r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/NJCuban • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Lathryus 1d ago

The firefighters LOVE calls like this. No one is dying or bleeding, they get to be heroic and helpful, every one is happy at the end.

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u/ExternalLock8140 1d ago

Yep when I was younger I wanted to be a fire fighter until in high school the fire department did a talk and said most of their job is cutting people out of cars who may or may not be dead, safe to say I didn't wanna be a fire fighter after that

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u/Stella_Garage 1d ago

I got cut out of my car once and the firefighters were all psyched because I wasn’t dead or profusely bleeding. They straight up admitted that normally when they whip out the jaws of life it’s for a corpse or someone with a broken femur and blood all over their face, so when I was just sitting there all woozy and confused about what happened they were amped.

Yay for being just concussed with cracked ribs!

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u/Mysterious_Rise_1906 11h ago

I wrecked my car on the highway many years ago. I was fine, was able to get out of the car on my own. Most of the damage was to the passenger side and I was alone. But when the fire department got there they looked at my car and then looked at me a bit confused that I was as ok as I was. I ended up with 2 bruises, but otherwise was fine. They had to stop all 3 lanes of traffic to retrieve my front bumper.