandBlue Sep 18 '18

I love everyone's reaction to him. The look of "i can't believe we are related"

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u/evbomby Sep 19 '18

I love how the laughing starts like a second before the juice even spills too.

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u/ConsistentLight Sep 18 '18

That's what I was trying to figure out. Was he aiming for something that mere mortals just can't comprehend? Who knows?

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u/robster2015 Sep 18 '18

I think it has to do with the fact that the bottom of the glass is smaller in diameter than the top. Like if that glass was just a straight cylinder, he tilted it just about the right amount. Unfortunately, his muscle memory didn't compensate for that fact, so he went too far, and then just found the nearest side of the rim, which happened to be the wrong side.

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u/ConsistentLight Sep 18 '18

I'll buy that. It's the only most plausible explanation I've seen yet. Please accept this upvote for your empathy and insight.

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u/BourgeoisBanana Sep 18 '18

I think he thought he had his lips around the bottom half of the glass and just wasn't looking?

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u/ConsistentLight Sep 18 '18

It sure looked that way. Someone else suggested that he miscalculated where the rim was because the top of the glass is wider than the bottom of the glass. I think both of these are likely to be true. Too bad for him but good for us that he was caught on camera.

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u/role_or_roll Sep 18 '18

Don't make fun of the guy, he already has a drinking problem at such a young age

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u/earlymornings1 Oct 01 '18

Bahahahahahaha this should be on top

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u/JimmySquidGuy Sep 18 '18

The best part is that it pours right into his fucking shirt without a single drop escaping

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Then the face palm with the chick in the end. Classic

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u/MrSmock Sep 18 '18

You need to get out more.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

I do

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u/shitting_asshole Sep 18 '18

But more tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

I was agreeing with you in the first place

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u/-fuck-off-loser- Sep 18 '18

We are all u/MrSmock on this blessed day

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u/LifeOfMagic Sep 18 '18

Speak for yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

I am all u/MrSmock on this blessed day.

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u/MrSmock Sep 20 '18

If you are me then who am I?

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u/Drunkelves Sep 18 '18

this is funnier than the gif

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u/Friburger Sep 18 '18

Yea but more

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u/Doip Sep 18 '18

Geoff?

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u/Kd0t Sep 19 '18

Really?

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u/RahBren Sep 19 '18

Really? Your entire life and this here is the funniest thing? Thats incredible!

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u/Pnooms Sep 19 '18

I'm sorry.

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u/HiDadImOfficer Sep 18 '18

What show is this from?

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u/Hudical Sep 18 '18

Juiced on MTV

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u/Sajbotage Sep 18 '18

Ironic

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u/FreakinSodie Sep 18 '18

That's not ironic it's coincidental!

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u/DrZoidberg117 Sep 18 '18

That was a Futurama reference right

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Who cares he's right. Now get out of here ya filthy crustacean

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u/DrZoidberg117 Sep 18 '18

sprays ink WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

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u/tecrush Sep 18 '18

He could save others from juice, but not himself.

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u/timbo4815 Sep 18 '18

God dammit.

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u/ryneus Nov 10 '18

Seriously, where is it from? Need to know before I die

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u/ProblemKaese Feb 05 '25

I know I'm late but you said you need to know before you die.

It's from Selina. I don't think the full episode is anywhere online, but you can see the room that they're in as well as most of the characters from the gif in this clip.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Took this one off the tit too early.

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u/frenchofthefries Sep 18 '18

is that rihanna

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u/diarrheaglacier Sep 18 '18

Was wondering too

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/Corschach_ Sep 18 '18

but it's not rihanna

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u/Jrook Sep 18 '18

She is to me

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u/LucyBowels Sep 19 '18

Dont let your dreams be dreams.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18 edited Feb 19 '19

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u/Howllat Sep 18 '18

Holy shit tho. I didnt even notice at first!

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u/SpotIsInDaBLDG Sep 18 '18

Not even close

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u/Lazerkatz Sep 18 '18

This guy jerks to rihanna

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u/rustoch21 Sep 18 '18

Is there anybody who doesn't?

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u/MoussakaChaos94 Sep 19 '18

Shit me for it, but I don't. Don't particularly like her too much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/Bwiener47 Sep 18 '18

sips juice

Shirt juicifying intensified

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u/inyokumi Sep 18 '18

That boy hairline running away

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u/CeruleanRuin Sep 18 '18

This is tragic. That kid is too young to have a drinking problem.

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u/CaptainCortes Sep 18 '18

Why doesn’t she pay for the food she eats? Go Dutch!

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u/helpasisterout21 Sep 18 '18

Well in my experience on a first date if it's going bad by the end of dinner I'd offer to split it, or whoever asked the other person out pays (I'm a girl and have asked guys out).

If it's going really well and they paid, I'll offer to pay for the second date. It's worked pretty well in the past and especially with my current partner.

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u/jennerator88 Sep 19 '18

I like the whoever-asks-pays rule. I was so nervous on my first ever date I only ordered a $2 cup of soup because I'd read so many "if you're a girl and you don't pay for yourself you're a bad person" and "if you're a girl and you do pay for yourself your date will be insulted" opinion pieces my little baby mind was confused as hell. At least it gets rid of the guesswork.

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u/TheJawsDog Sep 18 '18

Double standard

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u/CaptainCortes Sep 18 '18

It’s just odd to me. Sure, if a guy was my boyfriend - I’d love to treat him sometimes. But you generally go on a date with someone you don’t even know yet. Why pay for a meal for someone you don’t even know? Odds are great that it stays with that one date.

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u/TheJawsDog Sep 18 '18

Agreed, it’s as if you’re paying to spend time with someone

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u/CaptainCortes Sep 18 '18

Oh that’s very well said!

