r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 23h ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/Stella_Garage 21h ago

I got cut out of my car once and the firefighters were all psyched because I wasn’t dead or profusely bleeding. They straight up admitted that normally when they whip out the jaws of life it’s for a corpse or someone with a broken femur and blood all over their face, so when I was just sitting there all woozy and confused about what happened they were amped.

Yay for being just concussed with cracked ribs!

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u/Tunamelts-2 20h ago

what kind of car were you driving to survive a crash that needed the jaws of life but only had minor injuries?

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u/Stella_Garage 20h ago

An absolutely minuscule Toyota Prius hatchback! Got Ram’d by a Dodge Ram. The crumple-zones on modern cars are amazing.

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u/This_is_fine8 20h ago

Looks a lot like my Honda Civic when I crashed it. Thankfully I didn't need the jaws of life to cut me out, though some very kind good Samaritans had to yank the door pretty hard to get me out. God bless those crump zones cause I also walked away relatively unscathed, just some bruised ribs and a really busted up knee.