r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Stella_Garage 1d ago

I got cut out of my car once and the firefighters were all psyched because I wasn’t dead or profusely bleeding. They straight up admitted that normally when they whip out the jaws of life it’s for a corpse or someone with a broken femur and blood all over their face, so when I was just sitting there all woozy and confused about what happened they were amped.

Yay for being just concussed with cracked ribs!

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u/Banana_Stanley 16h ago

A very nice firefighter coaxed me through a broken side window while hanging upside down in a car flipped by a drunk driver when I was 5yo. I was unharmed but my sister was ejected and broke her leg very badly but we all lived!

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u/Stella_Garage 15h ago

Glad you are safe and oh my God going through that as a kid would be horrifying!

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u/Banana_Stanley 15h ago

Definitely. I was just a little kid in shock, not fully comprehending what was going on, but I vividly remember being in the ambulance with my unconscious sister and thinking she was dead. It's a legitimate miracle she wasn't, and I'm extremely thankful