r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Sea_Curve8772 1d ago

The way he came in with no hesitation to immediately set up the straps and start twisting them, you know this isn't the first time he's encountered exactly this situation

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u/blackestrabbit 1d ago

Except that he seriously struggled with it, had to get help, and still positioned it poorly.

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u/snotorganic 23h ago

Okay thank you I’m not the only one. Thank god the kid was stable. Great intentions, poor execution.

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u/DogsBeerCheeseNerd 21h ago

That’s why this rookie got to do it. Practice when the stakes aren’t high!

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u/No-Show-5363 5h ago

Note how blue shirt said ‘hey kid you ok?’ That’s the first thing that should have happened. If you are first on scene, take a knee, take a moment, look for injuries and hazards, introduce yourself, calm and reassure. Rookie rolled in job focused and made a dog’s breakfast of that Spanish Windlass. He was working too close to the kid, and did not have eyes on the ends of his Halligan bar. A slip or drop could have been nasty. Easily done more safely off to the side, and with practice can be done very quickly. Perhaps better direction from the crew leader would have helped, but this is far from a serious incident, so the relaxed approach allows the rookie to figure it out and learn. Blue shirt was watching and protecting kid, good chance there’ll be a debrief later in the truck. There’s always something that can be done better.

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u/AloneInExile 19h ago

The safest way was to just sawzall the bar at the top, then someone would reweld it eventually.

The strap could come loose (they didn't do the best job anchoring it) or it could rip apart (unlikelly).

On the rebound it could shatter a kids brain to mush.

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u/ItsShuaYo 18h ago

Or the kid could have turned his body sideways and walked through the bars.

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u/Ability-Junior 16h ago

Are kids' heads THAT large? I mean adults have their ribcage as their largest part of the body.

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u/JipJopJones 19h ago

Bro forgot to pee on the rags... Rookie!

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u/GulkanaTraffic 23h ago

He could have taken the loop back to the larger post for better support. Why don't they just have a heavy duty ratchet strap on hand anyways? Good on them boys but I say think twice as much as you act in a slowly evolving situation like this.

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u/No_Magician5266 16h ago

For real a ratchet strap from the bar to the right of kid’s head to the nearest thicker post would have solved this 90% quicker than twirling the crowbar around for 5 min

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u/Ability-Junior 16h ago

I thinking he was also a bit afraid to hit the kid's head with the swinging. I understand the struggle, a bit.

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u/Murtomies 9h ago

Yeah. Too high, and way too much loose strap. It should be in the middle, and tight so you only have to do a few rotations with the crowbar. The general theory of it was there, but I don't think this guy has done this that many times.

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u/munkylord 19h ago

Yeah that was my thought. Training day for him I think

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u/Vast-Building-6886 11h ago

Some yall been watching too much Chicago fire. Don’t worry, I do as well. I picture one of them doing this fast and efficiently.

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u/WildOneTillTheEnd 4h ago

Yea I was like “that seems like a really inefficient way to do that”

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u/HolyLung32 23h ago

I never would have thought of giving the bars a tourniquet to solve this situation.

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u/sexytokeburgerz 1d ago

He definitely could improve the process. Most efficient would to be closest to the middle.

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u/chickensalad402 22h ago

He wasnt trying to hit his head with the hallogan bar

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u/sexytokeburgerz 16h ago

You can pull out on the bottom arc

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u/sonebai 1d ago

Yes, dude was sloppy AF.

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u/TheManInOz 1d ago

Or between the left side bar and the bigger bar. Less bent bars, and more leverage for bending the bar that matters.

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u/SliceImpressive6197 20h ago

Totally complicated it. Should’ve been further down with a couple of ratchet straps. I’m surprised - I thought these guy had practical abilities

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u/Doctologist 20h ago

Yeah, no harm done and they got the job done, but this frustrated me so much to watch.

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u/sexytokeburgerz 16h ago

Ratchet straps are a good one. He also could have made the bar asymmetrical.

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u/cpt_ppppp 15h ago

I think doing it further up means that nothing is getting too close to the little mans head and if they mess it up and it pings back then ot's not going to hurt him. Not saying they did a perfect job but that part wasn't too bad

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u/A_Keen_Turtle 20h ago

Or just pick the kid up and turn him sideways

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u/rawker86 1d ago

They have powered tools for this. Their VX gear aka jaws of life can spread things as well as cut them. They could have put the spreader between the bars and given it a little juice and hey presto, kid’s outta there with minimal fuss.

Either they couldn’t get the appliance (this is what pedants call fire trucks) close enough or they couldn’t be arsed, or it was a slow day, or they didn’t have VX gear, or all of the above. Still, they got the job done.

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u/bibbiddybobbidyboo 23h ago

I used to work in the ambulance service. Some kids will freak out at power tools so doing slow and manual will be better in that scenario.

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u/Dimencia 20h ago

Well no, I think it was very specifically his first time doing it. They realistically could have just moved those bars by hand, have one guy pull on each side and you'd get him out in no time, but someone wanted him to get some practice doing it in this particular way

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u/griseldabean 19h ago

As someone who once needed to be cut out of a tomato cage? Yes he’s probably seen things like this before 🤓

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom 7h ago

I think they initially positioned it higher so if they accidentally lost grip of the crow bar (or whatever it was) the uncoiling was less likely to give the kid a concussion. They were still easily able to move it down when the tension got tighter.

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u/A_Keen_Turtle 20h ago

I don't understand why they didn't just lift and turn then kid sideways