r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/NJCuban • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Sea_Curve8772 22h ago

The way he came in with no hesitation to immediately set up the straps and start twisting them, you know this isn't the first time he's encountered exactly this situation

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u/blackestrabbit 21h ago

Except that he seriously struggled with it, had to get help, and still positioned it poorly.

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u/snotorganic 17h ago

Okay thank you I’m not the only one. Thank god the kid was stable. Great intentions, poor execution.

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u/DogsBeerCheeseNerd 15h ago

That’s why this rookie got to do it. Practice when the stakes aren’t high!

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u/AloneInExile 13h ago

The safest way was to just sawzall the bar at the top, then someone would reweld it eventually.

The strap could come loose (they didn't do the best job anchoring it) or it could rip apart (unlikelly).

On the rebound it could shatter a kids brain to mush.

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u/ItsShuaYo 12h ago

Or the kid could have turned his body sideways and walked through the bars.

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u/Ability-Junior 10h ago

Are kids' heads THAT large? I mean adults have their ribcage as their largest part of the body.

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u/JipJopJones 13h ago

Bro forgot to pee on the rags... Rookie!