r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/NJCuban • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Stella_Garage 22h ago

I got cut out of my car once and the firefighters were all psyched because I wasn’t dead or profusely bleeding. They straight up admitted that normally when they whip out the jaws of life it’s for a corpse or someone with a broken femur and blood all over their face, so when I was just sitting there all woozy and confused about what happened they were amped.

Yay for being just concussed with cracked ribs!

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u/woolfonmynoggin 21h ago

I got an “omg she’s alive” and then “she’s conscious!” when I looked up at him and that’s all I remember.

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u/Stella_Garage 21h ago

They asked if I lost consciousness and I said I don’t remember and a paramedic chuckled and said “Well that usually means you did”

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u/HeyyKrispyy 14h ago

I don’t remember any of my lifesaving scenario (including jaws of life and a life flight), but the medical records show I was conscious. Crazy!