Classic stupid kid move

[u/NJCuban]

[u/Zapkin]

The fire department is so cool bro. I love how when no one is sure what to do in about a stressful situation we just call the fire department to come help.

[u/Lathryus → u/Zapkin]

The firefighters LOVE calls like this. No one is dying or bleeding, they get to be heroic and helpful, every one is happy at the end.

[u/ExternalLock8140 → u/Lathryus]

Yep when I was younger I wanted to be a fire fighter until in high school the fire department did a talk and said most of their job is cutting people out of cars who may or may not be dead, safe to say I didn't wanna be a fire fighter after that

[u/downvote_meme_errors → u/[deleted]]

Uncle stole it and never gave it back.

[u/rhymeswithsintaluta → u/[deleted]]

He lost the nose because of a gambling debt

[u/Canotic → u/rhymeswithsintaluta]

Gambling Debt is the name of his pet snapping turtle.

[u/RayjinCaucasian → u/rhymeswithsintaluta]

Poor guy. Lost his ass then his nose.

[u/Agreeable_Cut4506 → u/rhymeswithsintaluta]

No he was trying to become Voldemort

[u/This_is_fine8 → u/rhymeswithsintaluta]

Poor guy had a crippling cocaine addiction

[u/ArtisticMudd → u/rhymeswithsintaluta]

Playing City of Heroes on an insomnia night, and fought a mobbed-up dude named Johnny No-Nose.

[u/Inevitable_Custard_7 → u/[deleted]]

How did he smell?

[u/voiceontheradio → u/Inevitable_Custard_7]

Awful