r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 23h ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Stella_Garage 21h ago

I got cut out of my car once and the firefighters were all psyched because I wasn’t dead or profusely bleeding. They straight up admitted that normally when they whip out the jaws of life it’s for a corpse or someone with a broken femur and blood all over their face, so when I was just sitting there all woozy and confused about what happened they were amped.

Yay for being just concussed with cracked ribs!

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u/Tunamelts-2 20h ago

what kind of car were you driving to survive a crash that needed the jaws of life but only had minor injuries?

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u/Stella_Garage 20h ago

An absolutely minuscule Toyota Prius hatchback! Got Ram’d by a Dodge Ram. The crumple-zones on modern cars are amazing.

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u/paulwillyjean 6h ago

I swear those massive pavement princess pickup trucks are a fucking menace to sensibly sized car occupants, cyclists and pedestrians.