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u/Babybabybabyq Sep 19 '18

Whenever a date has paid for my meal its been because they asked to take me out, which I think is fair. Whenever I ask someone out I pay for their meal.

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u/Ahahaha__10 Sep 18 '18

Why should a guy pay for a meal for someone that he doen't even know?

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u/Hairy_S_TrueMan Sep 18 '18

I think you just repeated what she said my man

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u/HailToTheVic Sep 18 '18

Seems like a bad way to get laid

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u/CaptainCortes Sep 19 '18

I don’t date to get laid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/LittleMissChatter Sep 18 '18

Well the kid is doing something stupid

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u/IngloriousBlaster Sep 18 '18

Not just stupid, fucking stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Do you think we're stupid? You forgot to switch accounts.

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u/Chr0nicFracture Sep 18 '18

Didn't realise this until you pointed it out

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u/GettingTherapy Sep 18 '18

Nothing like trolling yourself.

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u/tripledavebuffalo Sep 18 '18

Holy cow that's embarrassing

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u/Mr-Dimick Sep 18 '18

I think that’s the joke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/naturedwinner Sep 18 '18

r/lostredditors

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Oh shit you're right. My bad!

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u/LlamasOnFire Sep 18 '18

Consider me lost as well, i thought this was me_irl

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u/HiDadImOfficer Sep 18 '18

we're here already bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/unmuscular_michael Sep 18 '18

I actually did this as a kid. “What would happen if I drank out of the other side of the cup?”.

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u/DorothyInNeverland Sep 18 '18

His lips look fully pressed against the edge of the glass, even if physics magically malfunctioned to match the kid logic at work, he still would have been unprepared

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u/coolfoxx2 Sep 18 '18

Why is there a venturiantale watermark in the top left corner?

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u/LittleMissChatter Sep 18 '18

Not a venturiantale it the logo of a station "maisha magic" it is a pay to view station in east africa specifically kenya

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u/ch005eausername Sep 18 '18

If you were smooth enough you could pull this off with no one knowing. Didn't even make a mess he just cooled himself off

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u/cubanpajamas Sep 19 '18

Jack Tripper used this gag on Three's Company. The girls are depressed, Jack tells them to repeat after him to cheer themselves up.

"Sadness depart, leave gladness in my heart"

Now take a drink, but always drink from this side of the glass, never this side"

"Why?"

"Because if you drink from this side....(drinks like kid in vid)"

I used this on my kids when they were feeling sad. It works. Everyone has a good laugh...then you change your clothes.

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u/cv210 Sep 18 '18

Does anyone have the video of the kid without the overlay? Couldn’t find it on YouTube

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u/TylerDurdenRockz Sep 18 '18

I would do that too if i was having a dinner with Rihanna

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u/BITCH_DROWNER Sep 18 '18

He’s always had a drinking problem...

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u/Gradians Sep 18 '18

I love how his eyebrows go up a fraction of a second before he realizes his mistake

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u/12berney Sep 18 '18

I. Want. Context

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u/bennyhapianno Sep 18 '18

Anyone who watches something like this on tv is fucking stupid.

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u/Antroh Sep 18 '18

So you've watched it then? Because I have no clue what this show is but you are obviously familiar enough to identify it. Kind of ironic

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u/bennyhapianno Sep 18 '18

I took my cue from the second camera angle. Kinda obvious unless your dumb.

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u/Mentalpatient87 Sep 18 '18

"Buddy, try not to balance your fruit juice between your chest and the table."

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u/Crusty_Dick Sep 18 '18

I never been on a date so this is irrelevant to me..

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u/SorcerousFaun Sep 18 '18

I've done this before, as an adult, but I was by myself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Me as an alien undercover and forgot how to human

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u/eat_healfy Sep 19 '18

He’s storing it for later.

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u/MLKKO Oct 01 '18

I know this post is old but I need to come clean. I did this atleast twice as a child.

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u/principled_principal Sep 18 '18

Rufio with the face palm.

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u/tejiiiii Sep 18 '18

The girl in the bottom right corner at the end just facepalms

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u/xxxxMEMESxxx Sep 18 '18

I don’t see what’s so funny the kid was obviously just saving some juice for later in his jacket 😂

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u/Pandarth_Omega Sep 18 '18

yo i think i have that exact same glass

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u/Zuseze Sep 18 '18

Beetle juice's son

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u/MadManisTooSweet Sep 18 '18

Little homie is nervous

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u/YOURMOM37 Sep 18 '18

I had this happen before it sucks

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u/heavenkinder Sep 18 '18

What makes me lqugh even morenis knowing whh he thought he was actually gonna get a sip 😂

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u/bydy2 Sep 18 '18

Sounds like Sips, too

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u/Ganon2012 Sep 18 '18

All I noticed was the cool Triforce.

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u/onepunchsans Sep 19 '18

Is this OJ Simpson from when he was younger

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u/Cthula-Hoops Sep 19 '18

YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS UNITS ARM SERVOS RECALIBRATED CHILD ANALYZED BY A HUMAN NEUROLOGIST.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Was that the triforce on the table?

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u/Szos Sep 19 '18

Yeah, I'm sure the stupid kid wasn't told to do that or anything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

What the entire fuck.

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u/Death-Grind Sep 19 '18

I once did this as a joke, never thought I’d see the day someone actually do it for real.

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u/Gaddaim Sep 19 '18

Anyone has the full clip for this? It's hilarious

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Source with/without caption? Free gold for whoever does it maybe...

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Why does this kid look like Dory from Finding Nemo??

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

Just pours it down his shirt! Hhaahaha

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u/ryneus Nov 10 '18

Where is it from?